Fresh Meat

The Upside Is That We May Finally Be Rid Of “For the Children!” As An Argument

But, er, that’s pretty much the only upside we can find (h/t AoS):

AN IRAQI asylum seeker who confessed to raping a 10-year-old boy in a swimming pool, claiming it was a “sexual emergency”, has had his conviction overturned.

You may or may not remember the original case. We do. Oh the fun we had thinking about what else one could get away with by just inserting “emergency” in the excuse. Bank robbery? Cash Flow Emergency. Drunk driving? Sudden Mobility Need Emergency. You get the drift.

But if you thought that was the extent of Teh Crazy in Adolf’s old country, you’d be wrong:

In a truly shocking twist the Supreme Court decided the grown Iraqi man may not have realised the 10-year-old did not want to be sexually abused by him.

Because, you know, what 10-year-old wouldn’t want to be buggered forcibly by a cowardly fuck “refugee” who, when danger reared its ugly head in his home country, bravely turned his tail and fled, leaving his wife behind. Hence the “emergency.” He hadn’t gotten any because he’d taken his own spineless arse away from ISIS so fast that he didn’t even have time to scoop up the old lady. Or maybe she was just a diversion buying him some time.

When the youngster went to the showers, Amir A. allegedly followed him, pushed him into a toilet cubicle, and violently sexually assaulted him culturally enriched him.

Sorry, we had to redact that, lest we run foul of any hate crime laws.

The kid, who spent time in the hospital getting treated for his mangled butt and now has PTSD, clearly needed to prove conclusively to the court that he hadn’t been asking for it, the little 10-year-old man whore. That’ll teach him! No doesn’t always mean no. At least not when the rapist, er, “cultural ambassador and enricher” is a horny koranimal.

We mean, seriously? How’s a sexually frustrated pisslamic animal to know that a little boy doesn’t want his anus bloodied and mangled by him?

What are you? Some sort of racist??

At least the kid and his family were awarded the princely sum of $4,000 in damages. Although that will likely also be overturned now. The kid will probably end up having to pay pedo-hammad for the privilege.

Kill them all. All of them. Every last child-rodgering one of them. Let Satan sort ‘em out.

And kill every member of that “supreme court” too. By raping them anally to death. With a horse. (Yes, by all means use the whole horse).


When Did Being a Trusting, Moronic Shmuck Become a Requirement in this Former “Land of the Free?”

We’re asking for a friend.

For the longest time we’ve wanted to share our ten brass obols on the subject of Donald Trump’s “refusal” to hand a blank check to the ProgNazi Party’s Fraud machine during the last debate, but we kept being distracted. The Imperial Dungeons are filled to overflowing at the time and keeping a fresh supply of lions at hand is getting to be quite the chore. The ones we had all have type 2 diabetes now and can’t move unless wheeled around on a trolley.

If you have no idea what we’re talking about, we’re talking about the exchange that went roughly (from memory) as follows:

Moderator: Are you willing to accept the election outcome no matter what?
Trump: The election hasn’t happened yet.

This promptly sent all of the #NeverTrumptards off to their fainting couches, shrieking and clutching their pearls because… reasons. From what we’ve been able to gather from their barely coherent hysterical sobs as the went in, then out of therapy, then back in again, that was absolutely unheard of because apparently it’s any candidate’s presidential duty, not to mention the duty of every single one of us benighted citizen subjects, to accept anything coming out of government ahead of time, tugging our forelocks and promising that no matter what, we’ll trust and obey regardless.


After the farcical “investigation” by Comey’s FBI of Hildebot Clintoon’s clearly treasonous and criminally negligent handling of classified material, not to mention every single other investigation of Congress’ ending up in nothing at all no matter how damning the evidence? After Project Veritas publishing, on a daily basis, irrefutable proof of ProgNazi operatives not only admitting to, but bragging of their massive vote fraud operations? After the IRS being used as the armed goons of the ProgNazis to suppress dissent up to the 2012 election (and the inevitable pointless show “investigations” not leading anywhere afterwards)? After the too numerous to count reports of precincts voting more than 100% Democrat in previous elections? We could go on for another 200 pages, but we trust you get the point.

Yet we’re supposed to just forget all about that and hand our lying, cheating, thieving oppressors a blank check to go forth and continue using us like a rented mule?

Somebody should have told those horrible, “un-presidential” Founding Fathers (according to NRO et al) that and we wouldn’t have had all of that unpleasantness with the Brits way back when.

He should have just said “sure. No matter how much evidence of fraud there is, no matter what indeed, I’ll go ahead and accept the results ahead of time, even if it comes up as 105% of voters in favor of my opponent?”

Are those driveling Cuckservative cabana boys in the habit of handing over a check to their car dealerships, promising to accept, without question, whatever lemon waits for them when they come to pick it up? Even if they know they’re about to do business with the sleaziest outfit in the city, one with an unbroken track record of fraud?

If that’s how the majority of people of these United States see it too, then they deserve every bit of the rape they’ve got coming. Problem is, the rest of us don’t.

Take it away, Kurt Schlichter (and do read the whole thing):

Okay, this is where Team Fake Pearl Clutch jumps in and whines about my “dangerous talk” and about how I have no “honor” because I won’t submit in advance to another establishment okie-doke. Yeah, sure, whatever – and the emperor caught pneumonia because the little kid pointed out that he wasn’t wearing any clothes, not because he was walking around with his junk in the wind.

The system is manifestly rigged – even Heap Big Chief Warren used to say so until a memo informed her that this meme is now inconvenient – so spare me your sanctimonious crap about our sacred system. Our loyalty is properly only to the Constitution, not a perversion of it. Just because you hold office under Article I, II, or III doesn’t mean we still owe you respect or deference when you treat your obligations to the People like a teenage Thai boy at one of Raymond Burr’s Halloween parties.

We owe the system nothing. Nada. Zip. Instead, the system owes us fairness and honesty, and without them it has no right to our default acceptance of its results. That acceptance must be earned. This means that the system must aggressively police its own integrity, and this year it has utterly failed to do so.

And if the system doesn’t get this through their fat, entitled skulls, then we predict that one day sooner or later, something else entirely will be passing through their skulls.

It’s not like there isn’t historical precedent for it.


Terrible News

It is with a heavy heart that we learn that LC Purple Raider’s wife’s cancer has taken a turn for the worse and has become terminal.

A GoFundMe has been started to help with expenses, and if you have a shekel to spare, please consider it (details at the link above).

I wish there was something more I could do for you and your wife, and I cannot even begin to imagine what you’re going through now.

Just know that you and your wife are in my prayers for a miracle.

May Almighty G-d bless you and grant you strength.


“Why the Fuck is Moscow not Burning???”

So asketh the hyperventilating russophobe Sexton at Yapping Poodles:

White House spokesman Josh Earnest is promising a “proportional” response but won’t say what that might entail.


Earnest’s language seems a bit vague under the circumstances. He says Obama “will consider” a response which suggests he hasn’t done so yet. When exactly is Obama planning to get to work on that?

“For fuck’s sake, you people, THEY HACKED HER HIGHNESS’ EMAIL!!! Where’s your OUTRAGE? Why are St. Petersburg and Moscow not glowing craters yet???”

Think we’re exaggerating? Alright then:

Question: What exactly is the proportional response to someone like Putin trying to bring down your entire system of government?

We rest our case.

Time to up poor Sexton’s meds, we think.


More Kibble

It’s Unbelievable

So the cucks at Fetid Flatulence are having the vapors now that there’s return fire coming in after their victory dance around the pussy video. Yes, we do still check in with that website. They’re a perfect barometer for the idiocy on the former “right” that has turned our nation into the shambles that she

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Well That Was… Interesting…

Once again, we tuned in to watch the gong show, only this time we have to admit it was actually because we wanted to in some sort of ineffable way. Not quite sure why. Perhaps it was because we wanted to see if the “Trumpinator” really did have it in him to go on the

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Happy Che Day

On this day in 1967 the professional racist murderer Che Guevara was sent back to Satan and the demons that spawned him by a Bolivian firing squad. 50 years later capitalists are still duping brain-dead college students into buying Che t-shirts because it is “cool” to be a “revolutionary”, and much profit ensues. Moral of

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Burn the Witch!

So now all of the GOPettes are having the vapors over… what again? Oh yes, that’s right. Trump and another guy talking about how to get pussy a decade or so ago. In response half the Cuckservative GOP have run for the hills as they’ve obviously never had a conversation with another guy that didn’t

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They Just Can’t Quit ‘Em

Meaning that the new ProgNazis can’t let go of their ideological forebears, the old Nazis, as exemplified when Kaine referred to the Trump organization as “an Octopus-like entity with tentacles all over the world“. You know, like this one: We have a saying in our native country: “What the heart is full of will spill

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So… the VP debate…

No, we didn’t watch that one. Not even for you. Those have always been irrelevant, even if the Clinton Media have been desperately drumming up the importance thereof this year since they never got the “bump” they had prayed for from the first presidential debate, no matter how much they declared the Animatronic Corpse the

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Older Chewing Bones

These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.

October 2nd, 2016
Coming Soon to a Country Near You…

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September 27th, 2016
So… The Debate

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September 26th, 2016
Another “Lone Wolf” Heard From

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September 20th, 2016
Paging John Sexton

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September 19th, 2016
Oh For the Love of Jupiter!

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September 17th, 2016
Another of the Greatest Generation Passes

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