It’s the Economy, Party of Stoopid!
Todd Akins is sacrificed on the alter of political correctness, but unfortunately for his addle-pated GOP executioners, he won't hold still for the killing stroke. OblameBush's fifth column in the…
While Subversive, Counterrevolutionary, Doubleplusungood Thinking is Still Allowed
We give you this awesome music video and an Open Thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzHAlwEK7a4 We didn't reach out to the DNCMedia for their reaction, because we already know it: "That is some…
Your Sunday “In Over His Jugeared Head” Funny
Found at Bill's place: President Obama told the AP that the moment that could finally shake up a close president race “could come in the three debates Obama and Romney…
RIP, Neil Alden Armstrong
The first man on the Moon, Neil Alden Armstrong, passed away today at the age of 82. We will miss you, Neil, you and all that you stood for. It…
It’s Time To Stop Those Birthers!
So sayeth the Ogabe campaign and the DNCMedia (but we repeat ourself) in their latest attempt to create a distraction after Romney jokingly said that at least nobody's ever asked…
False Flag Op At GOP Convention?
In which we put on our tinfoil hat after something we found over at the Six Meat Buffet: That Biden visit to Tampa got my wheels spinning. What the hell…
Basic Things That Liberal Fascists Don’t Understand
Because, in our infinite Imperial Wisdom, we've decided that it might be helpful to explain things in terms so simple that even a liberal might get it. A tall order,…
Doing the Liberal Fascists’ Dirty Work For Them
When we find ourself thinking that Mike Fuckabee is actually making sense, then we have to start worrying. But he is, in spite of what Allahpundit and the rest of…
Hooray! Uncle Choo Choo Is Back on the Campaign Trail!
We were worried that the Ogabe campaign might have accidentally picked up a clue when they sent Joe Robinette "Choo Choo" Biden back to the nursing home last week, but…
How to Confuse a Yankee, Part #2,338
In which we observe Mitt Romney using the phrase "Obama, Bless His Heart, Has Tried To Substitute Government For Free People", upon which every pundit North of the Mason-Dixon Line's…
Best. Photo. Ever.
And this is NOT a Photoshop, this is an actual Roto-Reuters photo. Sure, it is BEGGING to be Photoshopped, but... No words. Just perfect: Thatisall. Imperial Photoshoppers: Get to work!
Right Blogosphere Steps on Own Dick Again
...but at least this time they caught themselves screwing the pooch after a number of people, our Imperial Self included, had helpfully pointed it out to them. The liberal smear…
Anybody Looking For a New Used Car?
Because if you are, then we've got news for you. Not ours, we're not letting go of that one until it explodes, but we were finally able to check in…
Will He Or Won’t He?
So far, the jury is still out on whether or not Akin will withdraw in Missouri and the clock is ticking. As we think that we've made clear, we don't…
With Friends Like the “Right” Wing Blogosphere, Who Needs Enemies?
Now that the circular firing squad has commenced firing for effect, it's quite clear that Akin's candidacy is quite dead, no matter what he actually said, and quite a few…