We Guess Old Gropey Has Been Given His Marching Orders
Barely had old Gropey Biden announced that he wanted to be in the Prozi Klown Kar of the 2020 Prozi Primaries before the first torpedo hit below the waterline. We're…
A Movie to Watch
We only just recently learned of Unplanned, the movie. As a matter of fact, the main reason we learned of it was that the oh-so-very-not-censoring Twatter suddenly banned the producers'…
“Trump is a failure” – REALLY?
Instead of adding to the growing thread, I think I will just leave this here for your enjoyment. One of the accomplishments not included is very recent, the ongoing talks…
Our Schadenboner Just Won’t Stop Growing
At which point should we go see a doctor? (Thanks, Ace). The sense of mourning started to take hold over the weekend, after Attorney General William P. Barr said that…
My Schadenboner is bigger than the Emperor’s
On this auspicious occasion of the Mueller report being submitted, which, as we all know, meant what we said it did two years ago..Mueller aint got shit I leave you…
Two by Two, Hands of Blue
Land of the free pic.twitter.com/ulHB7osOEN— Quoth the Raven (@QTRResearch) March 19, 2019 Overheard at security gate: TSA employee #1: "So, when do you get off today?" TSA employee #2, noticing…
Things You WON’T Read About in the News
As Breitbart News alone reported among major news outlets, Fulani jihadists racked up a death toll of over 120 Christians over the past three weeks in central Nigeria, employing machetes…
That’s the Problem With Mobs…
Inevitably, their bloodlust reaches such a fever pitch that they start eating their own. Like Robert Francis O'Rourke (which is about as Waspy of a name as we ever heard,…
And So the Wheel Turns…
We can't quite adequately describe how disgusted, appalled and furious we were to learn of the brutal massacre in Christchurch the other day, and that's saying something for somebody like…
Here’s To You, Brother
Here's To You, Brother.Please take a moment to remember one of the coolest, smartest and snarkiest bastards to ever grace the pages of The Rott, LC EFA (aka Eric Faine).…
But, We Expected Ponies, Dammit!
We've noticed a certain war-weariness in some quarters on the rational side of the political divide. Not like ours, we're just sick of pissing into the wind, yet we can't…
The Obligatory “We’re Not Dead” Thread
Not really obligatory, as a matter of fact we're both humbled and amazed that anybody still reads them, but we are, indeed, still here. If nothing else, then out of…
Yes, We’re Still Alive
And if nobody really wonders or cares, we blame all of that on ourselves. But we at least owe to to whomever still checks out this site to see if…