Dude, Step Away From The Screen
Not that it's going to do this particular teen any good now but, what the fuck, His Majesty is all about Publick Service, so consider this an announcement of such…
Gee, Poindexter, You Don’t SAY?
The economy must be getting bad out there, since See-B.S. is now allowing their writers to acknowledge what's been obvious since, we don't know, 2009 to anybody who wasn't a…
White House to DoD Contractors: That Whole “It’s the Law Thing?” Not in an Election Year, it Isn’t
"Because, you know, sending out 2.1 million (that's six zeroes, which is six times more than we have in the Oval Office) pink slips on November 2nd? Not good for…
Ted Cruz Wins!
OK, so maybe the exclamation mark was a bit unnecessary since His Imperial Majesty, being a Texan, actually never doubted that he would. But his Texas Two Step all over…