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You’re So Fucking Speshul, Aren’t You?

So, we’re informed that a bunch of “anti”-fascist fascists in KKKalifornikate decided it would be fun to, once again, pepper spray people for not being fascists or something (we get confused. At least in our day, the fascists had the decency to call themselves fascists instead of anti-fascists), and the normal people decided that they weren’t going to stand for it.

A good time was had by all. Except for the “anti”-fascist fascists, who don’t quite enjoy it all that much when their intended victims fight back. Because they’re brave. “Bravery” to the fascists means only beating up on people who don’t hit back.

First they got some good old fashioned Facial Fistbumping:


Sorry, we saw one where the fascist pig got a good fist bump to the noggin earlier, but now we can’t find it.

Then it was time to feed goodies to the doggies:

We just hope that the poor pooch got his shots before this

We just hope that the poor pooch got his shots before this

And then, to top off the hilarious WinCake with Awesomesauce, it was time for the antifas to adopt the French Advance™:

Bravely bold Sir Fuckface...

Bravely bold Sir Fuckface…

Just look at the scrawny Prozi wannabe, running from Old Glory like the devil himself was on his tail. If that doesn’t make your heart swell, we honestly don’t know what will.

At the end, there were 4 arrests made, all of them Prozi wankers, and hopefully they got a nice stay in a cell with the single most sex starved linebacker county could find, somebody hung like a horse.


You Can’t Professionalize Unless You Federalize

Or so we’ve been told.

The very Professional Federal Child Diddlers of the TSA found another sexy little grope toy at DFW, a 13-year-old obvious terrorist guilty of the dangerous act of attempting to bring a laptop with him on the flight.

Mesmerized by the child’s audacity and his tight glutes (but mostly his glutes), the TSA then decided to go through a full body grope while a supervisor jacked off in a corner[citation needed]. This extended and unwanted rape session along with an extended search of the family’s carryon luggage went on for 45 minutes, causing them to lose their flight.

But at least this obvious threat to air travel safety was stopped, and a couple of TSA diddlers got the pressure blown off.

Seriously, you guys. We don’t know how many times we have to tell you, but here we go again: If you DON’T want your kids or yourselves molested by the TSA, dress everybody up in dish-dashas or burkas, put on fake beards where appropriate and stick a koran under your arms. For added effect, say “allah u akbar” a lot to each other.

That will guarantee that you get whisked right on through in record time.


“Oh No, It’s Going GRRRRRRREAT!”

News from the Prozi Party HQ, where newly elected Chief Racist, Obergruppenführer Perez, is starting his very own Röhm-Putsch:

Democratic National Committee Chairman Tom Perez has launched a major overhaul of the party’s organization, which has been stung by recent crises — and the DNC has requested resignation letters from all current staffers.

Party staff routinely see major turnover with a new boss and they had been alerted to expect such a move. However, the mass resignation letters will give Perez a chance to completely remake the DNC’s headquarters from scratch. Staffing had already reached unusual lows following a round of post-election layoffs in December.

Immediately after Perez’s selection as party chairman in late February, an adviser to outgoing DNC Interim Chair Donna Brazile, Leah Daughtry, asked every employee to submit a letter of resignation dated April 15, according to multiple sources familiar with the party’s internal workings.

When the Russians are on the Oder, the first thing you do is fire all the generals!

Or, to use an allegory with socialists of a different stripe: Where is the bloody Katyn Forest when you need it?!

Pull up a chair, pour yourself a libation and help yourself to the zakuski. It’s going to be a helluva show.


It’s Working



Let’s give them their due, however. Making up more fantasy shit on a daily basis than the collective efforts of all fantasy authors, living AND dead, is pretty impressive.

Look there, Prozi “journos”, inside your OODA loop. Yep, that’s President Trump, having a nice lunch and a golf game.

Is that a hotel he’s building in there? My, it looks tremendous!

No, not tired yet…


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Piss off, Pali

In other good news, a paleoswinian terrorist sow who somehow managed to lie her way past her “extreme vetting” and obtain U.S. citizenship is now going to be a non-citizen, right before being shipped home to the molesting cave dwellers that she left behind. A convicted Palestinian terrorist and a key figure of the recent

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Time to Strip Nekkid and Frighten the Poor Neighbors

Via the Blogfather: Three would-be robbers were shot and killed Monday when an Oklahoma homeowner’s son opened fire on them with an AR-15, authorities said. Wagoner County sheriff’s deputies were called to the home in Broken Arrow, southeast of Tulsa at around 12:30 p.m. local time. When they arrived, they found the three dead suspects

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Cucks Continue Cucking, UnCuckvincingly

While the entire Cuckservative wing are busy blaming the Freedom Caucus for the death of the abortion of a shit sandwich Obamacare “repeal” bill (They repealed one word and replaced it with “American”, that was pretty much it), Bill Quick is pointing out a few actual, you know, facts. Short version: A bill that would

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What We Need is a Version of AdBlocker that Launches a DDoS Attack on any Site With AutoPlay Videos

…among other things. So we were perusing The Imperial Firearms Advisor’s site (which you should be doing too), when we came across this little piece about sites whining about your AdBlocker. The Imperial Firearms Advisor, in words we cannot ever hope to improve on, had this to say: The reason we use AdBlocker is because

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They’re Teaching the Saxon to Hate

Ran across this over at Mike’s. No anger for me this time. No rage like I’ve felt before. No desperate urge to get out there and scream at the idiots who refused to see this coming. Not even a nod for the glib idiots who say this will not defeat us, that we will never

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Season Four of Capture Shia’s Flag Ends Exactly as Expected

Wednesday, Shia laPet announced that, following his latest fiasco at keeping up his live stream of his “He Will Not Divide Us” flag, victory over the fun-loving folks at /pol/ was now assured as he had moved the flag to the top of a museum in Liverpool. As if there are no /pol/’ers and assorted

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