Fresh Meat

Dammit! SQUIRREL!!! Won’t You Guys LISTEN? SQUIRRRRREELLLLLLLLL!!!!

Meanwhile, Salem Media and Hot Air continue banging the “look over THERE! Russians! Quit talking about the utterly corrupt cunt Hillary, dammit!” drum.

At this point, PMSNBC must be getting worried that they’re about to lose their jobs as the foremost JournoList/DNC spokespuppets.

No, John Sexton, we don’t care two flat farts whodunnit at this point. It could have been a couple of script kiddies out of Sheboygan, as far as we care.

We are, however, at least mildly interested in why you consider it your mission in life to avoid talking about the core issue, which is the deep and abiding corruption and tyranny in the Progressive Socialist Democrat Party.

No, you don’t have to answer. We already know. Carry on.

Thatisall.

Goat Molesting Koranimals Butcher French Priest During Mass

An attacker that stormed a French church and slit an 84-year-old priest’s throat has been identified as Adel Kermiche. He was known to police and had travelled to Syria several times. A witness says the killers videoed the act while chanting in Arabic.
Speaking anonymously, a nun told Le Figaro that the terrorists rushed in suddenly.

“I left when they began to attack Father Jacques. I do not even know if they realized that I was leaving,” she said.

Another nun, Sister Danielle, told BFM TV that the attackers “recorded themselves.”

“They did a sort of sermon around the altar, in Arabic. It’s a horror,” she said.

We may never know what motivated this act. It’s a mystery.

“But… what about the Arabic and all the allahu akbar’ing?”

We may never know what mot…

“But ISIS claimed responsibility!”

DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? WE MAY NEVER KNOW, AND NEITHER MAY YOU! RACIST!

Thatisall.

Smell the Glove

So Bernie took a knee, kissed Cankles’ ring, then turned around, dropped trou and begged Her Rottenness to be gentle.

Not surprising, really, we hardly expected him to grow a spine at this late point in his life, no matter how much the DNCLeaks provided him with a reason, but that won’t keep us from posting this, which we shamelessly stole from AoS:

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Thatisall.

Whose Side Are They On Again?

And, just like clockwork, Flat Air is doing their damndest to play up the “The Russians did it!” angle, because that’s the REAL story here, dontcha know?

Forget about the DNC/MSM/Clinton Famiglia colluding to rig an election, the REAL story is that THE RUSSIANS DID IT!

Also… “LOOK! SQUIRREL!!!”

We just got word that PMSNBCCNNABCCBS are considering legal action against Allahpundit et al for hacking their servers and stealing the talking points the DNC just sent them.

Also also… The FBI is totally on the case and will totally nail those nefarious RUSSIAN H4X0rZ ANY DAY NOW!

This is, after all, nothing as inconsequential as state secrets damaging to our national security and getting real people killed. Oh no! This is a matter of RUSSIANS HACKING THE DNC’S EMAILS!!!1!1!!Eleventy!

That. Will. Not. STAND!

At least not for as long as Comey’s balls are still securely stored in the pickle jar that Cankles keeps on her night stand.

But… Comey… Tell us: How are you going to prove intent, sorry, “EVIL” intent? Those poor H4x0rz probably “didn’t mean to do it.” Isn’t that what the new legal standard for proving intent is, according to brilliant legal minds such as yourself?

Oh… Only if your last name is “Clinton?”

Gotcha.

Thatisall.

More Kibble

Hacks, Corruption and Russians, Oh My!

Did we call it or what when we said that this election season would become really entertaining after the primaries or WHAT? So now Wikileaks is releasing thousands of the ClintonCrimeFamily, aka “The DNC”, aka “The Mainstream Media”‘s emails, that have apparently been hacked. Perhaps they were all being stored on Cankles’ Toilet Server? The

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Ted, You Disappoint Us. You Really Did Yourself in There…

Ted Cruz is, was, our preferred candidate going in as you all know. And yes, as we’ve pointed out before, our view of him has changed quite a bit over the primaries as his behavior in various and sundry cage fights struck us as quite a bit less honorable (we finally managed to spell it

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Glad THAT’s Over

Because, to be quite honest, we were getting a bit tired of the Cuckservatives for Hillary!™ fantasizing about just how, any day now, they were going to come up with an ingenious and totally fool proof way of subverting the will of the greatest Republican Primary Majority in history. Even though we’ll have to admit

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Reality: 1, Cultist Morons: 0

These stories just never get old. They just never do: A group of adventurers, sailors, pilots and climate scientists that recently started a journey around the North Pole in an effort to show the lack of ice, has been blocked from further travels… Wait for it… …by ice. Tada! It just never gets OLD! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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What a Couple of Weeks it’s Been

We can’t turn our back on this country for five minutes without all of the shit hitting the fan. Simultaneously. Where to start? The Hildebeest not being indicted in spite of the FBI chief clearly stating she was guilty as shit, then going on to recommend she not be indicted? Yawn. Anybody surprised by this

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I’ll Just Leave This Here.

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