LC Radical Redneck brings us the most glorious, glorious news:
In a statement on his Facebook page, Nathan Phelps, who has been estranged from his father for 30 years, said the senior Phelps was dying in hospice care in Topeka, Kan., and that he had been excommunicated from his own church in August of 2013.
“I’m not sure how I feel about this. Terribly ironic that his devotion to his god ends this way. Destroyed by the monster he made,” Nathan Phelps wrote.
And now the malodorous cunt is going to Hell! Oh happy day!
“I feel sad for all the hurt he’s caused so many,” he continued. “I feel sad for those who will lose the grandfather and father they loved. And I’m bitterly angry that my family is blocking the family members who left from seeing him, and saying their good-byes.”
Can the rest of us say goodbye to him at least? As in “good riddance, you flaming fucktard, now go Phelch Satan’s asshole forever. Finally you’ll get all the cock you secretly longed for your entire useless life.”
The very least the Phelch Phamily can do is to announce the time and place of the funeral so all of the rest of us will have a chance to return the favors he’s showered upon the funerals of others.
Oh well, for now we’ll just make do with this: