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The Day Muhammed Got Buried in His Uniform

LC Radical Redneck brings the funneh! (With some hat tip love to Bluegrass Pundit for unearthing this).

Tip to Ham-ass (that we hope they ignore): When burying your splodey-dopes, you should probably remove their boom-boom vests first.

we have to say, though: It turned into one HECK of a funeral! More, please!

(Warning. If images of dismembered, shredded vermin disturb you, don’t hit play on this video)

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Our old friend Bill Quick nails it with that new name for the Peepul’s Republik of Kalifornistan.

A Southern California couple received a letter from Glendora city officials threatening to fine them $500 if they don’t get their sun-scorched brown lawn green again, reports AP.

We’re just scratching our head here trying to figure out what possible justification there could be for fining people for not watering their own lawns on their own property. But this is KafkaFornia, and government never needed any justification. Not to mention that the couple is watering their lawn, just not enough.

And they would just love to water it some more, actually, but they’re not allowed to, you see. Because of the same government:

They could also be fined $500 if they water their lawn too much; they’re currently only watering twice a week. With more than 80% of California in an extreme drought, according to the Los Angeles Times, the state water board voted this week to implement emergency conservation plans and gave the OK to fine water wasters up to $500 a day.

So if you don’t water your lawn, you get fined $500 by your government, and if you do water your lawn, you — get fined $500 by your government…

Aren’t you glad that you keep voting for government to make decisions for you that you’re too stupid to make yourselves? After all, that is what government is all about: We need some brilliant Einsteins in government to make decisions for us because we, unlike them, are too damn dumb to make the “right” decisions, don’t we?

We hope you’re glad, anyway, because it’s what you got. And considering that it’s what you’ve been voting for for decades, we really can’t find much by way of sympathy for you.

Now go vote for some more Prozi Democrats, why don’t you? You know you will. Because that’s what you’ve always done before.

We guess you really are too fucking dumb after all.

Thatisall.

Halbig etc.

So now the DC circuit court of appeals has ruled that the law says what the law says, namely that subsidies are only available for states with their own exchanges which, given the large number of states without them, would mean the death of ObamaCare or something. Of course, this was a ruling by a three judge panel and, as such, is bound to be overturned in al-Obumfuck’s favor once it’s re-heard by the full court, which has been carefully packed by the Caliph himself.

But then it’ll go to the Supreme Court and they will uphold the initial decision, right?

Especially since that IS what the law says and, moreover, the whole conservosphere is waxing ecstatic about revelations that the very architect of ObamaEuthanasia, one Gruber, numerous times stated in the past that that was exactly what the law was designed to say and not, as the regime now claims, merely a typo or an “oversight”.

So, slam dunk, right?

Sure.

His Imperial Majesty is having deja vu here.

Remember how ObamaFines were unconstitutional and how all of a sudden the ObamaFines were not fines, but taxes, and it was just because those evil right wingers misread the lovely document which clearly stated it to be a tax (which it didn’t).

Remember how the conservosphere had synchronized, simultaneous ejaculations with glee when Prozi Congressmembers were caught on tape stating, for the record and approximately three hundred gazillion times in the past, that it was indeed a fine and NO WAY a tax, and how this evidence would make the SC strikedown of ObamaCare a slam dunk, pop the champagne, party in the streets and so on?

Yeah. But then along came Roberts and decided that first it wasn’t a tax, because then the SC couldn’t hear it since it hadn’t taken effect yet and then, once that argument had let him and the rest of the gang issue a decision, decided that it wasn’t a fine after all but in reality had been a tax all along because otherwise he couldn’t have ruled in favor of it.

Remember that?

Prepare for a replay.

You voted for socialism, now you’re going to get it. Once it’s inside the tent, there is no way you’re getting it out again.

Thatisall.

Religion of Peace Orders Little Girls’ Clitori Cut Off

And the “feminist” movement in the U.S. doesn’t make a peep, because their muslim subhuman allies in bringing down the hated patriarchal cisgendered Western civilization are more important than moral consistency. Because they’re leftists. Morals don’t enter into it. They’d personally rape every 6 year old on the planet if it would bring about their socialist proletariat’s “paradise.” Because socialists are every bit as subhuman as muslims cutting up the genitals of toddlers are.

The United Nations said on Thursday that militant group Islamic State (Isis) had ordered all girls and women in and around Iraq’s northern city of Mosul to undergo female genital mutilation.

But doubts emerged on social media about the basis for the report. One document posted on Twitter suggested it may be a year old and have been issued by the Islamic State of Iraq and Levant, the group’s previous name.

And pisslam might totally, absolutely have changed a policy that they’ve had in place for 1,400 years now.

By Jove’s testicles, it’s like history never happened to those disgusting, pedophile (Roman Polanski, anyone?) progressives.

Muslims are animals. Failure to kill all of them is a failure as a human being. They have had 1,400 years to evolve, they’ve steadfastly refused.

Time’s up.

Kill them all.

As well as their pedophile sympathizers over here. Hi, Barry “the future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam.”

And please, CPS. remove his daughters from him before he finds a knife.

Thatisall.

UPDATE: The religion of piss is now furiously denying that they’d ever issue such a decree, which they absolutely wouldn’t (even though it’s standard practice for a lot of their fellow followers of a certain pedophile prophet), and we all know how truthful they are, don’t we? Still, in all fairness, there it is.

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Religion of Peace Spreading their Message of Love and Understanding in Paris

Or, more accurately, Kristallnachting the Hades out of the city (h/t Ace). Riot police fired tear gas and fought running battles with pro-Palestinian demonstrators in Paris this afternoon after a banned protest march turned violent. About 6,000 mostly peaceful protesters And we all know what it means when a bunch of supine, nutless Brit-twit “journalists”

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All the Spew That’s Unfit to be Printed

His Imperial Majesty has seldom laughed as hard as he did when he read one Tim Egan’s nonsensical blather of a column from this Saturday, in which he blames G-d for everything under the sun and proceeds to compare the Hobby Lobby decision to the Crusades. Or 9/11. Or whatever the Hades it is that

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Useless Nitwits, Arming Terrorists Since… Forever

Now they’ve been caught hiding Ham-ass missiles in their UN “schools.” Some 20 rockets were found Wednesday in a school in Gaza operated by the United Nations Relief and Works Agency, the organization confirmed Thursday. The weapons were found in “the course of the regular inspection of its premises,” UNRWA said in a statement, adding

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Anybody Up For Pizza?

Looks like it’s on, and the market is going go be flooded by Paleosimian Crispy Critter Snacks right soon: Israeli tanks, infantry and engineering units were ordered to launch a broad front assault on Gaza on Thursday by Israeli prime minister Binyamin Netanyahu as last ditch efforts to secure a ceasefire deal in Cairo collapsed.

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May You Live in Interesting Times

It would seem that we are, indeed. So a passenger plane is shot down by some of Dear Leader’s haji friends (unless you live in an alternate universe where planes routinely cease to function at high altitude and promptly disappear from existence, in which case you might be a Prozi), Ear Leader jokes about it

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Different Century, Same Old Socialists

Except now they call themselves Democrat Socialists instead of National Socialists, but they haven’t change one bit otherwise. While paleoswinians celebrate the kidnapping (and murder) of Israeli teenagers, as those sloped forehead simian subhuman scum are wont to do: …Democrat Socialist voters (ProZis) have another Hate-In in Seattle to protest Israel’s stubborn insistence on defending

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