Fresh Meat


It’s that yearly thing, retreating from the busy running of the Empire, entertaining family from abroad and so on, which is why we’re terribly absent from our duties, trusting our trusted lieutenants to make sure the Empire stands. Yes, we know, we’re doomed.

Nevertheless, it looks like it’s been a fun time so far in splodey Prozi heads world, so we expect to have a lot of mocking to do when we return.

And we concur with LC Brendan: You had your shot, fwance, you’re on your own from here on out. In honor of our historical friendship, we hope that the new muslim overlords you selected make it quick and painless.

Sorry, Lafayette, your descendants fucked it up royally. No amount of cluebatting and high explosives can unfuck that clusterfuck of a self-castrated bunch of serfs and peasants. If you’d like to be moved over the Atlantic and be re-interred here, we’d be honored to pick you a good spot.


To the French people


You Might Want to Rethink that, Snowflake

Then again, no. Go with it. All the way, comrades, all the way! (We need the target practice).

The “Anti”fascist fascists are still smarting over the right royal arse-beating they received in Berkeley, getting their pasty butts chased out of town and their bodies soundly and righteously thrashed.

So what’s a good little fascist to do, then? That’s right. Up the ante!

A shocking number of our comrades went in there with absolute no combat training. We need to set up seminars or something of the sort.

Seminars? SEMINARS???


How about some roundtable discussions, some group therapy “combat training” sessions, perhaps? It’d be hilarious!

Just keep in mind that most people on our side already had “seminars”, even though we called it “basic training” at the time. Sure, the food sucked and the actual suck sucked even worse, but they were highly effective. Heck, some among us even got sent on “field trips” to places with exotic names where they picked up even more useful skills, such as not wetting yourself and running for the hills when somebody sings “Battle Hymn of the Republic” at you. You know, like you sad little basement dwelling fags did in Berkeley.

And we got to learn to use guns, too. The really cool ones. The ones you masturbate sadly to when your dads let you out of the basement and allows you to borrow his PlayStation for an hour. Except ours were real, and we learned how to use them really well indeed.

You should probably think about that, too.

“I honestly think we need a campaign to get more antifa armed. It seems that seems to be the biggest problem with our resistance. They’re mostly armed, why aren’t we?

Or not. Hey, baby boys, you just go right ahead and have seminars about guns, then come back with your super cool Terminator mad skillz learned from watching Die Hard over and over again and show us amateurs how it’s done.

It’ll be fun, we tells ya!


Weaponized Barbecue?

We’re sorry for having been so inexcusably lazy of late, but this one… Well, you’d have to have a heart of stone to not laugh your arse off when reading it.

Backstory is that the murderous paleoswinian terrorists currently wasting good Israeli shekels taking up perfectly good space in Israeli prisons when we all know that a .22 to the back of the head would be much cheaper, not to mention more appropriate, have decided to go on a hunger strike, protesting whatever. Prison conditions, we think, but we don’t much care.

Much like the paleoswinian subbeasts didn’t care about the multitude of innocent Israeli men, women and children that they murdered, raped and mutilated.

Anyway, a few members of the Tribe saw an opportunity that just couldn’t be missed.

Members of the National Union Party setup a large barbecue with fans directing the smell of the food towards Ofer Prison in an attempt to mock those continuing the hunger strike, which was launched on Monday, April 17, in response to poor prison conditions. Ofer Sofer, an organizer of the barbecue, said, “At this moment (the hunger strikers) will smell the food’s scent and maybe later in the evening they will see it on television. It is a bunch of terrorists who are threatening us with hunger strike. We are happy that they are on strike. Let them have this strike as long as they want.”

So say we all. Let them strike right up until they croak, even though we all know that they don’t have the balls to do that. Those mooselimb cowards don’t have balls, period.

Unfortunately, some boring spoilsports from the Israeli police shut down the barbecue, but at least the point was made, and we hope that enough smell of lovely, crisp, sizzling meat made it into the prison to make those animals’ lives even more miserable than they already are.

Mazel tov!


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