And Mike Rowe got to do it. Again.
Tell us: If somebody, some huge corporation, say, were to promise to purchase $250,000,000,000, that’s $250 BILLION, worth of goods manufactured in America, would you call that a remarkable investment in our moribund ObamaConomy, a substantial shot in the arm to an economy that Ear Leader and his Socialist Progressive Party have done everything to destroy?
Most would. Heck, even your average Progressive Socialist ‘tard would say as much, provided that the $250 billion went into Ear Leader’s friends’ pockets, ahem, “green energy investments.”
Mike Rowe certainly couldn’t see anything wrong in putting Americans to work manufacturing a quarter trillion dollars (that’s almost as much money as goes into Moochelle Obama’s makeup and vacation budget) worth of goods, so he agreed to say so in an ad.
The corporation is Wal*Mart (cue shrieking Progressive Socialists clutching their pearls), and Wal*Mart is EVUL! Because… Because WAL*MART and The Party told us so in their memo!
Mike responded as only he can, with style, dignity and a wholesome helping of snark.
Yeah, working America, those of us left after 5 years of your messiah’s attempts at eradicating you, that’s Ear Leader and his Progressive Socialist Party for you. “Caring” for you all the way. If they bloody well have to KILL you to show how much they care.
But don’t let that stop you from marching out like obedient little lemmings to vote for Teh Party the next time. And the next, and the next… You miserable, worthless, imbecilic, retarded cunts.