And If You Think That Darrell “Beard” Issa is Going to do Either Jack or Shit About This…

… then you’re too dumb to merit the oxygen you’re wasting every day.

What Happens when Lois Lerner Returns to Testify Next Week?

His Imperial Majesty is going to go out on a limb here, a limb that has proven remarkably solid since “bulldog” Issa first started doing everything he could to pretend to be giving a shit about the numerous acts of treason and assorted other violations of the Constitution of which Dear Leader and his Progressive Nazi administration are so evidently guilty, and predict that, spoiler alert, exactly as much is going to happen as happened after Dear Leader financed and approved murdering hundreds of Mexicans (an act of war back when law meant something) with weapons he gave to Mexican drug lords, or any of the other 739 high crimes and misdemeanors that the subhuman mongrel in the White House is guilty of.

Which is to say “fuck” and “all.”

But at least Darrel “Cocksucker” Issa is doing what the Gentry GOP tasked him with: Make the rubes that they need for the next election believe that Something Is Being Done™ for at least as long as it takes for the polls to close.

As to His Imperial Majesty, he doesn’t really give much of a shit anymore. We tried. You can lead a retarded American horse to water, but you can’t make it drink.

You’re all such special little snowflakes. Without having the faintest experience with the thousands of years of failures that the rest of the world have made and learned from, some more than others and all of them paying a heavy price for it, you still know better and, as such, can’t be bothered to listen the “extremist” positions of those of us who actually DO know what we’re talking about. We’re like recovering drug addicts trying to explain to kids that drugs aren’t going to make your lives better but fuck us, we have no idea what we’re talking about. You’re going to get it right. YOU won’t get hooked. YOU’LL be able to quit when you want to.

Because special. Yeah, good luck with that.

We’ll still be here when the dust settles because we’ve been there before. You? Who knows. And frankly, who gives a shite anymore? You had it all, you pissed it all away. Just don’t come crying to us.

So fuck it all. Let it burn.



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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:



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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Somewhat on topic with regards to useless establishment republicans….

    …Just a reminder you younger pups… the Gentry Wing of the Republican party ran a third party candidate named John Anderson against Reagan in 1980, who ate up between 5% and 8% of the total vote. The Establishment RePubicans would sooner throw a fight to the Demonrats than actually allow us “worthless fly-over trash” have ANY sort of representation.

    These “Rockefeller-Cronies” are the folks Issa REALLY represents, works for and this is the sort of dirty shit they will do to try and keep a real conservative out of office.

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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Speaking of being sold out….

    That’s a dagger in your back folks.

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    Eric Praline growls and barks:

    HempRopeAndStreetlight says:


    I don’t think it needs help. Math already signed the death warrant, now we’re just waiting for the headsman to get loosened up.

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    Greywolf125 growls and barks:

    Some sort of “obama fatigue/overload syndrome” variant now in play? All over commenters are getting more strident in their frustration, fear, and anger after these 5 years and 3 more to come. The venting by the informed and concerned is healthy & warranted by facts. But, there is now a point of diminishing returns in the “see what he/they did nows”.

    My repeated rant is for every comment made to support or directly donate regularly to win capable, conservative U.S. Senate candidates. A more conservative U.S. Senate is obtainable. The LIVs, DWTS, MTVs MSM, etc. are not going to change.

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    FrankOK growls and barks:

    My hope is resistance to the Connecticut “assault” weapon law provides the needed spark to get things rolling nationwide.

    At that point, we all must remember those not with us are our enemies.

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    This is some serious Hitler grade shit. When is Krystallnacht?

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    Veeshir growls and barks:

    At first I trusted Issa but as you say, he’s just the guy throwing fish to the trained seals to get them to arf, clap and blow squeeze bulb horns.

    I don’t like fish and I’m pretty sick of clapping.

    All over commenters are getting more strident in their frustration, fear, and anger

    You noticed that too Greywolf?

    Our social, moral, political and intellectual betters think we’re EUnuchs, they just don’t understand Americans.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Greywolf125 says:

    The venting by the informed and concerned is healthy & warranted by facts. But, there is now a point of diminishing returns in the “see what he/they did nows”.

    After a sufficient number of experiences where you watch “your own side” in Congress promise the moon and then proceed to stab you in the back you sort of reach the point where you just don’t give a fuck anymore. Well, you DO give a fuck about what’s happening to the country, but you stop giving a fuck whenever some new jackass smokescreen beard jumps up and promises to fight, fight, FIGHT for the country blah, blah, blech.

    At least that’s how I feel.

    They can all die in a fire as far as I’m concerned. All of them, Rs and Ds.

    They’re dead to me already.