But, Muh COLLUSION!
Our breathless wait (yawning isn't breathing, is it?) for a conclusion to Herr Müller of the Gest... er, FIB's "investigation" into Trump/Russian COLLUUUUUUUSION™ has finally ended as we learn that…
Journalistic “Standards”
When I teach a concealed weapons class I always stress to my students to be extremely wary of how the presstitutes describe new firearms laws when they roll out, and…
You Better Learn How to Spread Those Legs of Yours
Those EUrotwits. Why, in our day, the Sabine women at least had the good sense to try to run away! Thatisall.
American Stasi
So let's see if we got this right: Sunday, the Director of FIB finally reviews The Memo. Monday, McCabe suddenly is demoted, sorry, resigns, sorry, is removed. We're trying to…
You Say That as if it’s a Bad Thing?
'Dossier' firm says U.S. senator's leaks endanger its employees https://t.co/fFvzgjdgTB pic.twitter.com/78CfRdognO— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) January 30, 2018 We're trying very hard here to contain our... something. Thatisall.
Shortest, Most Boring Apocalypse EVER!
We were promised hordes of malnourished bureaucrats roaming the frozen streets, huddling together in dumps, lighting a fire with crumpled pages of the Federal Register to keep warm. We were…
The Glorious Post Obama Race Relations
Racism is alive and well after the Great Pax Obama, the Era of The One. The SJW crowd will screech incoherently in agreement and point a rage induced trembling finger…
Great Moments in National Socialist Hellcare
Or, as they abbreviate it in the caliphate of Britain, the "NHS." Biological women who legally define themselves as men will not be routinely scanned for breast and cervical cancer,…
The Great Vaginal Exodus
Yes pups, today is the anniversary of our Great Imperators liberation from the Ovarian Bastille. Since I value my life I will refrain from mentioning what year this occurred. Happy…
Great Moments in Governance (UPDATED)
The good citizens of Hawaii got a major scare when some otherwise unemployable government drone accidentally sent out a state wide warning that a ballistic missile was inbound, with an…
Shitholes are Gonna Shithole
Apparently the latest GOTCHA! from the increasingly hysterical ProziMedia and their Cuck enablers is that the President allegedly called shitholes shitholes. Allegedly, because the only "reliable sources" we have are…
Dear President Trump:No I am not tired of winning
Source For all the kicking and screaming and tantrums of the "Educated Left", they are now chowing down on a massive meal of CROW. The rabid NeverTrumpers ranted and raved…
“Pour Some Sugar On Me”
Unless you're in Seattle, because it has become rather too expensive there. Seattle Sugar Tax Raises Soda Prices by 75 Percent Now that's some change Seattle-ites can believe in! Especially…
Santa Claus was in the SS or Something and, by the Way, Trump is Still LITERALLY HITLER™
Don't say we didn't get anything for Christmas last year. We got the most incandescently inane Hitler comparison we think we've ever seen, courtesy of some rag called Newsweek, whose…