Either Way, We’re Moving to Canada
No, we're not. Not a chance, but seriously (h/t LC hilljohnny): Leading Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich has failed to meet the requirements to be in the presidential primary election…
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
As a fitting "OK, we're out of here, it's Christmas", we present this week's edition of the Tribal Update, courtesy of Caroline Glick, complete with a EUrabian Christmas Carol. Shabbat…
First Wookie Aspiring to One Day Become a Dog
Who needs the perks of being first lady when you can be pampered like the first pooch? That was Michelle Obama’s thinking when she told Barbara Walters that she’d like…
Fourth Greatest President Evah!
We're sorry (no we're not), but King Narcissus Hussein Ogabe's "I'm the fourth greatest president!" moment just never gets old and, besides, this ad is just brutal. In a very,…
The Sort of Thing You Expect from The Grauniad
Yet mock, we much... we must... and we will much… about… that… be committed. (h/t The Other McCain). Somebody needs to be committed, that's for sure: No one questions that…
Who Could Have Foreseen?
News out of Iraq, now that president Peace Bringer Hussein has surrendered: BAGHDAD — A wave of bombings ripped across Baghdad on Thursday morning, killing at least 69 people and…
How to Get Disowned by Your Family in Three Easy Steps
In which we get inexcusably long-winded yet again, but such is the way of an Emperor and, besides, we need to say it again. Feel free to skip if it…
Do WHAT Now? Come Again, Do WHAT?
OK, this is the last bloody straw for His Imperial Majesty (h/t Ace): As homosexual Army soldier Bradley Manning’s treason trial continues at Fort Meade, Maryland, the support he has…
A Hope and Changey Christmas
Found at the Black Republican. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMCOwq_JzHE
Damn, Ogabe Must Be in Need of a Distraction
Because apparently he allowed Sheriff Joe "Choo Choo" Biden to speak in public again. Old Senile Uncle Joe on the Taliban: Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy.…
Hooray for Double-Speak!
Presented without further ado, the Quote of the Day from Bill Quick: Okay, explain something to me, please. The fellating tools and hack propagandists at the Washington Post assure us…
The Case For Perry
LC Tallulah, GLOR, mentioned it in a comment before we could even get around to it, but credit where credit is due. Ace makes a strong case for Governor Rick…
It’s The Little Things,
...like an early Christmas present from a brother to bring you back to what's really important in this life. Y'all may have noticed my absence lately. In between the celebratory…
Occutards Publish “Police Brutality Coloring Book”
(h/t Ace's sidebar). To raise awareness in an ironic way over what Occupy Wall Street sympathizers are calling police brutality over some actions from law enforcement against activists, 46 artists…