Lucifer has a new playtoy

And I was wondering why the day seemed to be just a little brighter today.  I thought it was just the beginning of Spring.

Enjoy your stay in Hell Mother Fucker.

Time to break out the Champagne my Liege.

Phelps

Already, spontaneous outbreaks of mourning are being reported all across the Empire [Emp.Misha]:

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LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

Thank God for dead trolls!

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

I just want to forget that this piece of shit ever lived…….

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Fred Phelps is dead. Good.

(paraphrasing Bette Davis)

In honor of this auspicious occasion I give you the late Klaus Nomi singing Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead. I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

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So, Impromptu Rott Party when time/place of the funeral is announced? :em01:

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse

I would be happy to pour a bottle of fine Kentucky Bourbon on his grave, but I will have to pass it through my body first.

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Proposed headline: Phred Phelps Phinally Phuqs Off:em04:

LC Xystus says:

Proposed headline: Phred Phelps Phinally Phuqs Off…

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Y’oughta change “Off” to “Oph” :em03:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

I just wrote up my death notice for Phelps. I’m asking for assistance in choosing the right musical accompaniment for his send off.
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It really isn’t much of a eulogy, certainly nothing like the one I wrote up for Ted “The Swimmer” when he croaked, but I think it’s appropriate.
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I won’t attend the funeral (there’s some things even a Spook won’t do), but I’ll be sure and send a nice letter saying that I approve.

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

Hope they make his headstone in the shape of a urinal, cause I’m sure he’s gonna have a lot of visitors pissing on his grave

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse

angrywebmaster @ #10:

“Creep” by Radiohead comes to mind. Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust” might do. But in this instance, I might suggest “Dead” by My Chemical Romance.

Darth Venomous
Darth Venomous

Y’oughta change “Off” to “Oph”

“Ophph” :em01:

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR

All hope abandon, ye who enter here.

Good riddance.

Next!

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

The world is now a much better place.

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck

Would it surprise anyone that the dismal troll “Liberalmann” we discussed earlier is a huge fan of Dead Fred? Since his group always shit on military funerals/events he idolized him as a “fearless warrior against the Military Industrial Complex”.

Yep, there is no subject/issue etc that they can’t Maximize the Vile™. :em04:

LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd
LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd

While I can’t quite bring myself to tap dance on anyone’s grave, I will say this: He won’t be missed and he won’t be mourned. Let his name be stricken, let the page be turned and may he be forgotten forever. Radical, Didn’t know Liberalmann was a fan of Felchin’ Fred, but I’m not in the least surprised. He’s the… Read more »

Orion
Orion

So….when and where’s the protest for this waste of genetic material’s funeral??

Orion

LC R6
LC R6

I’d say a keger about 20 feet from his grave with a “Urinal” sign taped to the headstone. Invite the local college kids and replace floating kegs for 2 straight days.

Float that fucker’s coffin right out of the ground on a sea of beer smelling piss.

LCBren
LCBren

I cant attend this guys funeral..but I approve of it,.

Tallulah
Tallulah

Misha: Speaking of demonic, THIS is something I hope you will broadcast. Actual And Literal Islamic Human Slaughterhouses For Christians Discovered: Saif Al-Adlubi told the story when the Egyptian butcher would examine the row of people who were waiting their execution. Al-Adlubi witnessed at least two Armenians who were waiting their turn to be slaughtered since no one paid their… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

More about those slaughterhouses, run by SYRIAN REBELS: “I asked him, what is my destiny. I want to get a closure. What is it, a year two years in prison?” “He said in Arabic “Abshir Bithabih”, in English, “Rejoice, you will be sacrificed”. According to Dai’sh Islamic theology, he would be sacrificed as a martyr by being slaughtered for his… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

And this is nothing new: The cruelty expressed by the Muslims in the Syrian slaughterhouses is reminiscent to the violence perpetuated by the Ottoman Turks. For example, the Egyptian executioner who told the elderly Armenian man that his neck was soft and easy to cut parallels the hatred which the Ottoman Muslims expressed toward the Armenians. Today we have actual… Read more »

redc1c4
redc1c4

riffing on the comments above, may i offer up both the sound track and the appropriate conveyance, all at once?
Savoy Brown, Hellbound Train

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hNjxJCXfis

as for the dear departed, i will strive to be charitable, and simply ask that his reward equal his w*rks…

(just as i fear mine will be.%-)

BC, Imperial Torturer
BC, Imperial Torturer

PhredPhelpsCowboy

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Dammit, BC, I’m gettin’ ready to eat here…

BC, Imperial Torturer
BC, Imperial Torturer

The Mulatto Maker @ #:

So were Phred Phelps’ daughters, just after that pic was taken. He was gettin’ ready to “take the tonsil train into the tunnel”.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

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