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As a Matter of Fact, Give Her a Ride in a Helicopter There

So the outrage du jour appears to be that some people chanted something, and that’s just the worst thing EVAH!

Why, we’re literally to the point where death squads are roaming the streets, disappearing people in the middle of the night!

Let’s review what we know about Ilhan “Lannister” Omar (D-Mogadishu), shall we?

She’s a tax fraud and polygamist who, allegedly (and the evidence is growing) married her brother to get him into the country. We shall refrain from wondering whether the marriage was ever consummated, because there’s simply not enough Brain Bleach™ in the world to rub out that mental image.

She was rescued, through the sacrifice of numerous U.S. servicemen, from one of the worst shithole countries on the planet and welcomed into this country with open arms and even given citizenship when she was but a wee slip of 17. From there, apart from partaking in all of the blessings that our great nation can offer, blessings that she could never dream of in the war-ridden, savage butthole of the planet she was unfortunate enough to be born in, went on to become a member of Congress.

The thanks she had to offer for that has been a never-ending stream of insults and blood libels of the country and the people living in it, the very country and people who saved her sorry arse from what a civilized person would consider a fate worse than death. She’s a virulent anti-Semite, she hates everything this country stands for, she dismisses the most brutal and bloody attack on the United States in our history as “some people who did something” and refuses to denounce the terrorist organization of religious fanatics, al-Qaeda while, at the same time, accusing every single U.S. citizens of the Jewish faith of being traitors.

And an angry crowd of citizens responded to that endless string of insults, that barrage of filth with chanting “send her back!”

To which His Imperial Majesty can only say: “Sounds like a most excellent idea, if a bit lenient for our tastes.”

“But, but, we CAN’T! She’s a CITIZEN!”

And there are absolutely no ways of legally stripping somebody of his/her citizenship, no matter how they managed to get that status and no matter what acts of sedition they’ve committed?

Is that so? Really?

If you marry somebody who turns out to be a complete waste of skin, a right royal arsehole and serial abuser, there is no way of or justification for dissolving the marriage and send them on their merry way?

Perhaps there isn’t. Ultimately it doesn’t matter, though.

A guest, no matter how much said guest was invited and figures on the official guest list, is only allowed to puke and shit on the carpet and kick the family dog so many times before the rest of the people there are perfectly justified in telling him or her to fuck the fuck off and don’t let the door hit ’em where the good L-rd split ’em.

We cannot, and we WILL not see anything wrong in angry patriots chanting what we, ourselves, agree with perfectly. Countless Americans have fought, bled and died for this nation, OUR nation, over the centuries, never asking for anything in return. Not because they necessarily thought she was perfect, but because they felt she was the best there was and, more importantly, easily great enough to be worth fighting for, even dying for.

They are buried underneath small plots of land all over the world, many of them unmarked. Their blood has soaked the soil of nations just about everywhere, including the nation that the ungrateful little cunt, Ilhan, was rescued from.

You’d think she could at least find it in herself to let a simple “thank you” slip past her endlessly flapping lips. And you’d be wrong to think so.

Yes. Send her back. And don’t ever let anybody else like her in again.


The Queef Squad

Over the past week we learned that we are now supposed to refer to the Democrat Adolescent Mean Girl Caucus as “The Squad” because, who knows?

In case you’ve been living under a rock, Teh Squat consists of four mentally stunted Prognazi females (allegedly) who have been a constant pain in the arse to the Democrat Socialist Party ever since they got their America-hating, Marxist butts elected to warm seats in Congress. Pain in the arse because the vast majority of Americans don’t much care for shrieking mental midgets who spare no opportunity to take a giant dump on Old Glory and all that she stands for and, despicable though they be, most Democrats aren’t unaware of this and would much rather not be associated with a quartet of racist, anti-Semitic, communist harpies.

It doesn’t play well with swing voters, you see.

So Botox Pelousy, in a rare moment of lucidity, had started to disassociate the Democrat Party from those demented commutards. Not because the Democrats have suddenly stopped supporting communism, obviously, but because they’d rather not the American people find out about it.

And it was beginning to work, too! Yes, we did enjoy the glorious entertainment of watching the Demunist Party tear themselves apart as Pelousy and Teh Squat exchanged ever more snarky attacks and tweets, you’d have to have a heart of stone to not enjoy that, but we were a bit worried that Pelousy might end up being successful in detaching Teh Squat Millstone from the neck of the Democrat Socialist Party.

We needn’t have worried. The President promptly called out the Four Fuckups of the Apocalypse for what they were, a bunch of America-hating twats who, if they hated being here in America so much, perhaps ought to consider getting the fuck out.

Oh, the drama that ensued (once our ears had stopped ringing from the resounding “FUCK YEAH!” that arose from tens of millions of Americans throats)!

The Democrat Socialists and the Enemedia (but we repeat ourselves), along with every drooling cuck concern troll who ever dreamed of a night in Jonah Goldberg’s flabby arms on the Lido Deck of a Weakly Standard cruise (again, we repeat ourselves) immediately had synchronous orgasms or whatever passes for an orgasm with those people.

“Oooooh! Well I NEVAH! NOW he’s done it!” and, of course, copious applications of the good old “RAYCISSSS!”

That race was at no point mentioned in the President’s tweet goes without saying, of course.

And with one fell swoop, or one well-aimed tweet, as one might say, the Demonazis’ plans of distancing themselves from Teh Squat fell apart with an earth-shattering kaboom as they found themselves forced to scramble to defend the America-hating, racist, anti-Semitic communist bimbos. Because to not do so would terminally alienate the party from the howling twitter mobs upon whose votes the party’s future existence rests.

Of course, doing so terminally alienated the Prognazi Party from the millions of swing voters without whom they also can’t hope to win elections. Millions, if not all of those swing voting Americans don’t particularly like it when somebody pisses on America and our flag.

So… Heads, Trump wins, tails, Democrats lose.

Yeah, those tweets sure were a huge “gaffe”, weren’t they?



And You Don’t Even Have to Pay at the Entrance!

Yet another random thought.

Considering the numerous reports of typhus, cholera and, not confirmed yet but suggested by local authorities, re-emergencies of bubonic plague in Califuckedupnia, we just realized that we don’t have to go to medieval faires anymore to reenact the early “dark” middle ages anymore.

All the epidemics minus the desire to get your arse off the ground to better your status in life and do actual “work”… Just hop on a plane and you, too, can experience what life in London circa 1347 was like!

Granted, unlike the thoroughly enjoyable Medieval Times franchise where you don’t have to worry about getting your shots before getting there and also get a jolly good show for you money, your adventure into the world as it was 700 years ago in present day San Franshithole or Los E-Colipheles might not be quite as much fun, you’ll at least get a thorough education in what the world would look like if it was entirely run by “progressive” lunatics like Occasional Cortex.

And if it gets to be too much, you can always go back to Normie America provided that the Bubonic State hasn’t been quarantined yet.

Be aware, though, that the wearing of medieval weaponry and other kinds of accouterments is illegal, so don’t be brandishing a broadsword. Unless you’re waving an Antifa flag and wearing a mask, of course, in which case you’ll be free to indulge in whatever murderous fantasy you like while local “law enforcement” is busy checking out Grindr on their dumbphones.


More Kibble

Gropey Joey Enters the “Fail to Read for Comprehension” Olympics

During the interview with CNN’s Chris Cuomo aired on July 5, Biden expressed his disagreement about the current foreign policies and accused President Donald Trump of “dissing” allies and “embracing thugs.” “Look at what’s happened with Putin. While he—while Putin is trying to undo our elections, he is undoing elections in — in Europe,” Biden

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Random Sunday Musing

You know, it struck us that we deplorables are, beyond a doubt, the most absolutely awesome “Nazis” that ever existed! Just look at those amateurs of the 30s and 40s by comparison, having to round up people themselves whereas WE have people lining up from all over the world to get into OUR “concentration camps.”

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Leftist Fascists Finally Find a Victim They’re Not Intimidated By…

…and it’s an 8 year old girl. The parents of “Mini AOC” – the popular Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez impersonator – are reportedly calling it quits, stopping the spoofs and deleting accounts due to death threats lodged against their family from the left. The 8-year-old actress’s parents reportedly provided an update Wednesday on the Twitter account @SickenTirade:

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Happy Birthday, America!

243 years young and still the hottest chick on the planet! G-d bless y’all, and G-d bless the United States of America! Thatisall.

Not news, just something I’ve often considered

Licenses from the government to do things. A driver’s license? OK, I get that. Prove you are a competent driver. The most dangerous thing in the world is not a firearm, it’s an automobile. A plumber’s or electrician’s license. I have doubts, but showing some way that you know your trade has standing, I assume.

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You Know, Back Then It Was a JOKE

You could argue it still is, it’s just not quite as funny anymore. Found at Ace’s: Did Castro just say Trans Females have a right to an abortion? What? — Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) June 27, 2019 Thatisall.

Older Chewing Bones

These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.

June 27th, 2019
You Can’t Stop the Signal

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June 25th, 2019
This Week, in “Cultural Enrichment”

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June 25th, 2019
Dumbest News of the Week

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June 24th, 2019
Don’t Be Evil (UPDATED)

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June 23rd, 2019
Send bachelors, and come heavily armed

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June 23rd, 2019
Things are Still Dumb, We See…

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