Fresh Meat

Time to put the dog…er…goanna out..

Here in Australia, we dont do small.

We dont do harmless.

And our staff know how to deal with a customer who didnt bother to book a table.

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Put up..or shut the fuck up

I wonder if there’s an American version of this..if so I’d love to see it

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Who Could Have Possibly Foreseen?

While the ProziMedia are furiously masturbating to every single unsourced allegation about President Trump and his staff’s alleged and so far utterly unproven “disturbing connections to and conversations with, GASP, RUSSIANS!!!1!!!”, there’s this story about Prozicrats employing IT personnel and then having to fire them because they were allegedly not quite kosher in their handling of classified national security material. (h/t Ace)

A story that the ProziMedia are curiously uncurious about.

Brothers Abid, Imran, and Jamal Awan were barred from computer networks at the House of Representatives Thursday, The Daily Caller News Foundation Investigative Group has learned.

Three members of the intelligence panel and five members of the House Committee on Foreign Affairs were among the dozens of members who employed the suspects on a shared basis. The two committees deal with many of the nation’s most sensitive issues and documents, including those related to the war on terrorism.

Erm… Three brothers named Abid, Imran and Jamal being given access to highly sensitive classified material in the middle of a war with terrorist scumbags?

No, what could possibly go wrong?

That would be like FDR’s Donkeycrats hiring the brothers Heinrich, Fritz and Hans to oversee encoding of military communications, and, as we all know, Democrats back then only hired people with names like Dmitri, Ivan and Sergey.

But let’s talk some more about that time a businessman talked to a Russian in Russia while doing business, because THAT’S what matters.


Numbed by Pain

I don’t even know how to begin this, so I’ll just ramble on.

I just learned from Bill that my old friend, Kim, lost his wife Connie.

Now, to say that I “knew” Connie and Kim would be the most horrid understatement that I ever uttered.

Way back when I could barely type a post, much less knew what the hell HTML was, they were the ones who stumbled across me and invited me to a shindig at their house. That’s where I met Rachel Lucas, Bill Whittle before he was more than a commenter on Rachel’s blog, and so many more people who will always be with me, people who forever changed my life and who I am.

But Connie in particular… She was the one who saw something in me that I didn’t even realize I had, she was the one who hauled me out of my comfort zone and showed me just what I had in me.

To say that she merely changed the trajectory of my life would be an insult.

I can’t even begin to say how much she and Kim meant to me and who I am today, and to learn that she’s no longer among us just hurts. Bad. Not as bad as I know that it hurts Kim, because I never saw a couple who were more dedicated to each other than they. But it hurts still.

Connie, you changed my life, and changed it for the better. With your infinite curiosity, you optimism, everything that was you, you left behind something, something for which I’ll always be grateful. Your leaving us leaves a hole in this world, but you didn’t just leave. You left this world a better place than it was when you found it. If I could only hope to do that myself.

And Kim, if you read this, let me know. Let me know so I can be there for you in any way I can. If you still have my number, call. If you have my email addy, write. I lost all of that info when my old hard drive crashed (taught me how to do backups), and if all else fails, I think I still know the way to your place and I’ll find it.

G-d bless.

Kim has a fundraiser going here if you have a few shekels. I don’t have much, but I’ve sent what I have. Not because it softens the blow, I can’t even imagine, but, well, because I don’t know what else to do right now.

And I have to do something.

I miss you already, Connie, but I know that I’ll see you again.

Keep a chair empty for me and let me have it. Just like you always did.


More Kibble

Time for The Art of the Deal

6:20 p.m. Gov. Jerry Brown is asking the Trump administration for federal assistance in responding to a potential failure of a spillway at the Oroville Dam in Northern California. Is that so? Certainly something to take into consideration. Now, while we’re talking, how about those “sanctuary cities” that you so staunchly and fanatically refuse to

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You’re Welcome Over Here, Chad…

…pull up a chair and we’ll go get a couple of cold ones. When Out magazine assigned me an interview with the rabble-rouser Milo Yiannopoulos, I knew it would be controversial. In the gay and liberal communities in particular, he is a provocative and loathed figure, and I knew featuring him in such a

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So… Don’t Give Him One, Save Us All Some Time and Money

Not that we can blame Bowe the Taliban Walkabout’s defense attorney for doing his job, reaching for every straw within a 1,000 mile radius. RALEIGH, N.C. – A military judge called President Donald Trump’s scathing campaign-trail criticism of Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl “disturbing” on Monday and questioned whether it would make the public think the

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Muslim Chimp in Iran Pounds Chest, Attempts to Find Testicles

White House press secretary Sean Spicer reacted Tuesday to a statement from Iran’s Ayatollah Khamenei, who said that Donald Trump “showed the real face of the United States,” accusing him of putting a five-year-old in handcuffs. …whereas we all know that, under the far superior islamic shariah law, the correct treatment of 5 year olds

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Dear me, the Prozis really do have short memories

Looks like someone needs to build a wall.

20 Prozi Questions to the Emperor, Part the Fourth.

And onwards and upwards we go, to the final five. The original, and much more even-tempered answers (not a single “boob” in there), can be found here. We’re going a bit long here, but that’s in part because one of the Prozis is trying to impersonate somebody who has read the Constitution, when we all

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Older Chewing Bones

These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.

February 6th, 2017
The Saxon is Learning to Hate

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February 6th, 2017
20 Prozi Questions to the Emperor, Part the Third.

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February 2nd, 2017
Special Snowflakes on Parade

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February 2nd, 2017
20 Prozi Questions to the Emperor, Part the Second.

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February 1st, 2017
Never Forget

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February 1st, 2017
Without Further Comment

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