Lucifer has a new playtoy

And I was wondering why the day seemed to be just a little brighter today.  I thought it was just the beginning of Spring.

Enjoy your stay in Hell Mother Fucker.

Time to break out the Champagne my Liege.


Already, spontaneous outbreaks of mourning are being reported all across the Empire [Emp.Misha]:

happy dance


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    Thank God for dead trolls!

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    I just want to forget that this piece of shit ever lived…….

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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Fred Phelps is dead. Good.

    (paraphrasing Bette Davis)

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    Eric Praline growls and barks:

    In honor of this auspicious occasion I give you the late Klaus Nomi singing Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead. I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.

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    The Mulatto Maker growls and barks:

    So, Impromptu Rott Party when time/place of the funeral is announced? :em01:

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    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    I would be happy to pour a bottle of fine Kentucky Bourbon on his grave, but I will have to pass it through my body first.

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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Proposed headline: Phred Phelps Phinally Phuqs Off:em04:

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    The Mulatto Maker growls and barks:

    LC Xystus says:

    Proposed headline: Phred Phelps Phinally Phuqs Off…

    Y’oughta change “Off” to “Oph” :em03:

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    I just wrote up my death notice for Phelps. I’m asking for assistance in choosing the right musical accompaniment for his send off.
    It really isn’t much of a eulogy, certainly nothing like the one I wrote up for Ted “The Swimmer” when he croaked, but I think it’s appropriate.

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    Retired Spook growls and barks:

    I won’t attend the funeral (there’s some things even a Spook won’t do), but I’ll be sure and send a nice letter saying that I approve.

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    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    Hope they make his headstone in the shape of a urinal, cause I’m sure he’s gonna have a lot of visitors pissing on his grave

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    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #10:

    “Creep” by Radiohead comes to mind. Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust” might do. But in this instance, I might suggest “Dead” by My Chemical Romance.

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    Darth Venomous growls and barks:

    Y’oughta change “Off” to “Oph”

    “Ophph” :em01:

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    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR growls and barks:

    All hope abandon, ye who enter here.

    Good riddance.


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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    The world is now a much better place.

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    Radical Redneck growls and barks:

    Would it surprise anyone that the dismal troll “Liberalmann” we discussed earlier is a huge fan of Dead Fred? Since his group always shit on military funerals/events he idolized him as a “fearless warrior against the Military Industrial Complex”.

    Yep, there is no subject/issue etc that they can’t Maximize the Vile™. :em04:

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    LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd growls and barks:

    While I can’t quite bring myself to tap dance on anyone’s grave, I will say this:

    He won’t be missed and he won’t be mourned. Let his name be stricken, let the page be turned and may he be forgotten forever.

    Didn’t know Liberalmann was a fan of Felchin’ Fred, but I’m not in the least surprised. He’s the quintessential liberal tough guy; he’ll insult anyone for any reason at any time as long as he’s safe behind his monitor, then scream “Censorship!” when someone threatens to delete his drivel.

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    LC Xealot growls and barks:

    This makes me almost feel sorry for Demons of the Pit. I mean, there going to have to do something with this guy, right?

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    Orion growls and barks:

    So….when and where’s the protest for this waste of genetic material’s funeral??


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    LC R6 growls and barks:

    I’d say a keger about 20 feet from his grave with a “Urinal” sign taped to the headstone. Invite the local college kids and replace floating kegs for 2 straight days.

    Float that fucker’s coffin right out of the ground on a sea of beer smelling piss.

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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    I cant attend this guys funeral..but I approve of it,.

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Misha: Speaking of demonic, THIS is something I hope you will broadcast.

    Actual And Literal Islamic Human Slaughterhouses For Christians Discovered:

    Saif Al-Adlubi told the story when the Egyptian butcher would examine the row of people who were waiting their execution. Al-Adlubi witnessed at least two Armenians who were waiting their turn to be slaughtered since no one paid their ransom, the sum of $100,000 each.

    “He grabbed the neck of one elderly Armenian Christian”, says Al-Adlubi, which the Egyptian butcher was about to slaughter. The Egyptian butcher felt the neck of the Christian Armenian saying “you’re an aged man and your neck is soft and I don’t have to sharpen my knife for you”. Others might be more difficult depending on their physique.

    Saif Al-Adlubi tells of his miraculous escape to the Turkish village of Rehaniyeh from Syria. He was probably one of the few survivors who sounded the alarm on one of the gruesome systematic human extermination centers carried out by the Takfiri Jihadist group ISIS.

    The prison centers where the ISIS (Da’ish) controls have become miniatures of what was during the Nazi SS extermination camps, except the ISIS carries out the extermination in a much more horrific way. Da’ish transforms the prisons into kangaroo courts with systematic slaughterhouses and killing centers to exterminate Christians and Muslims who disagree with the Takfiri ideology. Once they are found guilty, the way they deal with the victims was as if they were cattle.

    The ISIS stands for The Islamic group of Iraq and Syria. ISIS is also known in Middle East circles as Da’ish. Rescue Christians obtained footage of another slaughterhouse from one Syrian Christian named Kamil Toume to confirm the claims.

    It all adds up. Toume confirmed what was told by Al-Adlubi, and he provided some leaked footage to prove it:

    Mark Levin interviewed Walid Shoebat (former PLO terrorist, now born-again Christian) on his radio show, and said he was physically sickened by the video, so don’t watch it if you don’t have a strong stomach.

    The “media” turning away from this story is like the people who ignored Auschwitz, Buchenwald, and Bergen-Belsen.

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    More about those slaughterhouses, run by SYRIAN REBELS:

    “I asked him, what is my destiny. I want to get a closure. What is it, a year two years in prison?”

    “He said in Arabic “Abshir Bithabih”, in English, “Rejoice, you will be sacrificed”.

    According to Dai’sh Islamic theology, he would be sacrificed as a martyr by being slaughtered for his sin. This is not the same fate for Christians who in their view will end up in eternal hellfire.

    Before he was freed, Al-Adlubi saw the bodies of young men who were systematically slaughtered and disemboweled.

    “The slaughterhouse was on a hill. It is secluded and is void of any homes nearby” says Al-Adlubi. “I witnessed lifeless bodies hanging upside down as if they were slaughtered sheep,” he added.

    “In the center of the slaughterhouse is a huge Egyptian about two meters high. He was the one doing the slaughtering”

    The Egyptian butcher examines the row of the young and old men who were about to be slaughtered: Armenian Christians, Syrian Christians, Shiites and even Sunnis. Each had to be physically examined. They are decapitated from the root of their necks, their chest cavities are opened and disemboweled and hung upside down. The neck of the aged Christian Armenian man was a simple one.

    The stories told by Al-Adlubi and Toume adds up. Toume sent us some footage that circulated the Syrian community after the human slaughterhouse finally ended, and the ugly remaining evidence was revealed when Umm Muhammad’s slaughterhouse in the Siba’ district in Homs was busted by Syrian police 3 years ago in August 2011. This was during the infancy of the revolution in Syria. Umm Muhammad’s slaughterhouse was not operated by Da’ish but by the FSA (Free Syrian Army) during its infancy. The slaughterhouses were in progress for years and only the future will show the extent of such operations.

    We have also reported in the past how a rare disease (Kuru) that infected Syrians which can only be contracted as a result of cannibalism.

    Umm Muhammad was a Sunni woman in charge of dismembering human bodies. In the footage, it can be seen with human bodies being chopped up exactly as is done in a cattle slaughterhouse. What is striking is the way of the superior care in the chipping of the body parts without having clear traces of torture, which indicates that the potential target was to pile the body parts for an unknown reason. The table is the type used in a morgue or in Forensic Medicine.

    Al-Adlubi’s story also checks out from footage obtained from Al-Bayyada, another slaughterhouse, which Rescue Christians was able to obtain footage from. And just as Al-Adlubi stated, they were hanging upside down, headless, like slaughtered sheep. The heads were removed from the root of the chest cavity just as Al-Adlubi stated when describing how the Egyptian was doing his meticulous methods and how Toume described the Umm-Muhammad slaughterhouse in Al-Siba’ district.

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    And this is nothing new:

    The cruelty expressed by the Muslims in the Syrian slaughterhouses is reminiscent to the violence perpetuated by the Ottoman Turks.

    For example, the Egyptian executioner who told the elderly Armenian man that his neck was soft and easy to cut parallels the hatred which the Ottoman Muslims expressed toward the Armenians. Today we have actual footage on how the extermination of the Armenians was carried out.

    A German, who was present in the Armenian Genocide, was running an orphanage in the area of Moush where the Turks were conducting their massacres. When he asked a Turkish officer in charge if the Armenian children of the orphanage would be given guaranteed safe passage, the Turk replied:

    You can take them with you, but being Armenians their heads may and will be cut off on the way. (1)

    In the slaughterhouses in Syria, there are countless corpses, all severely mutilated and cut into parts. This is exactly what the Turks did to Christians in their infamous Genocide.

    Turkish peasants seized entire multitudes of Armenians and cut their bodies into pieces while they were still alive. A letter written by an anonymous source recounts how Turkish farmers cut to pieces a large body of Armenian men with their farming tools:

    In the valley of Beyhan Boghazi, six or seven hours’ distance from the town, they were attacked by a wild horde of Turkish peasants, and, in pursuance of the order, were all massacred with clubs, hammers, axes, scythes, spades, saws — in a word, with every implement that causes a slow and painful death. Some shore off their heads, ears, noses, hands, feet with scythes; others put out their eyes. …The bodies of the victims were left in pieces in the valley, to be devoured by the wild beasts. (2)

    William Willard Howard, an eye-witness to the Armenian Genocide, actually described how the Turks mutilated and cut to pieces the bodies of Christians:

    …the soles of his feet are held before an open fire until the flesh drops off. After that his tongue may be pulled out, or red hot irons thrust into his eyes. If he is not dead by this time he is hacked to pieces with knives. (3)

    Can we call it a Satanic cult NOW?

    here is an account of John Eshoo, an Assyrian reverend who survived the Assyrian Genocide under the Turks, in which he refers to the carnage as a literal slaughter house and describes how the Muslims butchered the Christians in the same fashion as the system of animal sacrifice during the Islamic fasts:

    The fearful place became literally a human slaughter house, receiving its speechless victims, in groups of ten and twenty at a time, for execution. … These helpless Assyrians marched like lambs to their slaughter, and they opened not their mouth, save by sayings “Lord, into thy hands we commit our spirits. The executioners began by cutting first the fingers of their victims, join by joint, till the two hands were entirely amputated. Then they were stretched on the ground, after the manner of the animals that are slain in the Fast, but these with their faces turned upward, and their heads resting upon the stones or blocks of wood Then their throats were half cut, so as to prolong their torture of dying, and while struggling in the agony of death, the victims were kicked and clubbed by heavy poles the murderers carried Many of them, while still laboring under the pain of death, were thrown into ditches and buried before their souls had expired. (6)

    All of this sadism and cruelty was done in the fashion of an Islamic animal sacrifice, and in the Muslim religion, it is permitted that a human being replace the animal in the sacrificial rituals.

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    redc1c4 growls and barks:

    riffing on the comments above, may i offer up both the sound track and the appropriate conveyance, all at once?
    Savoy Brown, Hellbound Train

    as for the dear departed, i will strive to be charitable, and simply ask that his reward equal his w*rks…

    (just as i fear mine will be.%-)

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    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

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    The Mulatto Maker growls and barks:


    Dammit, BC, I’m gettin’ ready to eat here…

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    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    The Mulatto Maker @ #:

    So were Phred Phelps’ daughters, just after that pic was taken. He was gettin’ ready to “take the tonsil train into the tunnel”.

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