I stumbled across this recently on a progressive website laughing at the “meltdown” of the Right’s “wing nuts” following the election of 2008. I couldn’t help but wonder if they all feel the same way now?
Still joyous that the incompetent community organizer has brought to pass exactly what we predicted he would? Compare how you feel now with how you felt then. I know history isn’t your strong suit particularly when the promises of free shit from Ogabe’s stash are being offered.
The site was entitled “Sadly No” and I won’t give the assholes the traffic linking them here. The point is that we were 1000 percent dead-nuts on about the turn we took then and foolishly again in 2012. Karma is a bitch that always, always provides payback to those that call her out. I thought y’all might enjoy reading what we predicted 5 years ago. Teh Suck™ of being Conservative is being so damnably correct all the time. Progressives are never wrong, their best laid plans that utterly fail are always Someone Else’s™ fault right?
From: Emperor Misha I
To: D. Aristophanes, Pamela Geller, LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR, Debbie Schlussel, Dafydd ab Hugh, Warrior, J. Grant Swank
Subject: Hung Over?
Posted Thursday, Nov. 6, 2008, at 11:13 AM ET
So now that we’re all done hyperventilating, where do we go from here?
Well, remember how we all talked about in the past how if that sumbitch commie, terrorist-sympathizing usurper really managed to pull it off and buy/cheat/steal his way to the White House, we’d all buck up, assess the situation on the ground and transition into the decidedly disloyal opposition?
It’s not an ‘if’ anymore. Welcome to the jungle. You’re now behind enemy lines with all odds against you, everyone is a potential enemy and you’re facing a long, uphill, seemingly hopeless battle. Welcome to dissent in a socialist country. It’s a fucked up mission, but it’s winnable. More importantly, we can’t NOT win it, because we’re just not wired that way. Defeat is not an option. Death might be, but defeat isn’t. Because that would be worse.
Feeling cheered up yet? I didn’t think so either, because you shouldn’t be. It sucks. Embrace it. It ain’t gonna change unless you make it so. Now you know how I and people like myself used to feel, which is something I wouldn’t wish upon my worst enemy, much less my friends. But we’re still around, and so will you be, if you buck up and bring it.
So let’s quickly summarize the extent of The Suck, shall we? We’re now looking at the reign of an illegitimate usurper who has made a joke of the election process in this country. He has feloniously gathered hundreds of millions in illegal contributions, he has used his arm, the so-called ‘press’ to do his business by refusing to do the people’s business which is to vet people and ask questions, he has used uniformed thugs to intimidate voters at polling stations, he has used corrupt organizations and willing accomplices in state governments to illegally register ineligible people (quite a few of them dead and/or imaginary) to vote, and those are just some of his crimes against our Republic.
So where does that leave us?
Well, there are a LOT of us. We may be scattered, we’ll have to work on that, but there are a lot of us. We’re also quite committed to the ideals upon which our Republic was founded, to the point where we really don’t give a shit whether we survive, we care only about what our ancestors fought and died for, and long may it live.
We know our neighborhoods, we’re intimately familiar with every nook and cranny of them. We know our enemy and we know how to identify him if he tries to hide. And, most of all, we know that we’re right. Because we have the truth on our side.
Assessment of the enemy? We know that he controls the media, so don’t ever trust a word coming out of them. Never talk to a journalist and never listen to one either. They’re the enemy. We know that he controls the school system, because we were idiots enough to let them take it over. Work with your children and teach them well. De-programming is a bitch, but you have to do it. They’ll be continuing to do what they’ve done for decades while we were complacently letting them, which is ‘getting them when they’re young’. And we know, but we already knew that, that government is NOT your friend. It’ll get even worse now, but just keep that in mind. They’re the enemy. They long ago betrayed their oath to our sacred Constitution, and they’re not to be trusted. In any way.
And here is the good news: At the top of that hierarchy, they have a neophyte empty suit now. A clown who, while capable of reciting every word that Bill Ayers ever wrote from memory, has absolutely zero experience in how to run a country. Or a hot dog stand, for that matter. Unlike his ideological forefathers, the National Socialists and Soviet Communists, he doesn’t have a solid machinery and the experience already in place to run it. He’ll fuck up so bad every day that it’ll almost be too easy to skewer his ignorant ass. That dumbass fuckhead is in so far over his head that it’s not even funny.
It’s going to be nasty, but it’s going to be short. If we all buckle up and get ready to fight that usurper, Reichsführer Hussein, every step of the way. Now get up and fight, dammit. Against tyranny and for liberty and justice. I will never take a knee to a tyrant and cheat.
I would rather die.
From: LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR
To: D. Aristophanes, Pamela Geller, Emperor Misha I, Debbie Schlussel, Dafydd ab Hugh, Warrior, J. Grant Swank
Subject: OK, Shitheads You Got What You Wanted
Posted Thursday, Nov. 6, 2008, at 12:27 PM ET
Fortunately the Emperor has already made his statement on this site, and in accordance with his style he did it with eloquence and panache. That allows me to play the role of ‘bad cop’ much more suited to my personal preferences.
To my former fellow citizens, you pansy-ass, welfare-loving, sit-on-your-ass and wait for the gubmint to send you a few alms in a check, you got what you wanted and a hearty fuck-you very much from the rest of us, simply trying to get by on our own, sans any help from limp-dicks in D.C.
You made your choice and guess what ass-hats? You now get to share the misery with the rest of us, that is until REAL Americans and adults take the country back.
You refused to pay attention or if you did, you bought the socialist, nanny-state line of utter bullshit that if you vote for the Magic Negro™ he would make life a bowl of chocolate ice cream with cherries on top for everyone. You’re in for a big surprise and decidely NOT what you expect.
Of course now that the Race Card is well and truly destroyed, with a hafrican picking out color schemes for the Oval Office, the left is still playing the race card, if you voted for the Annointed One, and you’re not of the same skin color you were voting for the lack of melanin, not the other side. So, on that issue the Official Line is fuck y’all, you’re still racists and didn’t really vote for a black man into the WH. Feel better now? Is your white guilt assuaged? Think again, because they aren’t about to let you off the hook on that one, dumbasses.
What we all can thank you for is that you did vote for misery for all. Think we’re bluffing, let us know in say, oh about 12 months from now, or less. When the jihadists cast their absentee ballots for Hussein, and we experience the FIRST (and not the last attack) here on American soil or unemployment climbs to 15% or more and you’re paying $5/gallon+ at the gas station, you can take comfort that you took part in it. Spreading misery after all, is part and parcel of Socialist doctrine, unless you’re one of the Chosen. (Try reading Robert A. Heinlein’s masterpiece: Farnham’s Freehold and you’ll get that one).
When Pax America is no longer the world’s only superpower and we have the credibility of say, Andorra on the world stage, you’ll feel you had a part in it right?
When our military is disarmed and all wearing Blue-Helmets commanded by the Jamjaweed General of the Week, you can thank yourselves for re-entering the World Community and feel ohh so much better about yourself.
Go ahead, laugh your asses of at We The People that tried to make you see the light, toss whatever slurs, slanders and what have you at us, but we still stand steadfast in keeping America the Last Great Hope for the World.
Have your fun, hell have more than your share of fun, but mark THESE words, a day of reckoning will come and you’d best be on the right side of that one. I know you don’t believe in Christianity as it’s an outdated, primitive culture, but if that’s the case it can’t hurt you to read the Book of Revelations now can it? Try it on for size and exercise your tiny, infantile, hold-your-hand out for handouts brains to grasp what it says and ponder the implications.
Enjoy your day in the Sun, cavorting with purple dinosaurs, hope, change and singing kumbayah, while it lasts and trust us, it won’t be all that long.
Just in case you didn’t read it correctly the first time (I know reading isn’t your strong suit) Fuck you all very much, now bring it on, it’s only the first quarter and you got the first down. Have a ball until the ferryman demands payment.
The ferryman has come indeed and millions will be forced by “Hope and Change” to pay the ticket. You chose to be the pawns in a game that has seen nothing but Epic Fail throughout history.
Still so smug about being part of something historic? *crickets chirping*
I thought so.
No, not for military strikes against jihadis
As a resident of the Pacific Rim, as a citizen of the Oceanic region..and as a human being that knows, respects and cares for our friends in the Philppines…thank you.
Your kindness and compassion will be remembered.
And if you don’t like it, Comrade Most High Obama decrees that you get to keep it anyway. Period.
Having a child diagnosed with cancer is an unimaginable ordeal for any family, and adding any challenges on top of it can seem overwhelming. Paul and Jami Porter of Kaysville learned last week their insurance plan was terminated under the Affordable Care Act, more than 3 1/2 months into their daughter’s fight with undifferentiated sarcoma began. Six-year-old Ellie Porter, who has had one kidney removed, just wrapped up her radiation treatments and is expected to be done with chemotherapy around the first of the year.
Little Ellie had better stay in remission, then, because Uncle Obama has decreed that the plan her parents could afford and which has kept her alive is substandard and must be killed. Even if it ends up killing her as well.
The Common Good™ wants its omelet, and if that means cracking a few six-year-olds, then so be it.
Bravo, Obama voters. Voting to murder six-year-old girls. You must be so proud of yourselves.
WE certainly won’t forget your efforts. Nope. Your names are right here, on the list.
Believe us on that one.
And sleep with one eye open. Forever more.
UPDATE: LC readerjp, GLOR, gives us another happy story about the Glories of Socialist ObamaCare. Meet young Hunter Alford:
He is normal in every way, except this 7-year-old already plays guitar and keyboards and has his heart set on learning to fiddle.
Something else sets Hunter apart.
He was born with a rare form of cancer and lost his health insurance just after Obamacare went into effect.
Americans were told the health-care law was designed to help children just like Hunter, born with a deadly pre-existing condition and little means to pay for expensive treatments.
And American voters, being terminally ignorant, utterly ignored every single voice pointing out that this was not only a colossal lie, it was also a financial impossibility. But that’s what you get for trying to teach lobotomized sheep basic arithmetic. They see the words “free shit” and they go stampeding like a herd of hippopotami in whatever direction they’re told.
The Affordable Care Act was not supposed to take away the insurance these most-vulnerable children already had and leave them utterly defenseless against a life-threatening disease.
Oh yes it was. Indeed it was. It was the plan all along, you drooling fucktards. Harry Kiddy Diddler Reid himself, not to mention Der FUBAR, clearly stated numerous times that ObamaCare was just one step on the way to Socialist HellCare. You didn’t hear? Oh, you were stampeding with the other fat, ignorant hippos to the feed trough, weren’t you? Kind of hard to hear amidst all the trampling, mewling, mooing and baaing. What’s more, Obama was briefed right early on, along with his fellow goons, by their own advisors that people were going to lose their plans and they were FINE with that. So fine, in fact, that not only did they NOT do anything to prevent it, Obama sent his darling, Frau Mengele Sebelius, off to make sure to add regulations that would increase the number of people losing their plans.
Just how fucking, INEXCUSABLY DEAF, DUMB AND FUCKED UP CAN YOU MORONS POSSIBLY BE??? What? We didn’t stencil it on a 100 feet tall billboard and beat you in the face with it for a week? So fucking sorry. We thought that you cluefucked retards at least understood plain ENGLISH. Obviously we were wrong. Not too terribly encumbered by an excess of book learning, are you, O Masters of the Universe™?
That was step 1. Force everybody onto the Socialist “Exchanges.” Step 2? Wait for them to collapse as they must when healthy individuals refuse to sign up for healthcare they don’t need and want and with no penalty for not doing so as ObamaCare states, clearly, that they can just sign on at the moment they need it, if ever. Who’s going to subsidize the very sick, very expensive people who DO sign up, you fucking Einsteins? The Healthcare Fairy? Step 3: Declare that the Evil Insurance Industry (who not only sold, they fucking PAID for the rope that the Socialist Democrats were going to hang them with, which is at very least poetic justice) has “destroyed the health care insurance market” and that Something Needs to Be Done™. Which means, since we won’t have a private insurance industry anymore, ta-fucking-DA: Socialist HellCare!
We TOLD you that. Over and over and over and over and over and OVER again we TOLD you that, you imbeciles, but you knew better, didn’t you? You knew better than somebody who had more than three decades of inside experience with that sort of thing. You just KNEW and this whole collapse is just SUCH a surprise. Who could have FORESEEN?
Go die in a fire. We warned you. We’ll bring the s’mores.
From the ever awesome Francis W. Porretto, to whom I’ll always owe a debt, there’s this from Oleg of the People’s Cube:
I have seen the future and ran away.
At first the move to America from the former USSR made me feel as though I had made a jump in time, from the stagnant depraved past into a distant dynamic future.
There was an abundance of commonly available futuristic contraptions, machines, and appliances that made everyday existence easier and more enjoyable. Less obvious but just as exciting was the media’s openness: I no longer needed to read between the lines to know what was happening.
Most importantly, there was honesty, dignity, and respect in relations among people.
Today I’m feeling like a time traveler again.
Only this time the productive, honest and self-reliant America is vanishing in the past, as we are quickly approaching the all too familiar future.
It is the future of equal poverty, one-party rule, media mooching, government looting, bureaucratic corruption, rigged elections, underground literature, half-whispered jokes, and the useful habit of looking over your shoulder.
It was nice living in America before it changed the course and followed Obama’s direction “Forward,” which, according to my compass, is pointing backward.
All of a sudden I find myself playing the role of a comrade from the future, helping my new compatriots to navigate the quagmire ahead of us.
First of all: I’m not going to diminish what Oleg went through by pretending that I came from the same thing. I came from socialism, yes, but it was the “gentle, velvet-fisted” kind. No threats of Gulags, just the prospect of limited choices, endless nannying by the government and the knowledge that it would always be the same because, let’s face it, you’re just a dumb citizen who doesn’t know what’s good for him so let us take care of you. Forever.
But I do see the unraveling of the amazing, at times even confusing and somewhat frightening (but liberating) freedom of coming to these shores, everything that made me immediately fall in love with this country that I can now call my own. I remember the standard response to any idea that might have popped up in my head when I first got here, ideas about what I’d like to do, what would be truly amazing, stuff I’d always wanted to do but the opportunities just weren’t ever there. Ideas that would always be met, where I come from, with mostly “something wrong with where you are?” or “sure, sounds nice, but what if it doesn’t work?” or even the more malicious socialist version, “you think you’re special? What makes you think that you should have what others can’t have?”
The standard response in America That Was was “why don’t you go for it?”
I remember seeing grocery stores loaded with more choices that I could comprehend, I remember seeing a hospital bed that wasn’t something that looked like a bus stop with 4 patients crammed to a room and wondering “what? This is a hospital? I’ve slept in hotels that were worse than this place!” I remember being asked when I’d like a minor surgery scheduled and almost falling out of my chair when I was told I could have it done the same week. Out-patient. Covered by insurance. And if the morning didn’t suit me, we could do it in the afternoon.
What? No 8 month waiting list? No mandatory assignment to when there was a slot open, pending last minute changes of course. You mean to say I can choose which facility and even which surgeon is to operate on me? Are you KIDDING ME?
And all of that is going away, thanks to imbeciles who vote for who they think will give them enough “free” goodies, which will end up exactly how it has ended up every single other place in the world it’s been tried. And what makes it even worse for me, personally, is that as I’m seeing that my native country is realizing the error of those ways and moving in the direction of what the U.S. used to be, with freedom and choice, the U.S. is moving backwards into the failed models of the past, hell bent and determined on repeating the mistakes of thousands of years’ worth of idiots before them.
It’s like I’m caught on the set of Groundhog Day, only it’s for real this time.
Worse, still, it’s like I’m watching a disaster unfold and I’m screaming at the top of my lungs what has to be done to stop it, but no sound appears to be coming from my mouth.
I’m running from a monster in my dreams, but my legs refuse to move.
I’ve seen this movie before. I’ve seen it a hundred times before. I know what will happen, I know how it will end but, unlike those movies where you almost yell at the screen for the protagonist to not, for the love of G-d, open that door, I’m actually HERE, I’m IN the damn movie, finally able to yell at the real, live characters, but either they’re deaf or my vocal chords have been paralyzed.
So all I can do is to watch, helplessly, as they open the door and get torn apart by a giant, bloodthirsty monster. And I know that I’m next on the menu.
Dear America, I tried to tell you that there was a monster behind that door. You wouldn’t listen. I’ll be damned if I’ll let it eat me too.
And anybody else who doesn’t want to be eaten form up behind me or alongside me. Form up ahead of me if you like, I’ll follow if you have a plan.
We’ve got some monster killing to do. And yes, I DO mean killing. Because I’m tired of this shit repeating itself over and over again.
Kill a socialist. You’ll feel better if you do. And it makes the Baby Jesus smile.
Remember the guy who got on FOX to talk about how Lying King Obama’s promise of “keeping your doctor and health plan. Period” didn’t quite work out for him? Bill Elliot? The guy who has cancer and, rather than bankrupting his family has chosen to “let nature takes its cause?” Yeah, that guy. Guess what?
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So the glorious ObamaCare.duh Epic Fail™ isn’t done being the gift that keeps on giving, huh? Well, if anything was to shake His Imperial Majesty out of his post-Thanksgiving tryptophane-induced somnolence syndrome (that’s a real medical term. We just made it up almost entirely ourself), a rip-roaring belly laugh would do the trick. And we’re
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One of our fine LCs — HempRopeAndStreetlight drops a righteous rant on our heads in my previous post that is waaaaay too awesome not to give it a post all it’s own. Take it away my friend. What in the hell is stopping you? light it up and see how far you get and how
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I’m sitting here on the back porch this morning after few busy but awesome days of Thanksgiving. I have a nice warm fire going in our pit that’s taking the slight chill off the morning air and 25 feet away there are 8 does, a buck and two fawns munching away at the corn we
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On this Thanksgiving Day of 2013, it is important that we gather our families around us and give thanks for the simple things that motivate our lives: our families and friends; our faith and the daily rewards of our own hard work. We celebrate life on this day with great food and drink, and the
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John Podhoretz makes a lot of good points about how the Lying King Obama Misadministration got so brazen about lying and breaking the law, most of them having to do with the Democrat Socialist Party’s National Socialist Party Loyalty Uber Alles, which is true, and the so-called “press” being so far into Obama’s pants that
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