L’Etat, C’est Moi!

Reichskanzler Ogabe isn’t even trying to hide it anymore. If, indeed, he ever was trying to hide it but, you know, to point out the obvious is RAAAAACIST! The Obama administration said Wednesday that it will no longer defend the constitutionality of a federal law banning the recognition of same-sex marriage, specifically a portion of

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What if They Had a SOTU and Nobody Gave a F*ck?

That pretty much describes how we feel and no, in case you’re wondering, we didn’t watch it either. If we want to watch that sort of thing, we’ll hit YouTube up for old videos of Mussolini. We really don’t need to waste our time with his understudy. But we did catch a few highlights from

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Ogabe Beclowned Again

It must be this “smart diplomacy” we keep hearing about. You know, traveling the world apologizing for the “eeeeevil” that is America, groveling, bowing and licking the shoes of every single one of our enemies, spitting our traditional allies in the face every chance he gets, you name it. Ogabe sure brought some “change.” We

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Ogabe Speech Open Thread

Because if we don’t put it here, it’ll end up dominating other threads. Our only take on it is this: Sure, he stayed well away from joining in the blood libel but what exactly did you expect? This has been his number one play since he started running for office: “Always stay above the thuggish

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What the Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity-FUCK? OVER???

So a bunch of Misunderstanders of the Peaceful Religion of Islam™ decide to blow up a Coptic New Year’s service in Alexandria, murdering 21 and injuring 79 others, and pee-wee-sident Hussein has this to say?: The attack on a church in Alexandria, Egypt caused 21 reported deaths and dozens of injured from both the Christian

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