… then you’re too dumb to merit the oxygen you’re wasting every day.
His Imperial Majesty is going to go out on a limb here, a limb that has proven remarkably solid since “bulldog” Issa first started doing everything he could to pretend to be giving a shit about the numerous acts of treason and assorted other violations of the Constitution of which Dear Leader and his Progressive Nazi administration are so evidently guilty, and predict that, spoiler alert, exactly as much is going to happen as happened after Dear Leader financed and approved murdering hundreds of Mexicans (an act of war back when law meant something) with weapons he gave to Mexican drug lords, or any of the other 739 high crimes and misdemeanors that the subhuman mongrel in the White House is guilty of.
Which is to say “fuck” and “all.”
But at least Darrel “Cocksucker” Issa is doing what the Gentry GOP tasked him with: Make the rubes that they need for the next election believe that Something Is Being Done™ for at least as long as it takes for the polls to close.
As to His Imperial Majesty, he doesn’t really give much of a shit anymore. We tried. You can lead a retarded American horse to water, but you can’t make it drink.
You’re all such special little snowflakes. Without having the faintest experience with the thousands of years of failures that the rest of the world have made and learned from, some more than others and all of them paying a heavy price for it, you still know better and, as such, can’t be bothered to listen the “extremist” positions of those of us who actually DO know what we’re talking about. We’re like recovering drug addicts trying to explain to kids that drugs aren’t going to make your lives better but fuck us, we have no idea what we’re talking about. You’re going to get it right. YOU won’t get hooked. YOU’LL be able to quit when you want to.
Because special. Yeah, good luck with that.
We’ll still be here when the dust settles because we’ve been there before. You? Who knows. And frankly, who gives a shite anymore? You had it all, you pissed it all away. Just don’t come crying to us.
So fuck it all. Let it burn.