The Brilliance Of Clarence Thomas
The Supreme Court recently ruled in Brown v. Entertainment a California law prohibiting the sale of violent video games directly to minors, as unconstitutional. The video game manufacturers held that…
Meanwhile, in the Empire…
His Imperial Majesty is still wondering just when an issue will surface on which the anointed "Only Candidate Who Can Win and Save the Nation", Mittens Obamneycare, actually happens to…
Romney Can Go Fuck Himself
But first His Imperial Majesty must apologize for having missed June 6th. Pulling double shifts for a bit to make ends meet does tend to make awareness of dates blurry,…
Yet Another Thing that His Imperial Majesty Hates With a Purple Passion
No, nothing earth-shattering, just one of those "little" things that annoys His Vileness no end that he feels a strange urge to bore you to sad tears with. But first:…
Let’s Celebrate Already
Because today is one heck of a day to do so. A huge thank you to everybody who has worked so hard, who has sacrificed so much, to get to…
Random Bee In Our Imperial Bonnet
Every once in a while we feel this overpowering urge to let all of you LCs know something, something really minor, that really annoys us to the point of going…
Hogs and Korans
Just to add to the absolutely sublimely spectacular rant of Ms. Barnhardt below, we think it's time for a reprise of the LC Crunchie Hog Hunt™ and its aftermath. Go…
Must Read
The LC contribution below. Read it all. Undying loyalty to our friends, eternal and uncompromising ruthlessness to our enemies. We cannot conquer hatred or envy, but we can control it…
The Jokes Just Write Themselves Here
Many is the time that His Imperial Majesty has held forth the British NHS as a perfect example of the horrors that await the citizens of the Empire should they…