Darwin Weekly Award Winner [Update]

I think I’m safe saying that we’ve all had one of those “hold my beer and watch this Bubba” moments, but sometimes even those are exceeded by something that’s beyond any sane person’s understanding. This is one of them. This moron test subject decided to try placing a red, fire ant nest in his skivvies,

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Lions and Tigers and WiFi….Oh My !!!

Well here we go again with the latest hysteria over portions of the electromagnetic spectrum. WiFi signals. Trial lawyers around the country must be drooling and pitching pup-tents over this nonsense. NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) — From using cell phones and computers to watching movies online, wireless technology has made life easier. But now, some say

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Economic Idiocy On Display

In the Peepuls Republik of Kaliforniastan™ of course. California City to Buy Chinese Electric Buses Financed by Taxpayers.. The City of Long Beach Transit Authority decides naturally to go green and buys 10 electric buses from the Chinese for a whopping $12 million fleeced from the local taxpayers. $1.2 million dollars….each….that is one pricey bus

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Meanwhile, Godzilla and Mothra Continue to NOT Appear

…but we’ll be damned if we’re going to be the last blog to report the Nuclear Zombie Apocalypse, whether it actually is going to happen or not because, well, WE NEED OUR CLICKS TO KEEP THE CRAZY AD MONEY ROLLING! UPDATE: Just saw on Anderson Cooper that radiation levels in the middle of the core

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Dumbest Defense of Mitch “Fwenchie” Daniels Yet

Writes RINOglican Apologist Avik Roy at NRO: Conservatives who criticize Daniels for his stance on the right-to-work legislation remind me a bit of liberals who called Obama a coward for abandoning the public option in 2010. Obama said often that single-payer health care was his preferred approach, but that he simply didn’t have the votes

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Idiot Glowbull Wormening Cultist Compares Michael Mann to Galileo

Or something similarly stupendously senseless. Remember the old saying about an infinite amount of monkeys with an infinite amount of typewriters? It appears that His Majesty has located one of the monkeys, although it obviously still has a long way to go before it produces anything worthwhile. We will, to spare you, leave out the

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Railroading Idiots

Just a few thoughts on the “let’s build railroads for the WIN!” idiocy emanating from King Ogabe’s Idiocratic Misadministration these days since nobody else seems to be posting worth a damn in spite of the generous salary and benefit plan offered to our Imperial Staff. Take it from somebody who grew up in a country

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Glowbull Wormening Does it Again! (UPDATED)

Plus, Paul “Enron Advisor” Krugman proves, once more, that he’s a blathering idiot with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Unless providing people with an IQ above that of boiled leeks with an endless source of hysterical laughter counts which, we suppose, it might. Actually, we’re not entirely fair here. When he claims that Glowbull Wormening caused

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And While We’re on the Subject of Rampant Mental Illness

We give you Al Gore, high priest of the Cult of Wormening. And you can keep him. Please. It’s not that we’re particularly surprised that he recently blamed record snowfalls and unprecedented cold spells on, wait for it, global warming. Him and his cult seems to trip over words and shove their feet in their

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Will Somebody Please Wake Us Up From This Nonsense?

We’ve just come to the conclusion that what our government needs isn’t a major change in personnel, what they need more than anything else is a mandatory psychiatric evaluation with involuntary commitment for the headcases among them. Such as the EPA, the agency that none (at least the effeminate wankers in the “pragmatic” wing of

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Will Nobody Stop Those Haters and Terrorists?

The notorious Tea Party fanatics at Politico, those violence-inciting, murderous, uncivil, extremist, right wing animals, are calling for the assassination of politicians all across the nation with a map riddled with dangerous crosshairs.

Birth Certificate Update

Yes. We know that you’re all dying to hear about that subject again and we, being ever the benevolent Emperor, cannot deny your wishes, no matter how much you’ve never actually expressed them, so let’s get to it. As you may know, the newly elected Governor Abercrombie (now with less Fitch) of Hawaii started out

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Chutzpah Alert

If it wasn’t so sad, it would be hilariously funny. OK, we take it back. It’s hilariously fucking funny no matter how you put it. The liberals are bent out of shape because Glenn Beck has accurately quoted Frances Fox Piven (yes, THAT Piven, of Cloward-Piven infamy), the well-known radical leftist known for, apart from

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Olberdouche “Na Na Na Na” Open Thread

Seeing as how the subject of today seems to be Cock, these joyous news, brought to us by LC Jaybear, deserve a thread of their own. Only thing is: What liberal cockweasel is going to be our go-to for vicious mockery now that Bathtub Keef is gone? Who is going to top Keef “Dramatic Hamster”

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Chuckling at Chuckles

Today, Chuckles the Tadpole Queen is in high dudgeon over Rick Santorum noting a certain inconsistency in Chuckles’ god king Ogabe’s rhetoric, saying the following: “The question is, and this is what Barack Obama didn’t want to answer — is that human life a person under the Constitution?” he said. “And Barack Obama says no.

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