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Oh Dear! More Cultural Vibrancy and Enrichening on Display

This time from LC & IB Angry Webmaster:

A knife-wielding attacker was shot by armed police in the grounds of Parliament today after pedestrians were mowed down on Westminster Bridge. More than 10 people are said to have been hit by a car on Westminster Bridge after a vehicle described as a ‘4×4’ reportedly drove into pedestrians and cyclists.

A ‘middle-aged Asian’ intruder then managed to break into the grounds of the Houses of Parliament and stabbed a police officer before he was shot, reports suggest.

Once again, in BritSpeak, “Asian” = “wog” or, if you prefer, goat-molesting pedo-prophet worshiper. Granted, there are actual Asian “Asians” in Britain and they’re called “Asians” too, but we’re willing to eat our crown that it wasn’t one of those who decided to go Sudden Jihadi™ on Westminster Bridge.

It’s frowned upon in their culture. They’re civilized, after all.


In Today’s News About the Rampant Cultural Vibrancy in Sweden

…which, of course, never happened because Trump LIED™!, we learn that (from Bill Quick):

An asylum seeker who forced a 10-year-old to watch pornographic films before raping her is now pleading with the Swedish government not to deport him back to Iraq.

The 45-year-old Iraqi asylum seeker known only as Ahmed was put on trial for raping the 10-year-old girl in an asylum camp in Tjörn, according to newspaper Aftonbladet. The Iraqi is said to have assaulted the 10-year-old repeatedly from July to September of last year and also raped another woman in the camp on up to 20 different occasions.

The sheer enrichening and vibrancy in that short quote! Surely, Sweden is truly blessed to not have a homo/xeno/trans/everything-phobic Literally Hitler™ like Trump as their national leader!

Bill adds:

…the thing that jumps out at me is the serial nature of his barbaric acts: He raped this child over and over and over again, as well as, apparenlty, an adult woman. And nobody seems to have tried to do anything about it. Perhaps the “peaceful” nature of Islam precludes its practitioners from “unpeaceable” acts like reporting on the deeds of outrageous savagery carried on in their vicinity?

Truly mystifying to a civilized mind, we agree. Of course, in Sweden, doing anything about such a thing, including just mentioning it, is likely to have more severe consequences for the person doing something than it ever will for the actual subhuman perpetrator.

We fully expect the koranimal child rapist in this article to not only not be deported, but to also get a very lenient “sentence” indeed.

How was he supposed to know that anally and vaginally raping a child was wrong?

He’s a muslim, after all.


More Garbage People From Garbage Countries Imported by Prozis

From LC Lone Haranguer.

ROCKVILLE, Md. (ABC7) — Two Rockville High School students have been arrested and charged with raping a 14-year-old girl in a restroom at the school Thursday morning, police said.

The rapist animals are two “freshmen” of 18 and 17. So who are they? Two Amish guys on a Rumspringa, right?

[the rapist scum were] later identified as Jose O. Montano, 17, and Henry E. Sanchez Milian, 18, both freshmen.

Montano and Milian? Those are Amish names, aren’t they?

And you’re never ever going to guess what’s next:

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement confirmed to ABC7 News Friday that it has placed a detainer on Sanchez. That is commonly done when someone is arrested and suspected of being in the country illegally. ICE would not comment on Montano because he is a minor.

The Hell you say!

Are you saying you have a Guatemalan illegal alien rapist on your hands? That’s RAYCISSS! Not to mention Literally Hitler™!!!

Anybody care to make a few guesses as to the legal status of the “minor?” Not that it matters. The victim is a minor too. Now, Mr. Law Enforcement guy, are you going to hand the rabid animal critters over like a good citizen, or should we size up a tree for you as well right next to them?

Montano was living with his uncle along Lincoln Street in Rockville. Though, officials say, he has been unable to recall his street address or uncle’s phone number.

Yep, definitely legally here! We mean, it’s not like getting “home” from school would be in the slightest bit awkward if you could neither remember the phone number or bloody ADDRESS of your “uncle”, right?

Might want to look into “uncle’s” legal status as well, although we’re willing to bet a good bottle of Imperial Vodka what it is.

Now, about that wall: Sounds like a better and better idea to US every day. Surely you agree?

Unless you don’t have a problem with 14-year-old girls being raped, of course. To each their own. We’re not judging.


On European Elections and the Oft Reported “Death of Right Wing Populism”

A thing that seems to “die” every other day, only to come back from the dead a week or two later.

It’s amazing what a deluded mind can convince itself of, as long as it reinforces the delusion.

We’re speaking of the “resounding defeat” of Geert Wilders (according to the increasingly desperate Prozi/Tranzi media) and his party in the recent Dutch elections, signaling a definitive stop to the populist surge and an end to this existential threat to multi-culti suicide in general and the E.U. in particular.

A “defeat” that gave him 5 more seats in the Dutch parliament and made his party the second largest in the nation.

Keep losing like that, Geert, and you’ll be in charge in absolutely no time at all.

It’s called a “defeat” since he didn’t become prime minister, grand poobah, whatever they call it over there.

Which, in a few succinct words, he was never going to be in the first damned place, barring a landslide that would have blown any previous landslides in recorded history clean out of the water. But, if you set the goalposts far enough away, you can never lose, can you?

To explain, we’ll have to go into the weeds of parliamentary systems, lest this starts sounding too much like trying to paint lipstick on a pig, a feat which even the Democrats are failing to do as we speak. Chelsea is still Chelsea, but we digress. We’ll stick to the Cliff’s Notes version because we truly don’t want to bore you, good L.C.’s all, to death.

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