So… How’s That Reset Button Working Out For Ya, Barky?

It is to laugh

President Obama on Monday slapped Russia with the kinds of economic sanctions not seen since the Cold War, but the administration’s supposed hard line was met with mockery and a “collective shrug” in Moscow, Kiev and Washington.

Ahem… Those “slapping economic sanctions not seen since the Cold War” turned out to be Barky announcing the freezing of U.S. assets belonging to seven (7) individual Russians, none of whom are named “Putin” or “Medvedev” and none of whom have any assets to freeze. But we’re sure that really, really showed them Russkies who’s boss.

“Comrade Obama, what should those who have neither accounts nor property abroad do? Have you not thought about it?” Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin said in a message on Twitter.

Rogozin was one of those “slapped” by the horribly, horribly severely severe “sanctions.” And seriously, Dmitriy, don’t you know that it’s “Comrade Petukh” and not “Obama?” You seriously ought to know. We’re disappointed. And laughing our Imperial Arse off.

“I think the decree of the President of the United States was written by some joker.”

“Decree?” Well played, Dmitriy, well played indeed. It’s just sad that we have to go to Russia to find somebody with the balls to describe Comrade Petukh’s every action since he slithered into Washington DC accurately.

But don’t get too haughty, you Russian fiend you! You may not have noticed yet, but you’ll soon find that Obama the Lightbringer, He of the Smart Diplomacy and Steely Gaze has defriended you on Facebook AND has hired a crack team of top men, Top. Men., to downvote every single comment you make on YouTube. So there! How do you feel NOW? Heck, if you’re not careful, he’s going to “slap” down another red line that he’ll later claim he was forced by others to “slap” down. “Later” meaning when it, too, blows up in his face and makes his comically large ears flap like an inflatable used car dealership doll.

Do not underestimate the power of the Farce! Here, for instance, is Comrade Obama schooling Putin on how to look strong:

THIS is how you look strong, you meanie Russian bully you!

THIS is how you look strong, you meanie Russian bully you!

No, we’re not making this up.

Still, it’s preferable, vastly preferable, to having the inept, clueless, clown shoe retard getting us into war, because who would be C-in-C in such a war? Yeah, that’s right, and Sun Tzu he ain’t. He thinks “Sun Tzu” is a number 27 with beef, pork or chicken.

Idiot.

Thatisall.

15 comments

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    Library Czar growls and barks:

    blows up in his face and makes his comically large ears flap like an inflatable used car dealership doll.

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    Ok I am 100% sure that picture is photoshopped. Where the hell is TOTUS and how much do you Russian bastards want for it?

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Der Fubar has been failing at his attempts at forming the Union of Soviet Socialist States of America, (Damn those gun owners and Tea Party scum, so he’s going to do all he can to help his master, Tsar Putin rebuild it in Russia.
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    LC R6 growls and barks:

    has defriended you on Facebook

    This isn’t how this works!!! This isn’t how ANY of this works!!!!

  4. 4
    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    This asshat won’t be satisfied until he has 2 or 3 American cities under a radioactive cloud.

    And then he will try to use one of our nukes and hit Denver by mistake.

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    UNRELATED NEWS …

    Poor old Freddie Phelps has died … may his own personal demon be a very gay one and may he be buggered for all eternity.

    I just wonder if there will be a funeral?

    Gee, wouldnt it be a shame if some enterprising hacker had some fun with his site and said ‘Fred Phelps is burning in Hell’??

    http://www.wibw.com/home/headlines/Family-Member-Confirms-Fred-Phelps-Has-Died-251212461.html

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    Eric Praline growls and barks:

    LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist @ #5:
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    Welcomed good news. Now is the time on Sproketz when we dance.

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    You guys do know that there’s another round of sanctions that just came out today, right?

    These include government officials and oligarchs, as well as one bank that is fairly important.

    Not that I’m in love with the leadership or anything, as you may well know, but this is good stuff.
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    lc purple raider @ #:

    This asshat won’t be satisfied until he has 2 or 3 American cities under a radioactive cloud.

    Speaking of Alpha Hotels, Ron Paul thinks that phoney vote was just fine.
    :em08:
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    angrywebmaster says:

    lc purple raider @ #:
    This asshat won’t be satisfied until he has 2 or 3 American cities under a radioactive cloud.
    Speaking of Alpha Hotels, Ron Paul thinks that phoney vote was just fine.

    angrywebmaster recently posted..Ron Paul, blithering idiot

    So the site is blocked at work. Go figure.

    Not sure what, but I’m imagining something like, “The Ukrainian people have spoken. It’s time for the evil US to butt out of Ukrainian affairs and allow these free people to join Russia as is their right.”

    Amirite?
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:

    Amirite?

    Pretty much with a little commentary from me. :em07:
    As to being blocked, I’m not surprised. I’m sure I’m in the filters as “Unfit for Liberal HR Drones Sensibilities” or something
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    One of the nice things with working at home, I can bypass the filters. :em01:
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    angrywebmaster @ #: It opens my site just fine, so I doubt it’s the liberal/language issues. Some sites are just blocked for random reasons.

    Ron Paul – for someone who is so good on our own constitutional and fiscal issues – is SO fucking bad, SO ridiculously out of touch, SO downright STOOOPID on foreign policy, that I really just want to nut punch anyone who quotes him on those topics!

    The Ukrainian constitutional court is now examining the appeal Kyiv filed against Crimea’s resolution to secede. Per Ukrainian law, they cannot unilaterally undertake decisions that impact the territorial integrity or sovereignty of Ukraine as a nation. This is a dilemma for Ukraine and Crimea to resolve, and it would have been ethical to allow them to do so without Putin’s dick in the mix.

    As for the referendum, truthfully, they would have voted to join Russia anyway – even without Russian meddling and pre-marked ballots.

    :em08:
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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Remember this? Treasonous bastard conspired with Russian “pres” Medvedev to sell America down the river, was caught with a hot mike, and this was BEFORE the election:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsFR8DbSRQE

    And “Those Who Are No Longer Our Countrymen” the fucking fools, voted him back in.

    There’s going to be hell to pay, folks. Hell to pay.

  14. 14

    Help us Vladimir Putin, you’re our only hope…
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    irish19 growls and barks:

    LC R6 says:

    has defriended you on Facebook
    This isn’t how this works!!! This isn’t how ANY of this works!!!!

    Nice one!
    :em01: