Unless, Of Course, You Have an IQ Larger than Your Cup Size

A Politico report calls it “a crisis that no one anticipated.” The Daily Beast, reporting on Friday’s US intelligence assessment that “Vladimir Putin’s military would not invade Ukraine,” quotes a Senate aide claiming that “no one really saw this kind of thing coming.”

Read the whole thing for a beautiful example of the ObamaMedia going into Full Damage Control Mode™, protecting their lord and savior, Princess Flappy-Ears Obama.

No, absolute NOBODY saw this kind of thing coming. Except for everybody. Everybody with a brain, that is.

And some of those people with brains were quite early with their predictions. From 2008, for example:

During the 2008 presidential campaign, [NAME REDACTED] warned that if Senator Barack Obama were elected president, his “indecision” and “moral equivalence” may encourage Russia’s Vladimir Putin to invade Ukraine.

Yeah. We all remember that, don’t we? What an IDIOT! We mean, seriously!

Who was it, you ask?

You betcha!

You betcha!

We sure dodged a bullet by not having that retarded snowbilly dumb-dumb elected, didn’t we?

Thatisall.

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    Lady H growls and barks:

    Yeah, she’s really “stupid”. (Talking to my cousin, Katy.)

    Thank you to the real stupid voters who voted for the “Community Organizer” so they can make themselves feel good about past horrible treatment of blacks in this county. Thank you for not using your heads and using your

    “feelings”

    for the most important job in this country. Now our lives may be on the line thanks to you.

    PS: Most of you, (not “Katy”, thank goodness) are the biggest hypocrites in the world, and that includes one of my former bosses who loves to spout out her liberal love but can’t seem to quite show it in her personal life.)
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    Lady H growls and barks:

    Canned food, bottled water, and plenty of ammunition. Srsly.
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    Lady H growls and barks:

    Trending topics on Twittle Dee Twittle DUMB:

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    CLUELESS.
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    LC Old Dog growls and barks:

    Real life shit here from late 1989, Location West Berlin

    Us Intel Pukes: The wall is coming down inside two months.
    State Dept: Not forwarded, does not fit our estimate of the situation.

    Us Intel Pukes: The wall is coming down within the week.
    State Dept: Not forwarded, does not fit our estimate of the situation.

    Us Intel Pukes: (Classified out the Ass) The wall is coming down in the next 24 hours!!!!! :em08:
    State Dept: Not forwarded, does not fit our estimate of the situation.

    Real Fucking World 13 Hours Later: The wall is DOWN! :em01:

    State Dept. to Us Intel Pukes: How the fuck could you have missed this shit? It is only your fucking job you incompetent FUCKS!!!

    Anybody think a sequence like this has not gone on here? If so you have no need to report for your routine lobotomy. :em02:

    And yeah I lived the 1989 scenario!!
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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Lady H says:

    Trending topics on Twittle Dee Twittle DUMB:

    #RaisingWhitley
    #BirdBible
    #Happy4YearAnniversaryPrinceRoyce
    Charlie St. Cloud
    #ChavezVera
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    Ukrainian
    Allen Iverson

    CLUELESS.

    Give the poor progtards a moment. They have to wait for JournoList 2.0 to tell them what to think and how it’s all the Koch Bros’ fault!
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    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin's Bastard War-Child growls and barks:

    The Emperor (not the good one, like our esteemed Misha) but the bad, tyrannical one, named Vlad, is rebuilding the Russian Empire. I am going to start betting pools on which of the “independent republics” gets assimilated next. In all honesty,I am kind of torn on this whole Ukraine thing… One one hand, Ukraine is actually the birthplace of Russia as a nation and as a culture, and there are a lot of historical, cultural and familial ties there that do not warrant a simple decision. On the other, there are people who are justifiably pissed off at the Russian government and want nothing to do with the thugs. A lot of “bad blood” there, since commie bastards had their coup in 1917 and started systematically mass murdering people all the way up to present. Finally, as much of a thug and a dictator Putin is, I cannot help but cheer his obvious and open “FUCK YOU” to Obama. To me, there are no “good guys” in this. Anyone who gets into a position of political power in that part of the world is a scumbag. So, it’s asshole vs asshole while people have to suffer.

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    Lady H growls and barks:

    Finally, as much of a thug and a dictator Putin is, I cannot help but cheer his obvious and open “FUCK YOU” to Obama.

    He reaps what he sows. (Obama)
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    Lady H growls and barks:

    OT but Wow! Angela Merkel is sure starting to resemble one of her predecessors!

    :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05:
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    readerjp growls and barks:

    Obama’s picture should be next to the word ‘BULLY.”

    He only attacks when HE has the power over weaker parties.

    He threatens, but doesn’t have the nerve to call a bluff with someone stronger than him.

    Putin must have been cracking up during that 90 minute “conversation” when Obambi told him he must withdraw troops from the Crimea IMMEDIATELY.

    I despise him, he’s made America a joke.

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    readerjp says:

    Putin must have been cracking up during that 90 minute “conversation” when Obambi told him he must withdraw troops from the Crimea IMMEDIATELY.

    I despise him, he’s made America a joke.

    Indeed.
    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin’s Bastard War-Child says:

    Finally, as much of a thug and a dictator Putin is, I cannot help but cheer his obvious and open “FUCK YOU” to Obama. To me, there are no “good guys” in this. Anyone who gets into a position of political power in that part of the world is a scumbag. So, it’s asshole vs asshole while people have to suffer.

    Another indeed. Thing is, the way it would appear is that the Russian Empire would be more like America as it was than as it is. The US is going Soviet, and Russia appears to be going Capitalist!
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    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin's Bastard War-Child growls and barks:

    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician says:

    Another indeed. Thing is, the way it would appear is that the Russian Empire would be more like America as it was than as it is. The US is going Soviet, and Russia appears to be going Capitalist!

    I wish. They are still fascist, since the government still controls private property, and more often than not only those who suck the right dick (excuse my French) and who stole the right amounts from the right people are allowed to do business. If anything, our two empires are CONVERGING in their suckitude. All that said, Russia is recovering from CENTURIES of slavery. It will be a long road to liberty and individual rights, if they EVER choose to go there en masse at all. I am skeptical, for now. Too many assholes there who choose chains and a guaranteed bowl of gruel to uncomfortable and uncertain liberty.
    However, you can get damn good CAPITALIST medical/dental treatment in Russia, with all the modern technologies and medications available in the civilized world, sans insurance, for “cash on the barrel”, for about 1/3 of what same treatment costs here in the USA. Even with the price of a flight and hotel/food, you still save some serious cash. My aging parents went there and got some stuff done. Their dental work is guaranteed for life. Their physicians over there actually discussed long-term lifestyle, nutrition and exercise options to prevent illness and prevent age-related decrepitude instead of just shoving a prescription into their hands and showing them the door. There is some fine grassroots capitalism starting to sprout there, but it is too soon to rejoice. Their government is a soul-sucking Leviathan, just like ours, even worse! And the majority of people are still really fucked in the head. Their souls are poisoned. Communism/socialism/collectivism is a much more dangerous and much more volatile poison than Chernobyl radiation. It will take many generations to completely recover.