Public Announcements

First of all, let me apologize for my unconscionably long absence. There are reasons for it, but I should have put up a notice that I hadn't died or left…

Things are hectic around the Imperial Palace, finances are awfully, uncomfortably tight and boy do we need a vacation BUT... There is nothing on Earth we'd rather be than an…

It's that yearly thing, retreating from the busy running of the Empire, entertaining family from abroad and so on, which is why we're terribly absent from our duties, trusting our…

May the L-rd continue to keep, bless and protect you from evil because there sure is a lot of that around these days. We stand together against it, though, the…

Oh yes, a thud indeed. Sorry, I've been out of it for a while. What, the holidays and all, but a damnable case of the interminable cruds as well, more…

We may be a cold, cynical, warmongering Emperor, but we do not have a heart of stone. So when we saw this deeply touching, moving and heart-wrenching PSA, we just…

Drat... Just noticed that the login and register links don't work anymore. The login from the left sidebar works (but the register/lost password links are missing), but if you're anywhere…

We remember our fallen heroes. Never forget! Thatisall.

Happy Turkey Day to all of you. I hope you don't have to deal with too many garbage diaper-babies in your families hell bent on destroying the holiday, and I…

So it's about to be crunch time, and we'd like to open with a quote from LC and IB Socklessjoe in this most excellent post that deserves to be read…

...we should like to remind all current day Daesholes, Prozis and assorted other worthless wastes of skin that, whereas we Americans may be slow to anger and action, Heaven help…

"How can it be happy?", you might ask, pointing rightly to the seemingly endless line of grievances, insults, defeats and crimes our beloved Republic has suffered at the hands of…

...it is my sad duty to report that LC Brendan's beloved wife, Marion, passed into the arms of the L-rd yesterday. She fought as bravely as any and then some,…

I wish I could be the bearer of good news or, at the very least, some silly news that one might conceivably laugh at, and that time will come. Right…