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Useless Nitwits, Arming Terrorists Since… Forever

Now they’ve been caught hiding Ham-ass missiles in their UN “schools.”

Some 20 rockets were found Wednesday in a school in Gaza operated by the United Nations Relief and Works Agency, the organization confirmed Thursday.

The weapons were found in “the course of the regular inspection of its premises,” UNRWA said in a statement, adding that the school was vacant.

“UNRWA strongly condemns the group or groups responsible for placing the weapons in one of its installations. This is a flagrant violation of the inviolability of its premises under international law,” the statement read.

“Further, we have absolutely NO IDEA how those missiles found their way into that vacant school with nobody in it because it was vacant and we had nothing to do with it, pinky swear, how DARE you question us?”

Kill a blue helmet for Jesus.

Thatisall.

Anybody Up For Pizza?

Looks like it’s on, and the market is going go be flooded by Paleosimian Crispy Critter Snacks right soon:

Israeli tanks, infantry and engineering units were ordered to launch a broad front assault on Gaza on Thursday by Israeli prime minister Binyamin Netanyahu as last ditch efforts to secure a ceasefire deal in Cairo collapsed.

According to the Jerusalem Post, the decision to launch the ground invasion was taken at an Israeli security cabinet meeting on Tuesday night after Hamas had rejected an Egyptian ceasefire proposal and after Hamas militants tried to infiltrate Israel through a tunnel from Gaza.

Ham-ass were probably unhappy that the ceasefire proposal didn’t include the words “and all the Joooos must kill themselves within two weeks.”

In reply, Hamas said Israel’s ground incursion into the Gaza Strip would have “dreadful consequences”.

His Imperial Majesty certainly hopes so. Piles of paleoswinian bodies rotting in the sun, bloated and stinking while the few surviving mooselimb animals wander among them, starving and wailing.

Wait… That’s not even remotely dreadful.

“It does not scare the Hamas leaders or the Palestinian people,” Hamas spokesman Sami Abu Zuhri said. “We warn Netanyahu of the dreadful consequences of such a foolish act.”

We’re certainly willing to believe that it doesn’t scare Ham-ass’s “leadership”, as they’re most likely busy hiding in bunkers as deep as they can dig them while their retarded minions scurry about upstairs stacking dead children for photo ops.

Let the games begin.

Thatisall.

May You Live in Interesting Times

It would seem that we are, indeed.

So a passenger plane is shot down by some of Dear Leader’s haji friends (unless you live in an alternate universe where planes routinely cease to function at high altitude and promptly disappear from existence, in which case you might be a Prozi), Ear Leader jokes about it and all of the so-called “intelligent” pundits start wondering “could it be…?”

Yeah, it could. It is. And it has been for thirteen hundred years. Thank you for joining the party, Einstein. We’ve been waiting with bated breath for you to grace us with your presence, you massive intellects. So good of you to finally catch up after a millennium and a half. Truly, you are a credit to your species. It only took you that long to recognize that a cult that has been preaching your destruction since the day it was formed to finally realize that maybe, just maybe, they might be interested in your destruction?

Truly magnificent. If only we were half as smart as you.

But better nate than lever, right?

Now kindly go play in traffic, would you? Us grownups have things we need to do and, quite frankly, with your constant OCD licking of the windows, you’re only getting in the way.

Meanwhile, Israel is set to “invade” Gaza. This may be the first time in recorded history that moving into your own territory has been labeled an “invasion.” But, then again, English isn’t English anymore and, as we all know, words mean only what our Prozi masters in Washington tell us that they mean. While the alleged “opposition” party busies themselves licking off the Prozis’ taint sweat, praising the pungent aroma of it. So vote for them! Or you’re a traitor to the Republic and Ann Coulter will never write another column for you again!

Gaza? We’re glad you asked. Why bother “invading” it? Everything there that was worth owning has already been destroyed by the simian mooselimb animals that took it over after Israel, in yet another futile effort to appease both Hamas and Washington at the same time, moved out. All that’s there is a bunch of murderous monkeys sitting on a pile of feces. It’d be much more efficient to just gas the whole area, then cover it in gasoline, then set fire to it.

But not until Ear Leader sent a committee there to discuss, once again, the best way of getting Eretz Yisroel to slit her own throat so Ear Leader’s haji friends can have their way. Seeing those Washington Prozi motherfuckers choking on their own bile while their tongues turn blue would make his Imperial Majesty so happy he’d need three months at least to get down from the high.

Thatisall.

Different Century, Same Old Socialists

Except now they call themselves Democrat Socialists instead of National Socialists, but they haven’t change one bit otherwise.

While paleoswinians celebrate the kidnapping (and murder) of Israeli teenagers, as those sloped forehead simian subhuman scum are wont to do:

Religion of "Have a Piece of These Sweets"

Religion of “Have a Piece of These Sweets”

Democrat Socialist voters (ProZis) have another Hate-In in Seattle to protest Israel’s stubborn insistence on defending herself, rather than just letting the paleoswinians finish the job that another Socialist, Hitler, started.

Complete with depictions of Evil Joos eating babies and drinking their blood, because no Nazi parallels there, bigot!

Prozi, Nazi, a distinction without a difference.

The brave Obama-worshiping Social Justice Warriors could later be found on Tumblr protesting the microaggressions of cisgendered males foisting gendered pronouns upon the sexually ambiguous because TOLERANCE!

May the world soon be cleansed of those Nazi heirs, and may we finish the job this time.

Thatisall.

More Kibble

The Coyote-In-Chief Strikes Again

Imagine reading these headlines before 2009:  “Endless wave of illegal immigrants floods Rio Grande valley.”  “Unaccompanied alien children being relocated across the country.”  “Texas Rancher finds Urdu dictionary along illegal immigrant pathway.”  “68,000 illegal immigrants with criminal records caught and released in 2013.” They are not easy to find now, as the captured media are

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About Time!

We’ll have to wait to see how this will pan out, but it’s a start. If it moves forward there are several names to add. Presented without further comment; WASHINGTON — Congressman Steve Stockman Thursday filed a resolution directing the House Sergeant-At-Arms to arrest former IRS Director of the Exempt Organizations Unit Lois Lerner on

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Hairy Wilde-beast terrorizes Columbus OH

The OH department of Wildlife and Preservation was called in to downtown Columbus Ohio today when a rabid Wilde-beast was mistakenly allowed to escape it’s minimum wage cage at Burger King and terrorize citizens. Wildlife officers said that this species is extremely low in intelligence but highly aggressive and should be treated with the utmost

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Ray Chocolate Nagin Goes to Jail

Imagine our surprise! A Progressive Socialist, ProZi for short, goes to jail for a crime! That’s not something that happens every day, but obviously Katrina is far enough away, buried in the history of mankind beyond where any human being can be expected to remember it (for Democrat ProZis, that’s about five minutes after the

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The Time Traveller – Pause and reflect

This story has made the rounds several times. In light of this little piece of news, I believe that the story needs to be retold. A cautionary tale for all..well before its time. And one we will do well to listen to. Source Greetings Readers, Friends, and Other Visitors: The Time Traveler appeared suddenly in

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See-B.S. Continue Slurping Their Halfrican Muslim President’s Cock

While pretending to cover an incident in California (h/t Jeff Goldstein): MURRIETA (CBSLA.com) — Dozens of protesters blocked the road Tuesday so buses full of undocumented immigrants couldn’t make their way to a U.S. Border Patrol Station in Murrieta. The word you’re looking for, See-B.S., is “illegal aliens”. We guess some good citizens were a

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