Allll-RIGHTY Then…

The post everybody’s been waiting for, we’re sure, so here goes.

That “anti-gay” law that got veto’ed out in Arizona when the RINO party decided to run for the hills in the face of progressive socialist mau-mauing. Again. That bill. Yes, you know which one I’m talking about. The one designed to protect business owners from being sued out of business for refusing to violate their religious beliefs. Yeah, the one that was worse than the Holocaust, according to progressive socialists and the wobble-kneed “conservatives” clutching their pearls.

We were for it, we are for it, and we continue to be for it.

And those flaming hypocrites who are against it will, we’re afraid, have to keep their yaps shut when we sue a Jewish diner out of business for refusing to serve us up a delicious BLT. With extra bacon. And a side of bacon milkshake. Gotta have dairy AND meat at the same time, dontcha know? Don’t be a Nazi now, rabbi Apfelstein. Make us a damn sammich, already!

Similarly, they’ll have to keep mum when we sue a muslim photographer out of business for refusing to record our upcoming bestiality pr0n flick involving, of course, dogs. And pigs. And throw in a bunch of nude people covered in bacon screaming “fuck Mohamhead” every 10 seconds. He’d damn well BETTER take my money and get right on filming, because otherwise he’d be worse than the Nazis.

Of course we would never actually DO such a thing because, well, we’re not a flaming fucktard. We’d either eat a yummy kosher sandwich or find a progressive socialist cameraman/womyn. No, we wouldn’t. Because the progtard would insist on taking part as an extra. But we digress.

But we’re sure that the gay couple, against whom we have no ill feelings other than their typical progressive socialist urge to destroy businesses and livelihoods in any way possible, but that has nothing to do with their sexuality, just didn’t have any alternatives. As we all know, there is only one baker of wedding cakes in all of Arizona. Well, we know now. Or else all of the opponents of the bill are a bunch of puling prick fluffers. Or cuntmuffins. We’re an equal opportunity offender. With an IQ of approximately 12.

“But, but… the DISCRIMINATION!”

Yeah. What about it? Ever heard of “freedom of association?” It’s a quaint old concept that used to mean a lot to people otherwise claiming to be conservative/libertarian. But obviously not anymore. At least not where certain groups are being discriminated against. We doubt that those same “conservative/libertarians” will be flocking around our banner when we sue our local municipality for discriminating against us by refusing us permission to use the women’s showers at the public pool.

No. That’s not different. And if you had a shred of intellectual integrity you would even be able to admit it. Try it one day. It’s quite… refreshing.

“But, but… then you could discriminate against blacks as well!”

Sure. And His Imperial Majesty would be not merely attending but hosting a victory party when your miserable racist self went out of business shortly thereafter. Not due to a lawsuit, but due to a serious and sudden lack of customers. You know, the way it used to be. Be an asshole, be treated like an asshole.

Whatever.

Just keep in mind this moment when they come gunning for YOU when YOU offend whatever the hottest protected group at the time’s feelings.

And don’t come crying to us because fuck you, Poindexter.

Thatisall.

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Bones
Bones

You know, I just love how the progs want to “force” association with whomever/whatever THEY want, but G_d help your soul if you try to force something like, uh, I don’t know, RELIGION, FREEDOM of actual thought (thinking for yourself, not the “approved party line”), or just wanting to be left the frack alone! It is almost enough to make… Read more »

0007
0007

You should forward this rant over to Bill Quick at Daily Pundit. He’s hardcore over this law because of “gay”.

FrankOK
FrankOK

I was beginning to manage a bit of respect for Brewer (even though she is a politician) but her veto just stuck in my craw. As our Dear Leader pointed out, the worthless twunt caved in to outside forces (or never had any intent of backing up her rhetoric after the going got rough) and vetoed the bill. Isn’t it… Read more »

readerjp
readerjp

Yielding to pressures reminiscent of Tony Soprano, Gov. Jan Brewer vetoed Arizona’s new conscience law, the one that protected people of faith from having to provide services to gay and lesbian couples who wanted a wedding cake, a commemorative photo album, a gossamer bridal gown or a jazzy band. The violent pushback against the law shows just how hollow that… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

Oh, but we CAN legislate against Hurt Feelings. Because they Just Did.

As for the Lavender Mafia, they can go fuck themselves. I’ve had it with them and their Live and Let Die attitude.

And NO, a man’s prick was NOT designed by Nature or God to go into another man’s rectum. SORRY, Charlie, but saying it don’t make it so.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

I wonder when they Gay Lobby will start forcing churches, such as the Catholic Church, to perform same sex marriages? That is one of their goals, but I don’t think they are considering the backlash if they attempt it.

If they think the Spanish Inquisition was bad…

Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger
Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger

And again, I ask… What happened to “Management reserves the right to refuse service to ANYONE”? Said right to be exercised with no explanation why. It’s a right. Period. End. Full stop. Kinda like the answer to “Why do you carry a gun”? It’s my right. I, being the OWNER, should be able to run my property as I see… Read more »

Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger
Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger

Oh, and I should have added that I am one of those eeeeeviiillll heathen libertarians. Non-religious, and even (OMG!!) “pro-ghey” in a sense that it is honestly none of my fucking business if Joe and Moe or Mary and Jane fall in love, decide to bang each other, and shack up. If they are adults capable of informed consent who… Read more »

readerjp
readerjp

Natasha: it is MY RIGHT to tell them (possibly even nicely, based on the blood percentage in my vodka stream) to go pound sand. Just wondering – do you get nicer as the percentage gets higher or vice versa? Misha, you were so right about the Muslim part. Hollywood’s political correctness has now crossed the line. The “big reveal” of… Read more »

Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger
Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger

readerjp says:

Just wondering – do you get nicer as the percentage gets higher or vice versa?

The more vodka, the nicer I am. Up to a point. Then, it becomes too difficult to talk and it is just time to…. KILL! Muahahahahahaha!! :em07:

Terrapod
Terrapod

Hey! Nat, you in Hoosierland or some heathen warm place? I figure the amount of anti-freeze in the veins is proportional to how far north of the equator one lives. Icelanders don’t stand a chance 😉

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

:em03: Maybe Gov Brewer enjoys, I don’t know, breathing? With the record of what happens to people that don’t kiss the ass of the MGMMPOS and it’s projects, I wonder if there might not have been a phone call in the middle of the night.

LC hilljohnny
LC hilljohnny

so if we’re all going to be inclusive and kumbaya now does that mean the “No Firearms” signs must come down too?

Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger
Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger

LC hilljohnny says: so if we’re all going to be inclusive and kumbaya now does that mean the “No Firearms” signs must come down too? You’d think that would be the case, since now your property is not your own and a bureaucrat can come stomping in and FORCE you to be all-equal, all-inclusive, all the time. But, with our… Read more »

Azygos
Azygos

The veto of this legislation was probably not because of any Pro gay rights protest outside the state of Arizona. I get the sense that the legislation was vetoed because our governor did not feel it was necessary to outline what the First Amendment already States. It was not the bureaucrats that have told businesses that they must cater to… Read more »

Bones
Bones

Library Czar, have you been in Natasha’s vodka again? :em05:

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

I object to the law in question because it limits the merchants to religious objections. Anyone should be free to do, or not do, business with whomever they want, for any reason.

Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger
Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger

VonZorch Imperial Researcher @ #:

AMEN to THAT.

Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger
Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger

Bones says:

Library Czar, have you been in Natasha’s vodka again?

Oh, so that’s where that missing 55-gallon drum went! I thought I was one short, now it’s at least accounted for.

LC Roguetek
LC Roguetek

it would seem to me, now that the law is ‘settled’ on this matter, it’s a simple case of using alinsky’s rules. Make them hold to their own laws. Make gay businesses provide services to homophobic groups. Make black businesses serve the KKK and the Aryan Nation. Make… you get the idea. Find each ‘victim group’ and identify their worst… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

Spanish Inquisition?

Er, no.

Pope Francis is noodling around with the idea of tolerating “civil unions.”

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/03/05/pope-francis-reportedly-hints-that-catholic-church-could-tolerate-some-gay-civil-unions/

Now if they can just get the imams on board. . . .

Tallulah says:

Now if they can just get the imams on board. . . .

If they can figure out a way to stop the aging process around age 12, the imams will lead the charge for polygamous gay marriages. But so long as the sex act doesn’t involve buggering small children or livestock, they’re dead set agin it.

Tallulah
Tallulah

More bad news: Obamacare Blocks Patients from Spending Their OWN Money on Medical Care:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mb5tfhp

IOW, you can buy a more expensive policy, but the Dictatorship will limit what they are ALLOWED to reimburse you for: and there are limits in the law even to paying out of your own pocket.

Unreal.

Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger
Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger

Isn’t forcing someone to work for you against their will (like forcing some guy to bake you a cake, for instance) have a specific term? I think it sounds something like “slavery”… Oh, and why would you want to let someone who hates you bake you your cake? And why would you insist on giving money to someone who hates… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Emperor Misha I @ #: I, as a Christian, see absolutely no reason to outlaw homosexuality as long as it doesn’t force ME to be one or to even clap my hands and consider it “normal”, because it isn’t. That’s the point. They WANT to make everyone homosexual or at least admit it’s normal. Deep down they know it isn’t… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Oh, I almost forgot.

Good Morning!! :em01:

lc purple raider
lc purple raider

And those flaming hypocrites who are against it will, we’re afraid, have to keep their yaps shut when we sue a Jewish diner out of business for refusing to serve us up a delicious BLT. With extra bacon. And a side of bacon milkshake. Gotta have dairy AND meat at the same time, dontcha know? Don’t be a Nazi now,… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

lc purple raider @ #: Actually if said Jewish diner was on the ball, your delicious BLT, extra bacon, and bacon milkshake would be served with a smile. It would be a forced smile, but a smile nonetheless. I’m not Jewish, and I hope someone can correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t it the consumption that is bad, not… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

lc purple raider says: Actually if said Jewish diner was on the ball, your delicious BLT, extra bacon, and bacon milkshake would be served with a smile. It would be a forced smile, but a smile nonetheless. Smart business owners do cater to their markets. There is somewhere an actual kosher Jewish deli that has bacon dishes on the menu.… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Library Czar says: if I was a baker and told by the court I had to bake a cake for a gay couples wedding ceremony you can bet that cake would contain a good deal of dog feces, topped with a horse semen frosting and two clown caricatures of gay couples on top. Damn I wish there were a “like”… Read more »

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R

My take on all this is, I don’t give a happy rat’s ass who you are, what you are, who you bang, who bangs you, what you believe, disbelieve, or what “victim of the week” club you belong to. If you want something done…. DO IT YOUR OWN DAMN SELF. Go buy a box of Betty Crocker and Martha Stewart… Read more »