The Koch Brothers… Is There Anything They CAN’T Do?

We don’t know why the Democrat National Socialists don’t just stop beating around the bush and just go straight to calling them JOOOOOS already.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) on Thursday accused Republicans of holding up crucial assistance to Ukraine in order to protect the Koch brothers.

Because of course they did.

Listen, we’re not exactly unfamiliar with the old “pick a scapegoat and blame them for all of society’s woes”, so we know what’s going on here (and so do the Democrat National Socialists having, after all, written the book on the subject. Sadly, their voters, being too dumb to chew butter, don’t), but at some point it just starts getting silly.

What should one call idjits terminally stoopid enough to fall for the Democrat National Socialists’ silly “it’s all the Koch Bros. Fault!” game?

Koch Suckers?

Yeah, that’ll do.

Thatisall.

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March 14, 2014 00:46

I’ll ask since I have no idea. Who are the koch brothers?

Tallulah
Tallulah
March 14, 2014 04:56

This will tell you. A GREAT article about them, from Forbes Magazine. Read it, and you’ll see why the Leftwing nutjobs hate them so passionately. (Their name is pronounced “Coke.”) Charles Koch’s many critics on the left–including the President of the United States–accuse him of accumulating too much power and using it to promote his own economic interests through a… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah
March 14, 2014 05:00

Their ideas: The goal has always been, Charles says, “true democracy,” where people “can run their own lives and choose what they want to buy, choose how to spend their money.” (“Now in our democracy you elect somebody every two to four years and they tell you how to run your life,” he says.) Both Kochs innately understand that–unlike the… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah
March 14, 2014 05:03

Here’s a bit more, about how they run the business empire, which they created almost from scratch. Wouldn’t you LOVE to work for a boss like this??? Koch Industries essentially applies the ideas of Friedrich Hayek to the art of making money. Hayek, the dean of the so-called Austrian School of economists, celebrated the chaos of decentralized decision-making as a… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
March 14, 2014 06:05

The left hates the Kochs because: 1. They are successful where the left always fails 2. They respect individuality where the left despises the individual 3. They believe in freedom where the left believes in totalitarianism and rule by the elite. 3. The Kochs are generally smarter then anyone on the left. Actually a ball of mud is generally smarter… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
March 14, 2014 08:05

Wow… seriously. The asstardery is strong with Reid. I actually spoke to Tom Massie the other night at a function. He told me that the aid bill to Ukraine passed very quickly both in initial draft in the House as well as the Senate committee. He had a problem with it, because it was essentially a blank check. I told… Read more »

NR Pax
NR Pax
March 14, 2014 11:11

In a more ideal world, Mr. Reid would be told to choose his second and the terms of the duel.

BC, Imperial Torturer
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BC, Imperial Torturer
March 14, 2014 12:16

They suffer from perpetual Koch Envy.

March 14, 2014 17:41

In all fairness to Reid, he probably had no idea what he was saying as he appears to be suffering from senile dementia. He was just mindlessly reading what an aid placed in front of him. In fact, he probably has to be heavily medicated to keep from rambling off pointless stories on the Senate floor, like about the time… Read more »

JonB
JonB
March 14, 2014 18:41

Harry Reid is living proof that the devil exists and is make deals for people souls. How else do you think the likes of Reid, Pelosi, etc. are still alive well past their days?

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
March 14, 2014 21:03

JonB @ # 10 Jon, you are making what I believe to be a false assumption, and that is that Reid, Pelosi, et. al, even have souls. Even assuming your premise is correct, I don’t think Satan would care to purchase said souls from those people. Satan has been trading for millennia, do you think he would trade for something… Read more »

Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger
Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger
March 15, 2014 16:16

I happen to like all things Koch… :em01:

Sir Fresh Sign
Sir Fresh Sign
March 17, 2014 20:58

penetrating post here

Sir Fresh Sign
Sir Fresh Sign
March 17, 2014 20:59

i remember the day i arrived here at AIR over a decade ago, in the midst of a flurry of fish puns