But don’t forget, “no religion teaches murder of the innocent”, as our beloved Ear Leader, Barack Obamovich, has taught us ignorant rubes time and again (h/t Jawa):
A Palestinian mother waited for her 16-year-old daughter to go to bed, tied a rope around her neck and strangled her to death. The woman murdered her own daughter after neighbours lied to her that the girl had an affair with their son.
No, don’t stop reading now. You think this is bad?
Bah, it only just got started. Forget about her murdering her own daughter. That’s bad enough. Murdering her on hearsay… Murdering your kids is already inexcusable, no matter what part of the animal kingdom you belong to, but that just lowers it to a level of depravity that you have to be a paleosimian mooselimb to sink to.
But, as we said, it only gets worse from here:
After the murder, the family left the girl in her bed all the night. In the morning, they went straight to hospital and said their daughter had died of heart attack.
Because lots of 16-year-olds die in their sleep from heart attack. Nothing to see here, move along. We’re just surprised that the demented, depraved, defective mooselimb swine didn’t blame it on Evil Jooish Death Rays like they usually do. So that syphilitic mooselimb sow murders her own daughter in cold blood over a rumor, then leaves her dead in her bed while the “parents” get a good night’s sleep so they can look their best when they go to lie to the hospital. Or maybe daddy just wanted some “alone time” with her corpse before it was carried away. At this point, there is no crime against humanity too depraved that we can easily imagine those animals embracing it.
Such lovely creatures. Such a lovely culture.
What? You still think it can’t get worse?
You obviously don’t know very much about the “religion of peace”, do you?
“The mother then started her plan to kill her daughter…residents said she had made her daughter clean the house for two days so the family will be prepared to receive would-be mourners on their daughter’s death.”
And here we were, thinking that it would be hard to top socialists’ common practice of charging the family for the bullet when they execute somebody when it comes to sheer monstrous, callous, inhuman brutality.
We should have known that “moderate islam” would be more than up to the task.
It’s not like “moderate islam” doesn’t already excel in “honor killings” and treating women like less that shit, something that our beloved “progressive” Prozi feminists never have a single word to say about.
Why the Hades not make your child clean the house for her own wake before you murder her.
We repeat: Such lovely people, such a fascinating, “vibrant” culture.
And before anybody get started on the “Not All Muslims” mantra, allow us to point out that all of this happened without any attempt on the animal muslim perpetrators’ part of trying to come up with a believable cover story or, as is even more common among uncivilized members of otherwise civilized societies, doing the heinous deed in ways aimed at making it completely unknown to anybody.
Can you imagine any member of an actual human civilization rushing to authorities with a cover story that would be blown wide open in a matter of seconds (ligation marks and petechiae are pretty easy to spot, y’all, we cover that in pre-K med) rather than, say, burying the body in the desert and maybe running off to a different country?
So why would anybody do that? Because they didn’t expect any repercussions whatsoever, that’s why.
“Moderate islam” doesn’t exist. At least not outside of the deluded minds of weak-kneed cowards who refuse to face the reality of it because it makes them “uncomfortable” to do so.
Well, His Imperial Majesty feels plenty uncomfortable about it too, because it leaves us with precious few “gentle” options when it comes to dealing with the threats from it and, contrary to popular belief, His Imperial Viciousness really rather does like to settle things in ways that don’t involve mass extinctions. It cuts down on paperwork and body disposal, just to mention a few reasons.
But if a dog gets rabid, it doesn’t really matter how much you loved the poor canine, he’s still rabid. You can let him mangle your entire family, or you can put him down. Your choice. And even a refusal to make a choice is still making a choice.
Not to mention that we’re plenty sure that the poor girl in this story felt more than a little bit uncomfortable cleaning up her own home in preparation for her own wake, not to mention the discomfort she felt when her own mother, the one person in the world who, among actual human beings at least, ought to be counted upon to give her own life for her children, tied a rope around her neck and strangled her.
We don’t know about what goes on in the alleged minds of idiots unable to face the inevitable conclusions that must be drawn from such acts of savagery and barbarianism, but we DO know that, as far as WE’RE concerned, the “discomfort” we feel from acknowledging that a whole lot of killing has to be done before those pre-Neanderthal, subhuman animals finally realize that it’s a very, very bad idea to as much as think about carrying on as they have been carrying on, with pretty much no change at all, for 1,400 years, is nowhere near the real discomfort we feel even thinking about not eradicating this blight from the face of the planet and thus being complicit in its continued crimes against all that is good, just and holy.
Your mileage may vary.
200 years ago today the sun broke over a haze filled Baltimore harbor. The acrid smoke of black powder burned the eyes and throats of the sailors as they stared over the gunwales of the British men-of-war. What they saw surprised them, and inspired a “guest” who was on board to write four verses of a poem that would resonate through history.
Two years prior the fledgling United States republic had declared war on the mightiest military empire in the world. Despite constant armed conflict since 1775, either with the British during the revolution, the French at sea, the Barbary pirates in the Mediterranean, or the Indian tribes on the frontier, this was the first time the Congress would officially declare war. Ever since the Treaty of Paris had ended the War of Independence Britain had wanted to reclaim her lost colonies, or at the very least protect its remaining holdings in Canada from the threat of republicanism. They feared that the ideals of liberty could spread to the north and jeopardize their possessions there. They had armed and encouraged their Indian allied tribes to raid the frontier villages of the Americans and had granted tracts of land to American royalists who fled to Canada. Their arrogant belief was that the misguided and insolate American children would fail at self-governance and that they could then reassert their rule over a population begging to be protected subjects of the Crown once more.
But they had severely misjudged the character of the new man that had been bred on the continent. He was fiercely independent, stubborn and violent. He resisted the Indian raids and had struck back hard. While the tit for tat raids waged on the frontier the Royal Navy was also used to attempt to subjugate and humiliate the United States and remind of them of their proper place. England arrogantly claimed that any man born a subject remained a subject, as did his heirs. The United States asserted that a citizen of the United States was sovereign regardless of their parentage or class. To press the issue the Royal Navy, desperate for sailors to man their ships and fight against the French, routinely intercepted American merchant ships and impressed into service anyone they deemed to be a British subject. After countless ship on ship engagements off the American coast the issue finally came to a head in June of 1812 and President James Madison asked Congress for a formal declaration of war.
And it had been a war which had mostly gone badly for the brash, upstart republic. Although the Americans had seized control of Lake Erie and parts of Ontario and had smashed the military strength of the Creek nation in the south, other incursions into Canada had been repulsed. Despite fighting only a defensive war in the new world (Its priorities being on the continent against France), the English had managed to overall severely handle the Americans. Now with Napoleon defeated they would finally bring the Americans to heel.
Thousands of British troops landed on the East Coast on August 24th 1814 and quickly routed the confused Americans at Bladensburg. Washington D.C. was burned and looted and a fleet was sent up the Potomac. Terrified militia fled at the sight of the massive British ships and surrendered Fort Warburton and Alexandria Virginia without firing a shot. The Americans were demoralized and on the run and the British eyed the busy port of Baltimore, the “nest of pirates” which had served as home port for the privateers that had harried the British for the past two years, for the knockout blow.
On September 12th 1814 a force of 5,000 Redcoats landed at North Point 14 miles from the city, where they were met by 3,000 militia under General John Stricker. Gen. Stricker had been dispatched to fight a delaying action while Major General Smith strengthened Baltimore’s defenses. During the battle the British commander, Major General Robert Ross, who had so efficiently routed the Americans at Bladensburg and burned Washington, was killed by an American sharpshooter. Command devolved to the less capable Colonel Arthur Brooke who was unable to press his advantage against the Americans, who were staging an organized and professional retreat to the main defenses of Baltimore.
On the morning of September 13th, underestimating the strength of the defenses at Baltimore, which now stood at close to 10,000 men entrenched behind fortifications erected by its citizens, the initial British assault was a failure. Col. Brooke decided not to risk further losses and rested his hopes on Admiral Cochrane’s fleet which had focused its attention on Fort McHenry, a star shaped brick fortress jutting into the Chesapeake Bay.
Ft. McHenry was defended by 1,000 men under the command of Major General George Armistead and had been under bombardment since the early morning of the 13th as Col. Brooke had launched his failed probes of Baltimore’s defenses. Now that the land forces had failed to breach the city’s fortifications it fell to the Royal Navy to crack the nut of Baltimore Harbor. The naval guns outranged the guns of Ft. McHenry and the fort’s defenders were forced to patiently endure the incoming shells and Congreve rockets. Firing with impunity Admiral Cochrane expected the outgunned fort to surrender within two hours. But General Armistead thought differently and the fort refused to give up. In the early afternoon a small force of British ships approached closer to increase their accuracy and efficacy of their guns. The range was close enough for the American gunners to unleash their pent up aggression and drive them off in a furious barrage of fire.
After night fell the British attempted to outflank the fort and break the stalemate by landing a force of 1,200 men to the west. Thinking that they were in a safe area they fired a signal flare which gave away their position. They were immediately taken under murderous fire by Ft. McHenry’s defenders and the supporting Forts Covington and Babcock. After suffering horrendous losses they were forced to withdraw to the fleet which was still pounding Fort McHenry through the rain.
Sometime that evening the greatest threat came when a shell pierced the fort’s magazine. Providence shone on the defenders and the shell failed to explode, either because the fuse had been extinguished by the rain or it was just a dud round. Of the more than 1,800 shells fired at the fort that night, most did little damage, the fort was very sturdily built and the range was too great. But they did kill four defenders, including one woman who was cut in half as she carried supplies to the troops.
The barrage lasted 25 hours until the morning of the 14th when Gen. Armistead lowered the tattered storm flag which had flown over the fort during the bombardment and hoisted the 42 foot long and 32 foot high garrison flag in a gesture of stubborn defiance while his troops fired their guns and sang “Yankee Doodle”.
The British had suffered 330 killed with nothing to show, and faced with casualties reminiscent of Bunker Hill if they again assaulted the battlements of Baltimore City, Admiral Cochrane realized they could not take the harbor and ordered a withdrawal. It was a turning point which boosted flagging American morale and led to the signing of the Treaty of Ghent three months later, ending the war in what could be called a stalemate, if not for the David and Goliath nature of the fight. America had fought and bloodied the mighty British Empire both on land and on sea. The British were forced to begrudgingly abandon their hopes of reclaiming the colonies and their arrogant belief that the American republic would disintegrate into chaos and that its citizens would come running back to their arms. The United States of America had defended their ideals and their citizens, and had earned the right to exist as an equal in the family of nations. America had been born on July 4th 1776, but it matured to adulthood on the morning of September 14th 1814.
That morning as the rain died down a young lawyer named Francis Scott Key watched from eight miles away aboard the treaty ship Minden as the great garrison flag rose above Fort McHenry. He had been sent there to secure the release of Dr. William Beanes, a civilian arrested during the sacking of Washington. Although successful in obtaining pardon for Beanes, Key had been detained out of fear that he had overhead British plans for the assault on Baltimore. As a result he had witnessed the bombardment and felt certain that the fort would fall and Baltimore would be captured. Instead the sight which he beheld that morning inspired him to write a poem he titled “The Defense of Fort McHenry”, which would later become our national anthem, “The Star Spangle Banner.”
O say can you see by the dawn’s early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O’er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave,
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe’s haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o’er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning’s first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
‘Tis the star-spangled banner, O! long may it wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion,
A home and a country, should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps’ pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
O thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war’s desolation.
Blest with vict’ry and peace, may the Heav’n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: “In God is our trust.”
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave[
Because who could forget this:
Not to mention, of course, this:
We will also never forget this:
And we will absolutely never forget all of our courageous sisters and brothers, heroes all, who went and covered themselves in glory on the battlefield, making sure that the mentally defective apes who did all of the above and more also wouldn’t forget.
It’s just that we seem to live in a nation that, present company obviously excluded, has.
They vote for reprehensible charlatans and tyrants like the golfer-in-chief who offers them Free Shit and has pissed away all that our heroes achieved, all of it and then some, they vote for treasonous swine like McSwine and Lindsay
Lohan Graham who, until it became no longer convenient to do so, harangued us all about how we should arm and support the very same pisslamic fundamentalists who laughed and cheered when the Twin Towers went down, they do all of this and more and give not one solitary shit about what happened on that Terrible Tuesday.
Because dude, that was like 13 years ago.
So we feel more and more like we’re shouting into the wind, and we find ourself more and more in the camp of “Let the sheeple burn, them them be corralled, sheared and slaughtered, let them pay the price for their apathy and narcissism, let them have their introduction to the Gods of the Copybook Headings, and may they have joy of the experience.” Or not, we do not much care for them anymore.
But all of that, while maybe understandable, is no excuse. None of the above frees us from the oath that we made all of those years ago to never forgive and never forget.
Never still means “never.”
So if we must, and we do, then we’ll crawl up on our soapbox from time to time and hold aloft the tattered old banner that at least we may say that we never forgot, no matter what.
And may G-d have mercy on the shallow, empty souls of those who didn’t, because we won’t.
About president Princess and his “ISIS is al-Qaeda’s Junior Varsity” lie:
Everyone who follows Obama knows that Obama was lying baldly when he peddled this line to Todd. Although Todd showed no sign of it, Todd himself is a leading example of the knowledgeable observer who knows Obama was lying.
And a leading example of the “press” who can’t seem to dislodge president Princess’s cock from their throats. Why the Hades would he show a sign of it? He’d suck president Princess’s cock so hard it fell off if given half a chance. Why in the name of Cerberus’ jock strap do so-called conservatives still insist on acting all surprised when they find the “press” servicing Princess’s nethers for the umpteenth time, and why on Earth do they keep trying to see something significant in it?
The “press” is the Prozi Party’s propaganda arm, and it has been since forever. Can we please, at least on this side of the aisle, dispense with the ridiculous notion that they’d serve any purpose except as fertilizer? Pretty please? Or is that too “Visigoth” for you disgusting “conservative” pussies to admit to? Still angling for that “press” job, are you, or are you just irreparably stunted?
One wonders why he would let himself be seen to be lying by all such observers. What is going on here? Here some speculation is required. Obama would prefer to be seen lying by the knowledgeable than admit to a significant mistake or misjudgment in an admission to be heard by all, for this is (at best) a spectacular misjudgment.
No. One does not, unless one has the intelligence of a boiled cabbage.
Why wouldn’t he do what he’s doing? Why wouldn’t he be lying his lips off? What, exactly, have been the consequences of him doing so for at least a decade by now? Just name us one example of the “opposition” making something of his serial lying. Just one. We have all day. Come on, just one. Seriously, you can’t come up with ONE example?
That’s because there ISN’T one. On the one hand you have the Prozi “media” not wanting to ruffle the feathers of their Messiah if they have to kill their own families to do so and, on the other, we have the so-called “conservative media” falling over their own diminutive dicks to come up with excuses for his Golfiness and denouncing any realistic evaluation and criticism of that jugeared, lawn jockey, communist freak as “extremist” and “Visigoth.”
Tell us again: Why WOULDN’T he be pissing all over you and calling it “rain?” You’ve done fuck all to make him pay for it.
Why WOULD he hesitate to lie, obfuscate and take a daily dump on the Constitution when both you pundits and the alleged “opposition” in Congress spend your every waking moment when you’re not masturbating over the Constitution that you wouldn’t sacrifice a Starbucks latte for unless an election is around the corner do nothing but come up with excuses for why “nothing can be done yet” and how it’s always just around the corner, AFTER the next election, the Republican Revolt of Next Tuesday™. You’re no less repugnant than the Soviets and their “just one more five year plan” recipes for success.
And this is an election year, so you’ll muster every ounce of indignation and “how can this BE?” right up until November, after which you and your GOP puppet masters will spend the next two years explaining why you STILL can’t do anything.
Sure. Why, oh WHY wouldn’t Sir Golfsalot just continue jerking off in your mouthes? He knows you’ll swallow.
Every. Single. Time.
You useless Prozi Kapos.
Just go kill yourselves.
Because, you know, it couldn’t have anything to do with Teh One Himself being an indifferent, lazy jackass. Within minutes of addressing the nation following the Islamic State’s brutal beheading of American journalist James Foley, President Barack Obama had resumed his August vacation on the golf course. More than a few observers, even the president’s
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That much is for sure. Thanks to LC readerjp, we once again get confirmation that the paleosimians are, beyond a doubt, the most mentally stunted group of bipedal organisms to ever walk the Earth. Gaza War ends with a victory for Hamas leading to a great increase in its popularity and the popularity of its
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LC & IB and writer extraordinaire, Francis Porretto (whom Akismet, for some reason, keeps labeling as “spam” even though he’s an old, old friend of ours, so we have to rescue him from purgatory, something that we’ve yet to find a reason for that we can remedy), did also chime in on the race issue
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Via Jim Treacher: DYER COUNTY, TN – (WMC) – A young girl, who claims she was standing up for her religious beliefs in the classroom, was suspended after breaking a class rule of saying “bless you” after a classmate sneezed. When Dyer County High School senior Kendra Turner said bless you to her classmate, she
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Which is what we hear every time the Gay Nazi Lobby tries to ridicule the “paranoia of homophobes.” We’re sure the Giffords don’t feel that they’ve had anything forced upon them at all (h/t Matt Walsh): The New York State Division of Human Rights (DHR) has ruled that the Roman Catholic owners of an Albany-area
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We’ll just point you to Maetenloch, because he does a great job of dissecting the latest hit job performed by the Washington Compost on the reputation of Officer Darren Wilson, whom the media have already found guilty of cold-bloodedly gunning down a tiny choir boy who was on his knees, pleading for his life. So,
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These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.
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