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President Trump’s Inauguration speech

“Chief Justice Roberts, President Carter, President Clinton, President Bush, President Obama, fellow Americans, and people of the world: thank you.

We, the citizens of America, are now joined in a great national effort to rebuild our country and to restore its promise for all of our people.Together, we will determine the course of America and the world for years to come. We will face challenges. We will confront hardships. But we will get the job done.

Every four years, we gather on these steps to carry out the orderly and peaceful transfer of power, and we are grateful to President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama for their gracious aid throughout this transition. They have been magnificent. Today’s ceremony, however, has very special meaning. Because today we are not merely transferring power from one Administration to another, or from one party to another — but we are transferring power from Washington, D.C. and giving it back to you, the American People.

For too long, a small group in our nation’s Capital has reaped the rewards of government while the people have borne the cost.

Washington flourished — but the people did not share in its wealth.

Politicians prospered — but the jobs left, and the factories closed.

The establishment protected itself, but not the citizens of our country.

Their victories have not been your victories; their triumphs have not been your triumphs; and while they celebrated in our nation’s Capital, there was little to celebrate for struggling families all across our land. That all changes — starting right here, and right now, because this moment is your moment: it belongs to you.

It belongs to everyone gathered here today and everyone watching all across America.

This is your day. This is your celebration.

And this, the United States of America, is your country. What truly matters is not which party controls our government, but whether our government is controlled by the people. January 20th 2017, will be remembered as the day the people became the rulers of this nation again.

The forgotten men and women of our country will be forgotten no longer.

Everyone is listening to you now. You came by the tens of millions to become part of a historic movement the likes of which the world has never seen before. At the centre of this movement is a crucial conviction: that a nation exists to serve its citizens. Americans want great schools for their children, safe neighbourhoods for their families, and good jobs for themselves.

These are the just and reasonable demands of a righteous public.

But for too many of our citizens, a different reality exists: Mothers and children trapped in poverty in our inner cities; rusted-out factories scattered like tombstones across the landscape of our nation; an education system, flush with cash, but which leaves our young and beautiful students deprived of knowledge; and the crime and gangs and drugs that have stolen too many lives and robbed our country of so much unrealised potential.

This American carnage stops right here and stops right now.

We are one nation — and their pain is our pain. Their dreams are our dreams; and their success will be our success. We share one heart, one home, and one glorious destiny. The oath of office I take today is an oath of allegiance to all Americans. For many decades, we’ve enriched foreign industry at the expense of American industry;

Subsidised the armies of other countries while allowing for the very sad depletion of our military; We’ve defended other nation’s borders while refusing to defend our own; And spent trillions of dollars overseas while America’s infrastructure has fallen into disrepair and decay. We’ve made other countries rich while the wealth, strength, and confidence of our country has disappeared over the horizon.

One by one, the factories shuttered and left our shores, with not even a thought about the millions upon millions of American workers left behind.
The wealth of our middle class has been ripped from their homes and then redistributed across the entire world. But that is the past. And now we are looking only to the future.

We assembled here today are issuing a new decree to be heard in every city, in every foreign capital, and in every hall of power.From this day forward, a new vision will govern our land. From this moment on, it’s going to be America First. Every decision on trade, on taxes, on immigration, on foreign affairs, will be made to benefit American workers and American families.

We must protect our borders from the ravages of other countries making our products, stealing our companies, and destroying our jobs. Protection will lead to great prosperity and strength.I will fight for you with every breath in my body — and I will never, ever let you down.America will start winning again, winning like never before.

We will bring back our jobs. We will bring back our borders. We will bring back our wealth. And we will bring back our dreams. We will build new roads, and highways, and bridges, and airports, and tunnels, and railways all across our wonderful nation. We will get our people off of welfare and back to work — rebuilding our country with American hands and American labour.

We will follow two simple rules: Buy American and Hire American.

We will seek friendship and goodwill with the nations of the world — but we do so with the understanding that it is the right of all nations to put their own interests first. We do not seek to impose our way of life on anyone, but rather to let it shine as an example for everyone to follow. We will reinforce old alliances and form new ones — and unite the civilised world against Radical Islamic Terrorism, which we will eradicate completely from the face of the Earth.

At the bedrock of our politics will be a total allegiance to the United States of America, and through our loyalty to our country, we will rediscover our loyalty to each other.When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice. The Bible tells us, “how good and pleasant it is when God’s people live together in unity.” We must speak our minds openly, debate our disagreements honestly, but always pursue solidarity.

When America is united, America is totally unstoppable.There should be no fear — we are protected, and we will always be protected. We will be protected by the great men and women of our military and law enforcement and, most importantly, we are protected by God. Finally, we must think big and dream even bigger.

In America, we understand that a nation is only living as long as it is striving. We will no longer accept politicians who are all talk and no action — constantly complaining but never doing anything about it. The time for empty talk is over.

Now arrives the hour of action.

Do not let anyone tell you it cannot be done. No challenge can match the heart and fight and spirit of America. We will not fail. Our country will thrive and prosper again.We stand at the birth of a new millennium, ready to unlock the mysteries of space, to free the Earth from the miseries of disease, and to harness the energies, industries and technologies of tomorrow.

A new national pride will stir our souls, lift our sights, and heal our divisions. It is time to remember that old wisdom our soldiers will never forget: that whether we are black or brown or white, we all bleed the same red blood of patriots, we all enjoy the same glorious freedoms, and we all salute the same great American Flag.

And whether a child is born in the urban sprawl of Detroit or the windswept plains of Nebraska, they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty Creator. So to all Americans, in every city near and far, small and large, from mountain to mountain, and from ocean to ocean, hear these words:

You will never be ignored again. Your voice, your hopes, and your dreams, will define our American destiny.

And your courage and goodness and love will forever guide us along the way.Together, We Will Make America Strong Again.We Will Make America Wealthy Again.We Will Make America Proud Again.We Will Make America Safe Again.

And, Yes, Together, We Will Make America Great Again. Thank you, God Bless You, And God Bless America.”

All Your Safe Space…

Are belong to us!

Thanks to LC & IB Angry Webmaster (whose website you’re already visiting on a daily basis unless you really are into missing out on shit), we find this absolutely full of awesome sauce Youtube vid that he stated we must post tomorrow.

Tomorrow?, we say. Why not get the beat going ahead of time? We hate being behind the curve and, besides, the wondrous sight of Prozi heads exploding tomorrow will only be made better this way. It will be GLORIOUS!

So here it is. Share, spread, make it go viral, memeify the fuck out of it, as our Heirs would say, shitlord it all over the Innertubes until it crushes under the weight of it.

And before the usual crowd of “we’re better than that” and “let’s not become that which we despise” crowd tunes in, let us make a few things clear:

1) We are not a cultist. We don’t trust anybody, and we are fully prepared to, we even expect the Trumpinator, as we like to call him to drive Prozis into further despair, their tears of frustration nourish us, to disappoint us at some unspecified point in the future. We don’t believe in “saviors”, except for the one true one, Jesus Christ, they’re all human and they’re all sinners with flaws. And if, or when, Trump fucks up, we’ll be there to point fingers and mock and deride him, unlike the retarded followers of the Obamessiah Cult. If you doubt that, then you don’t know us very well.

If he doesn’t fuck up at any point, and that’s one heck of a big “if”, even we ourself can’t say that we never did, then it’s all good. It’s perfect, as a matter of fact, but we’re not holding our breath, because our jaded self just don’t see that happening.

But the despair and desperation on the Prozi side is making us smile, and we’ll take that.

2) There is no fucking WAY that we could “become them” by applying their own tactics to them. We’ll let somebody with whom we does not always agree, but who definitely has a way of distilling complex subjects into easily understandable and correct sentences, Vox, say it:

Tactics are not politics are not objectives are not ideals; just as the US Marines did not become the Wehrmacht by adopting maneuver warfare, the Alt-Right will not become SJWs due to the effective use of rhetoric and going on the offensive. The fact that the ends may or may not justify the means does not mean that the ends are the means.

When we originally read the article that Vox is commenting on our answer was “them first.” If they abandon the scorched earth Alinsky tactics they’ve been employing for decades, then we can too. Everything less than that is surrender, and surrendering never won any wars. And this is a war.

For all the marbles.

And then our response was the response we always have for those spineless cucks that seem to keep thinking that “muh principles” trump anything, that you can somehow win a war without fighting it according to the rules on the ground, that using their tactics, doctrine, even their weaponry against them somehow makes you “no better than them”, which is this: As a soldier during the cold war, we carried a G3 (aka StG 45) and an MG3 (aka MG42), our uniforms even, during our service, adopted the official SS camo pattern and, when the currently used Kevlar helmet became standard issue because it just plain offered better protection, looked even more like the Wehrmacht.

Did that make us Nazis with an insatiable hunger for invading Poland and murdering all the Jews?

Was General Patton secretly a Nazi for being the only fucking general on the Western Allies side to truly understand mobile warfare and use that knowledge to kick the Nazi (Prozi, all the same thing) animals around like a rented mule?

We think not.

If you have at least half a brain, you study the tactics your enemy uses, particularly if he’s successful at it, and then employ them the heck against him until he cries “uncle.”

That doesn’t make you into him, it just proves that you have an IQ above that of a baked potato.

If he has chosen to employ a particular tactic against you, it proves that he himself can’t think of an effective counter to it. Why else would he use it? Because he likes to lose?

So let’s deploy every single Alinsky tactic that those of us who can read have learned about against them, and let us enjoy the show as they, for once, encounter an enemy who is NOT too much of a cuck, wimp, piss nozzle or coward to stomp them senseless.

If they don’t like it, let them be the ones to come crawling to us for terms of surrender.

In the meantime, you cucks can just shut the fuck up while licking the nutsacks of your chosen masters.


In Other Brief News About Progressive Socialist Double Standards…

The head Prozi, some jug-eared freak, just pardoned Bradley Manning, some mentally ill twit who thinks he’s a giraffe girl, or whatever strikes his demented mind as useful this week.

The same Bradley Manning who landed in jail for leaking national secrets. You know, the sort of thing that the jug-eared freak all but promised nuclear war in retaliation for when the Evil Russkies™ allegedly[citation needed] leaked information that embarrassed the National Socialist Democrat Workers’ Party of the U.S.

So, sort of the same but not at all.

We know that the traitors of the ProgNazi party don’t want a peaceful transition, we’re just not sure that they’re going to like what they’re asking for when they get it, good and hard.

You see, unlike as per usual, under the old Uniparty rules of engagement, you won’t be looking at a pathetic, cowardly, “civil” Republican whose only concern in this world is what the New York Times might say about him, a cockless, ball-less pussy so eager to show his belly that he’ll strain a back muscle to get there.

You’ll be facing something quite different. Along with the pent-up rage of millions of Americans everloving sick and bloody tired of being pissed on and told that it’s raining. Good folk looking for some old fashioned payback who have the means to make it happen.

Revenge is a bitch, but it’s incredibly fun to serve too.

You’ll be served, you brown-shirted freaks of nature, you’ll be served up right royally.

Those same people you pissed on for close to a decade have just about had it, and we’re looking to make you understand it, in no uncertain terms. So our best advice for you, not that you rate any sort of advice, much less the good sort, would be for you all to just stand in the corner and be vewy, vewy qwiet for the next 8 years, because we’ll be out there hunting wabbits.

With absolutely no tag limit.

Not so much fun when the boot’s on the other foot, is it? Well fuck you sideways, we couldn’t care less if we got a master’s in indifference.

So you can stick your usual calls of “civility” and “bipartisanship”, the calls you always issue every single time YOU’RE not in power, the standards that you haven’t even pretended to be following for the past 8 interminable, damnable years, and shove them right the fuck up your arse, but be sure to be early with it, because it’s like to get crowded up there.

Oh, to be sure, you’ll absolutely find the usual useless crowd of wankers on “our side” who will insist that we live up to the standards that you never gave a piss about, idiot Stockholm Syndrome-suffering twats, the useful idiots that you keep finding a “strange new respect” for whenever it suits you, but we’re not the cucks you’re looking for.

We’re the exact, diametrical opposite, and you’d be well advised to stand the fuck back, because we’re coming and Hell rideth with us.

The next 8 years are going to be so much fun!


My, What a Difference an Election Makes

From Ace:

Wait? Didn’t that use to be RAYCISSSSSSSSS????

Never you worry, though, soon to be utterly powerless douche canoe has-been, we fully intend to remain skeptical. It’s sort of in our blood.

You see, we are not in a cult, unlike your knuckle-dragging moron followers. We don’t care much about who’s wearing it if we find a boot in our face, we only care about the boot.

And how, of course, to get it out of our face and up the voluminous arse of the fucknozzle wearing it.

You’ll find out just exactly what we mean by that.

Getting the boot out of our face is only step one.

Steps two and up are much, much more entertaining.

You’d better make sure you have a good proctologist.


More Kibble

Old but one we can all smile at

One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama. ”The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir,

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Trump to CNN: Shut the fuck up

Watch this A thing of beauty. About bloody time that CNN was called on their BS, it’s about time the LameStream Media™ got a good swift kick. No one, anywhere, can ever argue that the average person has had it up to HERE with their slant, bias and spin. Thats the message. We are sick

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Today’s Lesson in Logic, and Other Stuff

Or “how His Imperial Majesty evaluates any and all ProgMedia stories involving ‘anonymous sources within the intelligence community.’” We won’t go into all of the back and forth about Russians “hacking the election” because that’s just plain nonsense. Were they behind the Wikileaks infodump? Possibly. We don’t know that, regardless of what Assange says. He’s

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Careful With That, Analpundit, You’re Going to Go Blind (UPDATED)

From fellow Old Guarder Bill Quick, who does selfless work diving into Analpundit of Hot Flatulence’s masturbatory fantasies about Trump so the rest of us won’t have to all the time. Yikes: Intel chiefs told Trump Russia claims to have compromising personal and financial information on him; Update: CNN video added; Update: Memos leaked to

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Tell Us Again that Proziism ISN’T a Mental Illness?

This thing, from right after the election, written by a moron Prozi from one of the Prozi dumpster fire websites out there (ThinkProgress, an oxymoron if ever we saw one), has been doing the rounds recently and all we can say is “beyond therapeutic reach.” There is just so much in there that screams “take

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And the Daily Schadenboner Update

Just when we thought that the turgid monster would finally, FINALLY take a rest and allow us to wear something other than a fucking sari, looking like a Ringling, Barnum and Bailey big top, shit like this pops up in the news: As outgoing President Barack Obama plans to head off on vacation when he

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Older Chewing Bones

These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.

January 4th, 2017
You Really Ought to Cut it Out, You Know

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January 3rd, 2017
Quick update

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January 1st, 2017
2017 Lands With A “THUD”

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December 23rd, 2016
“OMGWTFBBQ Trump will push the red button”

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December 22nd, 2016
Action, Meet Consequences…

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December 20th, 2016
They’re Everywhere

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