Exterminate Those Paleoswinian Animals. ALL of Them!!!

That too strong for you? Go fuck yourselves! Go fuck yourselves to death with a rusty chainsaw! Go fuck yourselves AND your families to death! While pres__ent Ogabe is working on his stroke on the back nine when not bitching about how Israel needs to quit building residencies on their own land to avoid “inflaming”

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Death. Death to ALL of Them!

One of our Imperial Sestrichki alerted us to a bit of news that had somehow managed to scoot under our radar. A gunman shouting “Allahu Akbar” opened fire on a bus carrying U.S. airmen in Frankfurt, Germany, killing two and wounding two others before his gun jammed and he was subdued, officials said. An ethnic

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Is There Some Vital Nuance We’re Missing Here?

You know, with this whole Egypt thing that we’ve kind of sort of following out of the corner of our Imperial Eye. We mean, we know we’re far too simplisme (for the likes of Jacques ChIRAQ anyway) and that we lack the vital nuancing skills that seem to mean “whatever you do, make sure it

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Great Moments in Premature Explodulation

Seems the Domodedovo attack wasn’t the first such attempt, only the first one turned out… poorly for the wannabe explodulator (h/t LC Intellectual Conservative). The “Black Widow” bomber, who may belong to the group that attacked Moscow’s Domodedovo airport on Monday, planned to set off her suicide belt near Red Square, potentially killing hundreds of

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What the Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity-FUCK? OVER???

So a bunch of Misunderstanders of the Peaceful Religion of Islam™ decide to blow up a Coptic New Year’s service in Alexandria, murdering 21 and injuring 79 others, and pee-wee-sident Hussein has this to say?: The attack on a church in Alexandria, Egypt caused 21 reported deaths and dozens of injured from both the Christian

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