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Israel Firmly Rejects John F’n Kerry’s Israeli Surrender Proposal

…and the Dept of the New Ummah under Caliph al-Obama immediately cry like whipped little girls that their Botox-faced coward and traitor got dissed (as we said, a day of much hilarity).

The Obama administration pushed back strongly Monday at a torrent of Israeli criticism over Secretary of State John Kerry’s latest bid to secure a cease-fire with Hamas, accusing some in Israel of launching a “misinformation campaign” against the top American diplomat.

And when your “top diplomat” is John “I got an owie from a splinter, so can I go home early from the war now so I can betray the ones who have to stay by slandering them as murderers and rapists now?” Kerry, then you’re in a truly sorry state as a nation. We mean, seriously, fuckface? Did you think that you could just show up for the war with a note from your mommy stating that you had your period, so could you please be excused from this whole physical aspect of being a soldier and sent home early? Oh, and P.S.: Could you please keep the pretty uniform and the shiny medals that you’d recommended yourself for?

But we digress…

The Israeli criticism was largely directed at the whole “proposal” mentioning not one single solitary demand from Ham-ass to be discussed at the “peace talks”, but DID mention a whole butcher’s list of demands from Israel, such as unilaterally opening her borders to murderous paleosimian terrorists, letting them keep their tunnels, paying for a seaport of their own on the Mediterranean etc. etc. etc. And who said crime doesn’t pay?

“It’s simply not the way partners and allies treat each other,” State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki said.

Clearly, you're supposed to use cardboard and hashtags. That's what all the Kool Kidz do!

Clearly, you’re supposed to use cardboard and hashtags. That’s what all the Kool Kidz do!

And you’re right, Jen, you blathering buttskate. That’s not the way partners and allies treat each other. Perhaps you ought to think about that the next time before you deprive a poor American village of its idiot by sending him to the Middle East.

Kerry himself, in a speech to the Center for American Progress, noted the criticism but did not give ground.

“Make no mistake, when the people of Israel are rushing to bomb shelters, when innocent Israeli and Palestinian teenagers are abducted and murdered,

Oh do tell, Lurch. What about those paleswinian teenagers who were abducted and murdered. Do tell, fuckface, we’re ALL ears.

The coordinated pushback in Washington came amid growing U.S. frustration with Israel as Palestinian civilian casualties mount amid a sustained Israeli air and ground war in the Gaza Strip.

There’s no “U.S. frustration” at all. There’s a great deal of it in the White House, though, where it’s been reported that an inconsolable Caliph Harun al-Obama has locked himself in the bathroom and refuses to come out until he gets his binky back.

While the Obama administration maintains that it supports Israel’s right to defend itself against Hamas,

As long as nobody but Israelis get hurt, of course.

officials are increasingly worried about the civilian casualties in Gaza.

It would help greatly if Caliph al-Obama’s little friends in Ham-ass would quit hiding behind said civilians.

But you’ll hear none of that in the U.S. “media”, who are all too busy servicing the genitals of their lord and master in the White House.


A Day of Much Hilarity

“Location, location, location!”

Very well, so this might not be quite what that quote is about but we couldn’t resist. So sue us. Regardless, the simian koranimals of Gaza seem to be having a wee bit of trouble with the concept (h/t readerjp, LC & GLOR):

TEL AVIV — The Gaza Strip’s main hospital and the third largest Palestinian refugee camp were both struck by failed rocket attacks launched by Gaza terrorists, the Israel Defense Forces told WND today.

Muhammed made an oopsie!

Several major media outlets immediately reported Israel was behind the strikes just outside the Al-Shifa hospital, based solely on Palestinian claims and before any official IDF reaction.

Did anybody actually expect anything else from Caliph al-Obama’s court propaganda ministry, formerly known as “the press?”

Excerpt from “the press’ stylebook”: 1) Report whatever the koranimal terrorist murderers claim as the gospel truth. 2) Maybe, maybe later post a correction on page 352. In 4 point typeface. But only if anybody catches the lie. 3) Profit!

Meanwhile, the rest of us can laugh and laugh and laugh at the simian terrorists being blown to smithereens by their own missiles. AND it saves the IDF some very expensive ammo!

Not that this means that you shouldn’t be sending them some pizza, because you really should. Exterminating pests in 100+ degrees is hungry and thirsty work, you know.


(Note: At the time of writing, the site seems to be having a bit of trouble. Hopefully this is due to enormous amounts of traffic from good people wanting to feed the heroes of the IDF truly ridiculous amounts of free pizza. Keep trying. We know we will!)


The Day Muhammed Got Buried in His Uniform

LC Radical Redneck brings the funneh! (With some hat tip love to Bluegrass Pundit for unearthing this).

Tip to Ham-ass (that we hope they ignore): When burying your splodey-dopes, you should probably remove their boom-boom vests first.

we have to say, though: It turned into one HECK of a funeral! More, please!

(Warning. If images of dismembered, shredded vermin disturb you, don’t hit play on this video)

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Our old friend Bill Quick nails it with that new name for the Peepul’s Republik of Kalifornistan.

A Southern California couple received a letter from Glendora city officials threatening to fine them $500 if they don’t get their sun-scorched brown lawn green again, reports AP.

We’re just scratching our head here trying to figure out what possible justification there could be for fining people for not watering their own lawns on their own property. But this is KafkaFornia, and government never needed any justification. Not to mention that the couple is watering their lawn, just not enough.

And they would just love to water it some more, actually, but they’re not allowed to, you see. Because of the same government:

They could also be fined $500 if they water their lawn too much; they’re currently only watering twice a week. With more than 80% of California in an extreme drought, according to the Los Angeles Times, the state water board voted this week to implement emergency conservation plans and gave the OK to fine water wasters up to $500 a day.

So if you don’t water your lawn, you get fined $500 by your government, and if you do water your lawn, you — get fined $500 by your government…

Aren’t you glad that you keep voting for government to make decisions for you that you’re too stupid to make yourselves? After all, that is what government is all about: We need some brilliant Einsteins in government to make decisions for us because we, unlike them, are too damn dumb to make the “right” decisions, don’t we?

We hope you’re glad, anyway, because it’s what you got. And considering that it’s what you’ve been voting for for decades, we really can’t find much by way of sympathy for you.

Now go vote for some more Prozi Democrats, why don’t you? You know you will. Because that’s what you’ve always done before.

We guess you really are too fucking dumb after all.


More Kibble

Halbig etc.

So now the DC circuit court of appeals has ruled that the law says what the law says, namely that subsidies are only available for states with their own exchanges which, given the large number of states without them, would mean the death of ObamaCare or something. Of course, this was a ruling by a

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Religion of Peace Orders Little Girls’ Clitori Cut Off

And the “feminist” movement in the U.S. doesn’t make a peep, because their muslim subhuman allies in bringing down the hated patriarchal cisgendered Western civilization are more important than moral consistency. Because they’re leftists. Morals don’t enter into it. They’d personally rape every 6 year old on the planet if it would bring about their

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Religion of Peace Spreading their Message of Love and Understanding in Paris

Or, more accurately, Kristallnachting the Hades out of the city (h/t Ace). Riot police fired tear gas and fought running battles with pro-Palestinian demonstrators in Paris this afternoon after a banned protest march turned violent. About 6,000 mostly peaceful protesters And we all know what it means when a bunch of supine, nutless Brit-twit “journalists”

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All the Spew That’s Unfit to be Printed

His Imperial Majesty has seldom laughed as hard as he did when he read one Tim Egan’s nonsensical blather of a column from this Saturday, in which he blames G-d for everything under the sun and proceeds to compare the Hobby Lobby decision to the Crusades. Or 9/11. Or whatever the Hades it is that

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Useless Nitwits, Arming Terrorists Since… Forever

Now they’ve been caught hiding Ham-ass missiles in their UN “schools.” Some 20 rockets were found Wednesday in a school in Gaza operated by the United Nations Relief and Works Agency, the organization confirmed Thursday. The weapons were found in “the course of the regular inspection of its premises,” UNRWA said in a statement, adding

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Anybody Up For Pizza?

Looks like it’s on, and the market is going go be flooded by Paleosimian Crispy Critter Snacks right soon: Israeli tanks, infantry and engineering units were ordered to launch a broad front assault on Gaza on Thursday by Israeli prime minister Binyamin Netanyahu as last ditch efforts to secure a ceasefire deal in Cairo collapsed.

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