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Rational Social Justice Warriors

I present to you, without comment, two examples of “rational” discourse from SJW types.

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Being Sick Sucks

So it’s a good thing that we can still find things to cheer us up while we let our poor website languish (again, our apologies for that).

The $15 minimum wage hike in California has sent financially troubled UC Berkeley into decision making mode, and “the people who clean buildings, who work in food services or health clinics,” says Todd Stenhouse, will be the ones without a job.

Because of course they will be. The lowest shlubs on the totem pole are always the first to go in socialist run “for the little guy” societies. Because socialists care. They care a LOT!

Also, the only alternative would be to *gasp*, *horror!*, let somebody go who provides, say, priceless services through lectures on transgendered basket weaving or womyn’s studies for a modest quarter mil a year, and how would society possibly survive without that?

We’re sure that the former workers who had to slave mindlessly for less than $15/hr will be much happier now that they’ll be living the life on $0/hr!


“Moderate Muslim Majority” Finally Quantified!

Time to dust this thing off again. We’ve been a bit lazy lately. Our apologies.

But boy do we have amazing news to share with you!

We’re all already all too familiar with how, every single time another hundred plus mangled bodies have been stacked upon the bloody, gore-smeared altar of multiculturalism, we’re told that we can’t possible draw any conclusions based on this the 27,459th attack by #NotAllMuslims, because that would be hideously unfair and downright brutal to the “moderate muslim majority”.

Right before we’re told, of course, that the real victims her aren’t the dismembered, bloody corpses of women and children littering the streets, but instead those very same “moderate muslims” who must now cower in existential dread under their dish-dashas while waiting for the bloody backlash that never seems to materialize. (Yet.)

What has vexed His Imperial Majesty and, we’re sure, quite a few of you, dear LCs, is that we never can seem to get a solid number as to the size of this “moderate muslim majority.”

Never, until now, that is, thanks to this otherwise tedious, pompous, suicidal bit of idiocy from the New York Slimes.

“Our cities are facing a huge problem, maybe the largest since World War II,” Mr. Goldstein said. “How is it that people who were born here in Brussels, in Paris, can call heroes the people who commit violence and terror? That is the real question we’re facing.”

Friends who teach the equivalent of high school seniors in the predominantly Muslim districts of Molenbeek and Schaerbeek told him that “90 percent of their students, 17, 18 years old, called them heroes,” he said.


So 10%? That’s the size of the “moderate muslim majority?”

That’s right in the neighborhood of what we’d expected. On a particularly optimistic day.

So what do we do with the other 90%

Glad you asked:

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Listen, Fellow Cruzers

Our old buddy Mike brought this up again in a post we encourage you to read in its entirety: Know what I like best about frothing Trump-haters? They’re never obnoxious, arrogant, or personally insulting. Except, of course, when they are. Trump supporters, no one should let you off of that bandwagon now. You should be

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So, This Cruz Thing…

Speaking of course about the allegations that he’s the biggest horn dog since Billy Jeff… Ahem… Where to start? Two words: National Enquirer. Yes, we know full well that they have a certain track record for being right, no denying that, but to address at least one thing in that regard: The whole “they wouldn’t

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Let’s Don’t Be Beastly to the Rapists

But let’s not talk about that. Prosecutors charged that in 2015 an illegal immigrant, Jose Alejandro Najarro, tried to convince his 12-year-old victim to have sex with him, but she refused. Refusing to take “no” for an answer, the suspect allegedly raped her at his home in Kyle, Texas. Several months later, the girl was

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#NotAllMuslims Murder Fellow Muslim for Being a Civilized Human Being

In the spirit of the season, Asad Shah, a Glasgow newsagent and a “devout Muslim”*[see update at the foot of the page], decided to send out an Easter greeting on his Facebook page: GOOD FRIDAY AND VERY HAPPY EASTER, ESPECIALLY TO MY BELOVED CHRISTIAN NATION X! BISMILLAH… Let’s Follow The Real Footstep Of Beloved Holy

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From the “You Can’t Make This Shit Up” Department

Organisers cancel Sunday’s Brussels attacks ‘March Against Fear’ The organisers of a “March Against Fear” planned for Sunday to mark the Brussels terror attacks said they had cancelled the event after the authorities asked them to do so because of security fears. Sooo… A bunch of bed-wetting, dhimmi, muslim cock sucking, multi-culti “warriors” cancel their

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Great Moments in Child Rearing

This is what happens when you fail to give your runts a good thrashing and a stern talking to every once in a while (via LC & IB Bill Quick): Students protested yesterday at the Emory Administration Building following a series of overnight, apparent pro-Donald Trump for president chalkings throughout campus. Yes, you read that

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Older Chewing Bones

These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.

March 22nd, 2016
Speaking of Animals You Can’t “Play Nice” With

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March 22nd, 2016
Meanwhile, in Cuba…

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March 21st, 2016
No, You Can’t

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March 20th, 2016
And So It Begins…

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March 16th, 2016
“Consume” THIS

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March 16th, 2016
Criminal Population Drops by 1 Again

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