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You Might Want to Rethink that, Snowflake

Then again, no. Go with it. All the way, comrades, all the way! (We need the target practice).

The “Anti”fascist fascists are still smarting over the right royal arse-beating they received in Berkeley, getting their pasty butts chased out of town and their bodies soundly and righteously thrashed.

So what’s a good little fascist to do, then? That’s right. Up the ante!

A shocking number of our comrades went in there with absolute no combat training. We need to set up seminars or something of the sort.

Seminars? SEMINARS???

Bwahahahahahahahah!

How about some roundtable discussions, some group therapy “combat training” sessions, perhaps? It’d be hilarious!

Just keep in mind that most people on our side already had “seminars”, even though we called it “basic training” at the time. Sure, the food sucked and the actual suck sucked even worse, but they were highly effective. Heck, some among us even got sent on “field trips” to places with exotic names where they picked up even more useful skills, such as not wetting yourself and running for the hills when somebody sings “Battle Hymn of the Republic” at you. You know, like you sad little basement dwelling fags did in Berkeley.

And we got to learn to use guns, too. The really cool ones. The ones you masturbate sadly to when your dads let you out of the basement and allows you to borrow his PlayStation for an hour. Except ours were real, and we learned how to use them really well indeed.

You should probably think about that, too.

“I honestly think we need a campaign to get more antifa armed. It seems that seems to be the biggest problem with our resistance. They’re mostly armed, why aren’t we?

Or not. Hey, baby boys, you just go right ahead and have seminars about guns, then come back with your super cool Terminator mad skillz learned from watching Die Hard over and over again and show us amateurs how it’s done.

It’ll be fun, we tells ya!

Thatisall.

Weaponized Barbecue?

We’re sorry for having been so inexcusably lazy of late, but this one… Well, you’d have to have a heart of stone to not laugh your arse off when reading it.

Backstory is that the murderous paleoswinian terrorists currently wasting good Israeli shekels taking up perfectly good space in Israeli prisons when we all know that a .22 to the back of the head would be much cheaper, not to mention more appropriate, have decided to go on a hunger strike, protesting whatever. Prison conditions, we think, but we don’t much care.

Much like the paleoswinian subbeasts didn’t care about the multitude of innocent Israeli men, women and children that they murdered, raped and mutilated.

Anyway, a few members of the Tribe saw an opportunity that just couldn’t be missed.

Members of the National Union Party setup a large barbecue with fans directing the smell of the food towards Ofer Prison in an attempt to mock those continuing the hunger strike, which was launched on Monday, April 17, in response to poor prison conditions. Ofer Sofer, an organizer of the barbecue, said, “At this moment (the hunger strikers) will smell the food’s scent and maybe later in the evening they will see it on television. It is a bunch of terrorists who are threatening us with hunger strike. We are happy that they are on strike. Let them have this strike as long as they want.”

So say we all. Let them strike right up until they croak, even though we all know that they don’t have the balls to do that. Those mooselimb cowards don’t have balls, period.

Unfortunately, some boring spoilsports from the Israeli police shut down the barbecue, but at least the point was made, and we hope that enough smell of lovely, crisp, sizzling meat made it into the prison to make those animals’ lives even more miserable than they already are.

Mazel tov!

Thatisall.

PC College Tyranny Now Has a Bodycount

We already knew that sending kids to college these days is tantamount to child abuse, but now the Kollege Kommisars have truly upped the ante. Not only will they bankrupt you and your kid while providing them with absolutely nothing of any use (unless LARPing the last days of the Soviet Union is your thing), they’ll actually straight up murder your child. (Thanks to LC and GLOR Tallulah):

A male student who was accused of sexual harassment committed suicide just days after the University of Texas at Arlington ignored its own policies in order to punish him. The accused student’s father, a lawyer acting as the administrator of his son’s estate, is now suing the school for violating his son’s Title IX rights.

Read the whole sordid thing if you have the stomach for it, but we’re sure that you’re already familiar with the story: Normal, non-mentally ill kid is falsely accused, gets hauled through the Soviet style Kollege Kangaroo Kourt system (no recourse to the law, all rights violated and/or ignored, verdict predetermined regardless of evidence, which the swine at UT Arlington by the way made absolutely no effort to gather) and ends up with his education ruined, his time and money wasted and a future with a bogus verdict forever stamped on his disciplinary record.

So he killed himself.

One day he was a healthy, happy, well-adjusted kid with a future, ambitions and optimism, and then he met the American Soviet Kollege System.

Now he’s a corpse.

A lawsuit should be the very least of those subhuman swine’s worries.

Being doused in honey and tied to an anthill doesn’t seem excessive at this point. Then again, neither does dipping the foul animals slowly into a vat of hydrofluoric acid, toes first, while their screams are recorded for posterity, pour encourager les autres.

Nuke them from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Thatisall.

Ban Cars!!!

So, it finally happened (via LC & IB Veeshir), we have reached Peak Stupid™:

Cars and other vehicles “have turned into deadly weapons”, and should be banished from cities to stop attacks like the one in Stockholm from happening in future, according to Aftonbladet editorialist Eva Franchell.

Crackdowns on immigration or extremist ideology are not the way forward when it comes to terror prevention, according to the veteran journalist, writing after Friday’s terror attack in Stockholm left four people dead.

Instead, it is cars — which she calls “effective murder machines” — that Franchell says “must simply be removed from city centres and places where people gather, if people are to be protected in future”.

banallthethings

If you have ever wondered, dear LCs, why it is that His Imperial Majesty can’t say “Swedish” without at least chuckling derisively, this should serve as a rather good example.

Apart from the sheer monumental stupidity in demanding that cities be cleared entirely of motor vehicles (who will deliver goods to your stores, Einstein? You’re going to get them there on bicycles?), what is it with this whole “have turned into deadly weapons” retardation? They’ve been “deadly weapons” since they were invented although we have to point out, in all fairness, that so has pretty much everything else. That Number 2 pencil of yours? Don’t make us demonstrate what we can do with that thing, because you won’t like it.

It is a perfect example, so very emblematic of everything that is wrong with the “progressive” nanny totalitarian society: You can’t eliminate danger by banning “dangerous” stuff, because everything is potentially dangerous, from ICBMs to your favorite organic juicer, on to your kid’s pacifier. Do you really want to know how many beautiful babies choke on those things every year? No. No, you don’t. Because if you truly knew just how many things were potentially lethal weapons, then you’d all end your pointless lives immediately. Which, come to think of it…

Sure. Ban all of the things. Best of luck with that. Why don’t you start by banning yourselves?

Vehicles are “easy to steal, and so nothing has been able to stop their advance”, writes Ms. Franchell.

“It just isn’t reasonable that a big truck can be driven right into one of Stockholm’s busiest streets on a Friday afternoon right before Easter.”

You do realize that the whole purpose of a vehicle is for it to be driven, don’t you? But, by all means, stop all deliveries unless by foot and, while you’re at it, make it illegal to drive at all in Stockholm. Make everybody park on the outskirts of your capital and walk the remaining several miles or so into the city proper. Businesses will boom, we tell you, BOOM!

Outlining her vision for a car-free Stockholm, she argues: “Most problems with regards to mobility and public transport can be solved, and deliveries to shops and restaurants could take place at times when people aren’t out on the streets.”

Just like in old Rome! We remember it well. No buggies except for in the middle of the night. It was a wonderful system. So very “progressive” to go back a couple of millennia in time.

And it wouldn’t be a real story from the SJW Central of Europe, Sweden, if we couldn’t throw some “feminism” in there too:

The idea of reducing the number of cars in Swedish cities was backed last month by Sweden’s environment minister, who argued that driving is a gender equality issue as well as a matter of shrinking the nation’s carbon emissions.

“Cars are driven largely by men so by giving a lot of space to cars; we’re giving a lot of space to men — at the expense of women,” Karolina Skog explained.

So… You’re saying that women suck at operating motor vehicles since, why else would they be driven largely by men? Isn’t that somewhat sexist of you? Shouldn’t you instead be pushing militantly for quotas in issuing of driver’s licenses so your sisthren will no longer be so patriarchally oppressed by male driving privileges?

Sorry. CIS-male driving privileges, of course.

We’re still struggling with trying to learn this new language of yours which, alone among all languages, has no logic or common sense associated with it at all.

Thatisall.

(Obligatory language note: We did read the original article to verify that it was, indeed, as full of Teh Stupid™ as the Breitbart article suggested).

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