Congrats all Around!
We interrupt the regularly scheduled outbursts of cynical sarcasm to bring you the news that our sestrichka Nicki now has herself her very own Marine, her daughter Sarah! And to…
Fat Old Bald RINO Most Certainly Gone Insane
Imagine what His Imperial Majesty thought when he read this baffling bullshit, fresh from the flapping jaws of RINOcrat Karl Rove. “I don’t think the tea party is going to…
Great White Whale Harpooned. RINOs, Hot Air Hardest Hit
There might be a tautology or a pleonasm hiding in that headline. Sorry about the frequent absences, His Majesty has been a bit under the weather. That and bad news,…
Jugears Ogabe Nominates Mumia to Head DoJ Civil Rights Division
Not quite. It's "only" the asshat race-baiting fuckwit who got his death sentence overturned. Ear Leader might as well have gone all the way. Now watch as the GOP and…
The Salt of Your Bitter, Disappointed Tears… It Nourishes Me…
We know we're probably going straight to hell for this, but we just can't help it. It just brings tears of laughter to our eyes when the progressive retards who…
News From Post-Racial Obamerikkka
Oh, and we're sure that it has nothing to do with NYC electing a bona fide communist, weak-on-crime mayor either because RACISTS! Don't follow this link to a story about…
Klimate Klownshoes Kicked In Krotchskys (Or “How Many Crows Can They Fit Into That Pie?”)
Just when we thought that the Circle-Jerk du Soleil: Klimate Klusterfuck show was over, Mother Gaia pulls on her Size 15 Mexican Roach Stompers and delivers yet another swift kick…
The Continuing Adventures of the Clitanic
It's already covered in the post below by our very own Imperial Torturer (if you lazy buggers bothered to follow the link, that is), but we thought it worth mentioning…
Kosmic Karmic Klimacomedy
In an ironic twist of fate that is so comical that Keepers of the Fates are pissing themselves from fits of laughter, the Apostles of the Church of Algorean Asininity…