So… How’s That Reset Button Working Out For Ya, Barky?

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President Obama on Monday slapped Russia with the kinds of economic sanctions not seen since the Cold War, but the administration’s supposed hard line was met with mockery and a “collective shrug” in Moscow, Kiev and Washington.

Ahem… Those “slapping economic sanctions not seen since the Cold War” turned out to be Barky announcing the freezing of U.S. assets belonging to seven (7) individual Russians, none of whom are named “Putin” or “Medvedev” and none of whom have any assets to freeze. But we’re sure that really, really showed them Russkies who’s boss.

“Comrade Obama, what should those who have neither accounts nor property abroad do? Have you not thought about it?” Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin said in a message on Twitter.

Rogozin was one of those “slapped” by the horribly, horribly severely severe “sanctions.” And seriously, Dmitriy, don’t you know that it’s “Comrade Petukh” and not “Obama?” You seriously ought to know. We’re disappointed. And laughing our Imperial Arse off.

“I think the decree of the President of the United States was written by some joker.”

“Decree?” Well played, Dmitriy, well played indeed. It’s just sad that we have to go to Russia to find somebody with the balls to describe Comrade Petukh’s every action since he slithered into Washington DC accurately.

But don’t get too haughty, you Russian fiend you! You may not have noticed yet, but you’ll soon find that Obama the Lightbringer, He of the Smart Diplomacy and Steely Gaze has defriended you on Facebook AND has hired a crack team of top men, Top. Men., to downvote every single comment you make on YouTube. So there! How do you feel NOW? Heck, if you’re not careful, he’s going to “slap” down another red line that he’ll later claim he was forced by others to “slap” down. “Later” meaning when it, too, blows up in his face and makes his comically large ears flap like an inflatable used car dealership doll.

Do not underestimate the power of the Farce! Here, for instance, is Comrade Obama schooling Putin on how to look strong:

THIS is how you look strong, you meanie Russian bully you!

THIS is how you look strong, you meanie Russian bully you!

No, we’re not making this up.

Still, it’s preferable, vastly preferable, to having the inept, clueless, clown shoe retard getting us into war, because who would be C-in-C in such a war? Yeah, that’s right, and Sun Tzu he ain’t. He thinks “Sun Tzu” is a number 27 with beef, pork or chicken.

Idiot.

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Azygos
Azygos

blows up in his face and makes his comically large ears flap like an inflatable used car dealership doll.

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Ok I am 100% sure that picture is photoshopped. Where the hell is TOTUS and how much do you Russian bastards want for it?

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Der Fubar has been failing at his attempts at forming the Union of Soviet Socialist States of America, (Damn those gun owners and Tea Party scum, so he’s going to do all he can to help his master, Tsar Putin rebuild it in Russia.

LC R6
LC R6

has defriended you on Facebook

This isn’t how this works!!! This isn’t how ANY of this works!!!!

lc purple raider
lc purple raider

This asshat won’t be satisfied until he has 2 or 3 American cities under a radioactive cloud.

And then he will try to use one of our nukes and hit Denver by mistake.

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist

UNRELATED NEWS …

Poor old Freddie Phelps has died … may his own personal demon be a very gay one and may he be buggered for all eternity.

I just wonder if there will be a funeral?

Gee, wouldnt it be a shame if some enterprising hacker had some fun with his site and said ‘Fred Phelps is burning in Hell’??

http://www.wibw.com/home/headlines/Family-Member-Confirms-Fred-Phelps-Has-Died-251212461.html

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist @ #5:
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Welcomed good news. Now is the time on Sproketz when we dance.

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

You guys do know that there’s another round of sanctions that just came out today, right?

These include government officials and oligarchs, as well as one bank that is fairly important.

Not that I’m in love with the leadership or anything, as you may well know, but this is good stuff.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

lc purple raider @ #:

This asshat won’t be satisfied until he has 2 or 3 American cities under a radioactive cloud.

Speaking of Alpha Hotels, Ron Paul thinks that phoney vote was just fine.
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LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

angrywebmaster says: lc purple raider @ #: This asshat won’t be satisfied until he has 2 or 3 American cities under a radioactive cloud. Speaking of Alpha Hotels, Ron Paul thinks that phoney vote was just fine. angrywebmaster recently posted..Ron Paul, blithering idiot So the site is blocked at work. Go figure. Not sure what, but I’m imagining something like,… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:

Amirite?

Pretty much with a little commentary from me. :em07:
As to being blocked, I’m not surprised. I’m sure I’m in the filters as “Unfit for Liberal HR Drones Sensibilities” or something
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One of the nice things with working at home, I can bypass the filters. :em01:
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LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

angrywebmaster @ #: It opens my site just fine, so I doubt it’s the liberal/language issues. Some sites are just blocked for random reasons. Ron Paul – for someone who is so good on our own constitutional and fiscal issues – is SO fucking bad, SO ridiculously out of touch, SO downright STOOOPID on foreign policy, that I really just… Read more »

readerjp
readerjp
Tallulah
Tallulah

Remember this? Treasonous bastard conspired with Russian “pres” Medvedev to sell America down the river, was caught with a hot mike, and this was BEFORE the election:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsFR8DbSRQE

And “Those Who Are No Longer Our Countrymen” the fucking fools, voted him back in.

There’s going to be hell to pay, folks. Hell to pay.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Help us Vladimir Putin, you’re our only hope…

irish19
irish19

LC R6 says:

has defriended you on Facebook
This isn’t how this works!!! This isn’t how ANY of this works!!!!

Nice one!
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