Oh, How We Laughed
Nobody does it better than the Chicago Tribune. Prime Minister Theresa May and colleagues in Britain’s government reconfirm the quality and effectiveness of her nation’s police and intelligence work. Sorry,…
Breaking: Russian Super Spy Assassin GRU Sekrit Poison Murderers Contact Media
As professional hitmen from shadowy government murder agencies so often do. You can watch the whole thing here. Turns out that the two specially trained Spetznaz-level super murderers are a…
Skripaling Into World War III
(A post which will undoubtedly reveal His Imperial Majesty as a RUSSIAN BOT!!!1!. Or somebody smarter than a potted plant). The increasingly ludicrous three-ringed circus that is the Skripal case…
Yes, We’re Still Here
Just a quick "hello" from our ignoble self to let you know that we haven't disappeared or forsworn intemperate blogging fore'er more. Just a lot busier than usual and weighed…
Theresa “Ravensbrück” May: “Genocide and Theft is Fine, as Long as it’s ‘Legal'”
The more we learn about Reichskanzlerin May, the more we're convinced that she's Angela "Luder" Merkel in drag. Recently, she announced, while kissing the arses of the genocidal regime in…
Latest Pearlclutching Moment
So it appears that the entirety of the Prozi and Cucksphere had a synchronized fainting couch moment when it turned out that the staff in charge of raising and lowering…
Have We Reached Peak Stupidity™ Yet?
Going by experience, most likely not. But the virtue signaling Prozis are certainly climbing up that hill as fast as they can: ELKHART LAKE, Wis. (AP) — Lilly Diabetes has…
Return this man
I will not speak of his politics, nor will I sully this sad day with vitriol or anger. Rotties, I bid you stand. Let it be forever known this man…
Progressive Socialist Once Again Reminds Americans Where Their Party’s Real Priorities Lie
Spoiler: It's not with the Americans they claim to represent. This week, we have Fauxcahontas, her of the famous Cherokee Crab in Mayonnaise recipe (finding and catching the majestic Oklahoman…
The Question Isn’t Why Brennan’s Security Clearance Was Revoked
It's "why and how in the Hades did he get one to begin with?" Correct us if we're wrong, but wasn't Brennan the young Communist who voted for the Communist…
“Not Enemies of the People” Engaging in Illegal Juror Intimidation in Manafort Case
Remember when CNN threatened a kid who created a funny gif mocking them with doxxing the hell out of him unless he publicly apologized and promised never to make fun…
National Socialist Caught Celebrating the Murder of Jews
This certainly goes a long way towards explaining the British Labour Party's pro-mooselimb, anti-British policies. British Labor Party leader Jeremy Corbyn was forced to admit he attended a ceremony in…
A Pity He Missed the Remake of Psycho
But maybe they'll do it once again, just for him. Looks like somebody finally got around to shit-canning Peter Strzok, the pathological liar extraordinaire of the FIB, who then immediately…
Least Surprising News of the Week
Allegedly Keith Ellison is a woman-beating, abusing arsehole. My name is Austin Monahan and I am writing this letter on behalf of me and my brother. My brother and I…