It’s Time For a New Party

Everybody says that, but His Imperial Majesty has the last say. He’s an Emperor, after all, complete with one of those fancy Burger King cardboard crowns that it took him forever to assemble, so it’s not like he didn’t put any effort into it. That and an entirely justified belief in his own superiority in all matters, and I think we can all agree that this is the ultimate platform, the Platform to End All Platforms. Until we come up with a new and improved one, that is.

So, without further ado, we present the Imperial Leave Me The Fuck Alone Platform. On the issues, more to be added later:

1) Foreign policy

The Imperial Leave Us the Fuck Alone Party has a very simple philosophy here: If you’re not a threat to us, we don’t give a good gott-damm what you do, and we expect the same courtesy in return. Your humanitarian issues are yours if you have any, as long as they don’t impinge on our national interests. If you decide that your domestic policy involves beating puppies to death and they aren’t our puppies, go right ahead. Just don’t expect us to give a shit about what you have to say on other issues. Don’t be a jackass and, if you must, get used to being treated like jackasses. No, your particular cultural “values” aren’t equally valid by default, and for us to accept them you have to earn it. Deal with it. Next disaster you run into, don’t come crying to us. We don’t like people killing puppies. But we also won’t intervene militarily to save the puppies.

If you DO pose a threat to us, we won’t negotiate for decades, trying to not hurt your feelings. You can choose to cease and desist in being a threat to us, or we will destroy you. No, we won’t issue a sternly worded memo and no, we won’t even go in and bitch slap you, only to waste thousands of lives and billions of dollars cleaning up the mess you forced us to make. We’ll go in, break all of your shit, and then we’ll leave only a note saying “don’t make us come back again, because that really pisses us off.

2)
Free Trade

We’re for it. As long as it works both ways. We like selling our shit to you and if you have shit that we want, we love buying it from you. But if you as much as think about throwing us over a barrel and screw us, we’d like you to know that we were the original horse traders and we’ll spot such a thing from several time zones away. And then we’ll screw you right the fuck back. With interest.

3) Government reform

The government that governs least is the best government. We believe that about 90% of government could be shut down and barely anybody would notice. Witness the “sequester” and the “shutdown.” Government needs to be decentralized for the very good and simple reason that some bloated corrupt fuck in DC spending most of his time snorting coke off the pussies of underage interns has little if any knowledge of what Peoria needs, and much less interest.

We’ll happily pay for his coke habit, on the one condition that he quits passing laws. History shows that countries have never been happier than when their governments were a bunch of squabbling idiots getting nothing done. We’d like to get back to that. After we fire 90% of them and force them to get real jobs that might contribute something to society.

Short version: If it is something that local government or even, gasp, private citizens can take care of, then government should butt the fuck out. If they won’t, they should be tried, convicted and sentenced to death.

4) Gun Control

This means “hitting what you’re aiming at and only what you’re supposed to be aiming at.” We realize that this would disqualify about 75% of current law enforcement officers from carrying anything more lethal than a Nerf Gun, but we also support rectifying that by providing our LEOs with proper and adequate training.

5) Health Care

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. And if it were broke, we can’t find any explanation why foreigners are happy to travel halfway across the world to pay, out of pocket, for treatment in what is allegedly the most inefficient, overpriced health care system in the world. Maybe they’re stupid, but we’ll take their money anyway.

Bottom line: My health care decisions are my own, just as my health is. So butt the fuck out, government.

6) Homeland Security

We’ll paraphrase Gandhi and say “that would be a nice idea.” Until such time as those fry cook rejects actually start producing results, we’d be better off sending them back to scraping the grill at the local diner at minimum wage. Granted, it would not give them the same access to aggravated sexual assault on children under the color of law, but maybe they could dip their dicks in the deep fry bin from time to time for their kicks.

7) Immigration

This one is actually quite simple. If you follow legal channels AND if your skills, personality and work ethic will contribute to our economy rather than run low skilled native workers out of a job, then you’re more than welcome. If not, kindly get right the fuck back to where you came from. Once you’re developed skills that might be useful to this nation, you’re more than welcome to try again. We like to accept the cream of the crop from the rest of the world. We don’t need the dregs. We have more than enough of those who were born here that we can’t throw out.

8) Jobs

Leave employers the fuck alone and they’ll create jobs. We’re Americans. We see a business opportunity, we’ll go for it. But if you have to spend years battling red tape only to start a business which will then be the target of the ProgNazis 5 minute hate and raped senseless in taxes, then the idea becomes somewhat less attractive.

This is a start, but we’re not done yet.

46 comments

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Great ideas. You should be expecting a visit from the Obama Reeducation Specialists any time now. :em06:
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    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Great platform for a fresh conservative party, pity neither teh Emperor nor myself can legally run as presidential candidates, but we will gladly participate in the creation and execution of the new Federal Rationalization Board, tasked and empowered to clean legislative/executive/judiciary in DC. All we need is absolute power for about 180 days though I dare say we could do it sooner :em01:

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Terrapod @ #:

    pity neither teh Emperor nor myself can legally run as presidential candidates

    How about drafting someone?
    I nominate Author Tom Kratman!! :em01:
    We just need to keep him from fleeing to Panama when it comes time to administer the oath of office.
    :em05:
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    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    Good thinking.

    Income tax reform. Consider a national sales tax as replacement. People with actual incomes should be able to keep more of it, and not have to spend days trying to figure out what they owe. The IRS needs to go, and be replaced by a much smaller entity overseeing a dramatically simplified process.

    Require all elected federal representatives to be subject to all of the laws they have passed. End programs that provide them with special benefits unavailable to citizens. Impose two-term limits on senators and three-term limits on representatives.

    End federal block grants to states, so they stop depending on federal money to balance their budgets. Few other actions will do more to restore the Republic than forcing states to reassert their financial independence.

    End the Fed. Return the responsibility for the nation’s currency to Congress, and tie the dollar back to precious metals so the federal government is forced to stop reckless deficit spending that inflates the dollar and destroys the savings of middle class Americans.

    Close the Department of Education. Take all documents relating to the Common Core project out into a field and burn them. Return all responsibility for education at every level to the states.

    Close the Department of Agriculture. Close the Employment Prevention Agency. Close the Department of Homeland Security.

    End the TSA. Replace it with a coordination committee to ensure that local law enforcement is applying consistent and sensible security measures at commercial airports across the US.

    End the Department of Housing and Urban Development.

    End the federal student loan program before it destroys higher education and impoverishes an entire generation of students.

    Outlaw unionization of public employees. This should never have been allowed to happen in the first place.

    Privatize Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

    Pass federal legislation creating a sunset committee to review all legislation and agencies older than 10 years for those which should be ended. Use the Constitution as a guide for decision-making. Require all new legislation to include a sunset provision requiring re-authorization by a two-thirds vote, or the legislation automatically terminates at a predetermined future date.

    There. I feel better.

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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    9) Homeland Security:

    Owing to past events the following procedures will now be followed by TSA

    If you are a grandmother or a toddler, you will be scanned and checked, but NO patdowns on any child under the age of ten.

    Normal customs security procedures WILL be followed, however, so we will search your bags etc as a matter of course.

    Disabled people, those with prosthetics, external medical appliances will please proceed to channel M, where a certified medical officer will assist in processing. Scans and other systems will be used, and you will never be asked to disrobe publically or be humiliated. If you wish a private scan and security check, let us know. All staff for this channel will be certified medical personnel who know what they are doing.

    Intrusive searches are forbidden unless there is probable cause. Any agent that sticks their hand down your pants will be unemployed by days end.

    If you are from an allied nation, expect a fast track, again, after the standard customs checks. Welcome to the United States.

    If your name is Abu Bin Bum Fuk,and arrive from a nation on a specific “red list”, expect yourself and your wife Fatima Fatass to get the microscope treatment: i.e we will get a microscope and we will examine every single inch of you. Your past will be checked. Your reasons for coming to this country will be checked,

    We find one thing out of place, home you go.

    Yes we are profiling you.

    Yes its because you are Muslim.

    Guess why.

    If you are a US citizen and returning from a trip to a nation on the “red list”, , expect the third degree and a full account of where you have been and for what purpose.

    If you are not a US citizen and come from a specified list of nations,(and that includes any and all Muslim infested third world shitholes) dont make any plans to leave the airport soon. You leave the airport after we are satisfied, and not one minute beforehand.

    It is standard procedure. You dont like it, hope you have a return ticket.

    Military personnel on duty and in uniform will proceed via a specific channel, to be fast tracked to leave ASAP. If you are in transit between bases, let us know and you will be immediately processed to meet your flight connection as a priority. We know you have orders to report, we will make sure you get there.

    Military veterans (WW2, Korea, Vietnam, Iraq), Medal Of Honour recipients will be greeted with a salute and an expedited processing to ensure we keep you as short a time as possible, Standard customs checks will, of course, apply.

    (Note to staff: if you dont know what Medal Of Honour looks like, please see your supervisor.He will tell you what it is, show it to you..and then ask you how it is you are that fucking stupid and still graduated high school.)

    Foreign military personnel will be treated the same way. If you are joining a US military unit to deploy overseas, notify us immediately. Military ID mandatory.

    Postscript: For those non citizens who do not like the above procedures, complain, use the “race card” or otherwise impede our staff’s procedures,, please see the large noticeboard above.

    It lists departure flights and times.

    Our country, our laws, our way of life.

    You dont like it? Leave.

    - The Management.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LCBrendan @ #:

    Yes its because you are Muslim.

    What about those with the name Fatima Fatass, but she is actually a Christian, Druze or even Jewish?

    :em03:

    And I just had a major disappointment.
    I bought a new Ruger SR45 yesterday with the intent of deflowering it today. My range is booked solid so my new girl will have to remain virginal for a while longer. (And the poor dear is so horny too. She’s just begging to be “Banged” )
    :em08:
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    0007 growls and barks:

    Had me at “IT’S”…

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    AmericanBTGoG growls and barks:

    - Every bill, resolution, or piece of outhouse graffiti that emanates from DC shall include a clear explanation of a) this is constitutional because…, b) this is necessary because…, c) this will cost about…. If the sponsor(s) grossly underestimate costs more than once, they, and their staff, will tried for felony misprision. They will have the opportunity to explain the “unforeseen circumstances” to a jury of citizens, not of fellow elected officials;

    - Even with most of the useless administrative agencies eliminated, as mentioned by others above, those agencies shall be limited in their mandate to administer, not legislate by fiat. That goes for the executive branch, as well;

    - Welfare, as a concept, needs to be totally reconsidered, obviously. Food stamps (or EBT, or SNAP or whatever) should be strictly restricted in their ability to purchase. As an example, they will be invalid for the purchase of any meat or fish product that is more expensive than the current price of decent chopped meat (raw hamburger). No steaks for welfare recipients while a working person is economically limited to said chopped meat. Valid medical exceptions may apply.

    Too much more for now, but sign me up for the Party.

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    Orion growls and barks:

    As far as drafting goes, I’m in favor of a Whittle/Reynolds ticket…

    At gunpoint, if necessary. I’d love to see the stump speeches with the two of them being forced to speak to the masses by armed guards.

    “Look, we don’t WANT to be in…”
    ‘Shut up. You’re the best qualified, so you get to be President.”

    I think it’s time we tried people who DON’T want to be in power.

    Orion

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    You’ve seen my graphics work Boss….

    I’ll design the campaign posters for you.

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    LibraryGryffon growls and barks:

    And Kim du Toit will have to be whoever-doesn’t-leave-the-room-quick-enough-to-avoid-being-drafted-as-president’s press secretary. He has offered at least once I seem to recall. Briefings would be much more entertaining and enlightening.
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    ConantheCimmerian growls and barks:

    Commenting so as not to lose my account due to inactivity.

    But generally AYE to the post.

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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    We like selling our shit to you and if you have shit that we want, we love buying it from you.

    Doesn’t sound like a product worth importing. :em04:

    Terrapod @2.

    Great platform for a fresh conservative party, pity neither teh Emperor nor myself can legally run as presidential candidates…

    angrywebmaster@3.

    How about drafting someone?

    Orion @9.

    As far as drafting goes, I’m in favor of a Whittle/Reynolds ticket…

    Oh hell, I’ll volunteer–at least for the lesser position. May not orate worth a Dem, but I wouldn’t try a conventional campaign anyway.

    LibraryGryffon @11.

    And Kim du Toit will have to be [whoever's] press secretary. He has offered at least once I seem to recall.

    I thought he was deceased. :em03:

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Might I suggest a platform addition? How about public crucifixion for scum that mug a pregnant woman, in labor, at gunpoint?
    :em08:
    That is if they are taken alive…which they shouldn’t be.
    :em07:
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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Okay, it’s time to kick ass.

    Here’s the best dang version of Orange Blossom Special I ever heard to get you in the mood:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7F7kF3T32U
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7F7kF3T32U

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Bills introduced in Congress must be read aloud, completely without breaks by the least physically fit sponsor or chair of any committee it has been passed out of. If unable to do so, the bill will be immediately killed and the sponsors removed from any committee chairs and all seniority lost.
    Any legislator who votes for or President who signs any legislation later found to be unconstitutional shall on the first offense be fined one half of their yearly pay, on a second offense they will be immediately removed from office and be forever debarred any political office.

    No government agent shall have any immunity. All LEO’s will be held to the highest standard of compliance with the law. It shall be a Class A felony for a LEO to conceal wrongdoing of another LEO by either commission or or omission. Likewise any and all government employees disciplinary records are public records open to review by all.

    All government employees accused of wrongdoing, such as the current IRS scandal, shall be immediately suspended at 1/4 pay. If subsequently found blameless all back pay will be restored, if the charge is founded said employee will be immediately fired. If it is politically motivated said employee will also have citizenship revoked. Apply this to elected officials also.

    Public employees are permitted to unionize but any political activity by such a union is strictly prohibited with an automatic death penalty for the union employee and all direct superiors thereof.

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    One other thing, any legislator introducing any gun control legislation whatsoever shall be immediately taken out and hung from the Capitol porch.

    And will someone get that damned edit function working?

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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    What about those with the name Fatima Fatass, but she is actually a Christian, Druze or even Jewish?

    Hmmm. Good question.

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    One minor suggestion

    You can choose to cease and desist in being a threat to us, or we will destroy you. or you can cease to exist.

    .

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    Well, that didn’t work too well. The suggestion should have read:
    Either cease and desist being a threat or cease to exist.

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    Eric Praline growls and barks:

    Executives of all now bankrupt “green energy” companies that received Dept. of Energy grants (Solyndra, et al.) will be required to pay back the money with interest, or work off the debt by breaking rocks at Ft. Leavenworth at a rate of 35 cents per hour.

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    Erbo growls and barks:

    There SHALL be an immediate and comprehensive forensic audit on the Federal Reserve and on all major banking institutions in the country. Any evidence of wrongdoing found as a result of these audits to be turned over to a Grand Jury for indictment and prosecution. Any financial gains made as a result of such wrongdoing to be clawed back and, where possible, restitution made to the parties that were wronged. Punishment will be in one of two forms: (1) revocation of corporate charters; (2) prison time for all officers, directors, and any responsible parties in said banks.

    The Glass-Steagall act to be reinstated as soon as possible. Businesses with access to the sovereign credit of the United States must never again be permitted to gamble on the stock market. EVER.

    Institute “One Dollar of Capital” effective immediately. All institutions lending money must, now and henceforth, hold one dollar of capital for each dollar of unsecured lending, over and above the value of any collateral involved in the loan, plus a reasonable margin for safety. All valuations of collateral to be marked to market nightly. Any banking institution in breach of these limits SHALL be declared insolvent with immediate effect; if it is determined that this insolvency was deliberate, this shall constitute prima facie evidence of fraud on the part of all officers and directors of the bank, and, after serving prison time for said fraud, they shall be barred from ever working in the financial industry again.

    Any bank that doesn’t like working under these rules is free to relinquish their right to do business in the United States and go set up shop elsewhere in the world. Go fuck up some OTHER country’s economy. This country needs a banking system, it does not need any specific bank.
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    VAconservative growls and barks:

    LC SecondMouse @ #:

    Emperor and Second Mouse, that’s a good start.

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    Superb concept, and I see a lot of good addendums. I’d vote for it!
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    BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK) growls and barks:

    Dismantle ALL government agencies and departments, and start over from scratch.

    Resign from the UN, and kick them the fuck off of US soil.

    Foreign “aid” only goes to those that have true humanitarian needs, and then only if the aid goes directly to the people in need of it, not their government.

    Federal income tax – flat tax, everyone pays, but only for years in which the government has actually passed a budget.

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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Resign from the UN, and kick them the fuck off of US soil.

    …after they have paid every last cent of their parking tickets.

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    LC R6 growls and barks:

    pity neither teh Emperor nor myself can legally run as presidential candidates

    Why? You born in Kenya or something?

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    LibraryGryffon growls and barks:

    LC Xystus @ #: If so it must be very recent, or there’s another Kim du Toit wandering out there making comments at Sarah Hoyt’s blog.

    And if he is deceased, we’ll just need to figure out how to bring back Zombie Kim (the man would still have more brains post death than most of DC has while nominally living, admittedly not a high bar to pass) so he can do the job and do it right.
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    Darth Venomous growls and barks:

    Okay, if it’s the definitive version of Orange Blossom Special you’re looking for, try this one by Felix Slatkin:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXkKzPvwWs0

    Worked for a guy named Mack at WBAP for many a year…
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    Bones growls and barks:

    Quote BigDog ”
    Dismantle ALL government agencies and departments, and start over from scratch.

    Resign from the UN, and kick them the fuck off of US soil.

    Foreign “aid” only goes to those that have true humanitarian needs, and then only if the aid goes directly to the people in need of it, not their government.

    Federal income tax – flat tax, everyone pays, but only for years in which the government has actually passed a budget.”
    Close: Agree with first 2 points, but no foreign aid, period, ever, under any circumstance from the government. That is what CHARITY is for and we, as a people, are the most generous on Earth. As to taxes, which are necessary to run the Federal gov., go back to Constitutional remedies, Import tariffs, this will level the field of paying chinese, indian, Bangladeshis (sp?) and mexican workers pennies on our dollar; and if not enough, then implement the FairTax! I agree that taxes should only be paid when an actual budget exists.

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    Draven32 growls and barks:

    VonZorch Imperial Researcher says:

    Bills introduced in Congress must be read aloud, completely without breaks by the least physically fit sponsor or chair of any committee it has been passed out of. If unable to do so, the bill will be immediately killed and the sponsors removed from any committee chairs and all seniority lost.
    Any legislator who votes for or President who signs any legislation later found to be unconstitutional shall on the first offense be fined one half of their yearly pay, on a second offense they will be immediately removed from office and be forever debarred any political office.

    Any legislator who proposes or cosponsors any bill later found to be unconstitutional shall be immediately ineligible to hold office, and shall be ineligible to receive or work on contracts from the government

    “But that would paralyze congress!”

    “This is a feature, not a bug.”

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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    10: Disband the wretched TSA, and ship every raping, child molesting, thieving jack boot wearing stooge with their little blue gloves and Nazi-esque uniforms somewhere 3rd world.

    :em01:

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    Special Ed growls and barks:

    No TSA. No explosives on aircraft. Carry whatever gun you like aboard, sit next to and grin at whichever freak you wish. If anyone tries to hijack, try not to depressurize the cabin. But if you do, that’s what those oxygen masks are for.

    Oh, and one more thing, Sire.

    Short version: If it is something that local government or even, gasp, private citizens can take care of, then government should butt the fuck out. If they won’t, they should be tried, convicted and sentenced to death given a fair trial and a first class hanging.

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    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin's Bastard War-Child growls and barks:

    Special Ed says:

    Carry whatever gun you like aboard, sit next to and grin at whichever freak you wish.

    Hooray!! Finally, someone will sit by me! :em01:

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    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin's Bastard War-Child growls and barks:

    VonZorch Imperial Researcher says:

    Any legislator who votes for or President who signs any legislation later found to be unconstitutional shall on the first offense be fined one half of their yearly pay, on a second offense they will be immediately removed from office and be forever debarred any political office.

    I would go farther, and say confiscation of whatever wealth they amassed WHILE in office. Any money they earned before, while being gainfully employed, is theirs to keep. Once they get too big for their britches while being our alleged servants, it’s bye-bye loot and cushy life. Give the money back to the taxpayers of the territory the dirtbag came from.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin’s Bastard War-Child @ #:

    I would go farther, and say confiscation of whatever wealth they amassed WHILE in office.

    Just think of all the career hacks who will be impoverished and starve to death since they’ve never worked a day in their lives in the “Dreaded Private Sector.” I’m talking about YOU DINGALL!!
    :em05: :em07:
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    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin's Bastard War-Child growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    Just think of all the career hacks who will be impoverished and starve to death

    I do not see a downside to this, my good Sir! :em05:

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    You do know people do sometimes make mistakes. The first time be nice assume it is an error, get their attention, but if it happens again it indicates an untreatable condition.

    Also no severability clauses, if any part of a law is bad the whole thing is.

    The president may not veto repeals of law. And it only takes a 40% vote in favor of repeal to carry.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin’s Bastard War-Child @ #:

    I do not see a downside to this, my good Sir!

    Ahh the problems of text only responses.
    You couldn’t see me rubbing my hands together and grinning in fiendish glee at the thought. My simple post could have been taken to mean I would have some sympathy. Nothing could be further from the truth.
    :em05:
    Let them starve in an alley lying in a pool of their own waste.
    :em07:
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    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin's Bastard War-Child growls and barks:

    VonZorch Imperial Researcher says:

    You do know people do sometimes make mistakes. The first time be nice assume it is an error, get their attention, but if it happens again it indicates an untreatable condition.

    Also no severability clauses, if any part of a law is bad the whole thing is.

    The president may not veto repeals of law. And it only takes a 40% vote in favor of repeal to carry.

    Well, can we at least spank them in public or something? Sheesh… :em04:

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    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin's Bastard War-Child growls and barks:

    HempRopeAndStreetlight says:

    10: Disband the wretched TSA, and ship every raping, child molesting, thieving jack boot wearing stooge with their little blue gloves and Nazi-esque uniforms somewhere 3rd world.

    I totally agree, and all the charges you level against them are valid and indisputable. But speaking as a, if you wish, “fashion nazi”, I take exception to such ugly fat bastards and bastardettes wearing jackboots (which could be quite fabulous as a fetish fashion item)… So, add their wearing of jackboots to the list of crimes and launch them via catapult into whatever turd-world hellhole you desire.

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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Trebuchet fan myself.

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin’s Bastard War-Child @ #:40
    Sure add that too :em01:

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    Gunbunny growls and barks:

    Here’s another platform plank, The 13-Day Rule:

    If you print the Constitution on 8 1/2? x 11? paper, single-sided, with normal margins and without the Amendments, it takes up 9 pages. The Founding Fathers spent 116 days debating the Constitution which works out to roughly 13 days per page.

    So say, for example, Obamacare’s 2700 pages were required to be debated at that rate… (2700 pages) x (13 days) = 35,100 days. Working 5 days a week year-round with no vacations (or Congressional recesses) that’s 260 working days a year, so to fully debate Obamacare, it would have taken them… 135 years to debate the bill.
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    Gunbunny growls and barks:

    Terrapod @ #:

    pity neither teh Emperor nor myself can legally run as presidential candidates

    And that stopped the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Gunbunny @ #:

    So say, for example, Obamacare’s 2700 pages were required to be debated at that rate… (2700 pages) x (13 days) = 35,100 days. Working 5 days a week year-round with no vacations (or Congressional recesses) that’s 260 working days a year, so to fully debate Obamacare, it would have taken them… 135 years to debate the bill.

    And the problem with this is? :em03:
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