Darwin Weekly Award Winner [Update]

I think I’m safe saying that we’ve all had one of those “hold my beer and watch this Bubba” moments, but sometimes even those are exceeded by something that’s beyond any sane person’s understanding. This is one of them. This moron test subject decided to try placing a red, fire ant nest in his skivvies,

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Lions and Tigers and WiFi….Oh My !!!

Well here we go again with the latest hysteria over portions of the electromagnetic spectrum. WiFi signals. Trial lawyers around the country must be drooling and pitching pup-tents over this nonsense. NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) — From using cell phones and computers to watching movies online, wireless technology has made life easier. But now, some say

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Bureaucracy In Action

As most of you know, I recently found myself within the ranks of the unemployed and am really just loving the ever living shit out of dealing with bureaucracy in action. I’ve decided to swallow what little pride I’ve left and apply for whatever crumbs the Lonestar State chooses to give me, but I’m wondering

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New Scientific Discovery

The heaviest element known to science The CSIRO (Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organization) has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element is Governmentium ( Gv ). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312

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Four Great Religious Truths

During these serious and trying times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as G-d’s chosen people. 2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world. 4. Baptists do not recognize

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Poshol Na Khuy!

Or why you should never try to regulate cock rings. At least unless you want to be mocked mercilessly. Over to you, sestrichka!

Great Moments in Premature Explodulation

Seems the Domodedovo attack wasn’t the first such attempt, only the first one turned out… poorly for the wannabe explodulator (h/t LC Intellectual Conservative). The “Black Widow” bomber, who may belong to the group that attacked Moscow’s Domodedovo airport on Monday, planned to set off her suicide belt near Red Square, potentially killing hundreds of

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