We’ve Got Nothin’

Not much to thrill you three remaining, steadfast, loyal readers with today, so er…

This is where we traditionally proceed to hammer out umpteen gazillion words anyway, but we really are drawing blanks.

Except a timely reminder of just exactly how much attention anybody should pay to anything coming out of the mouth of a celebrity, a gaggle of celebrities, or anybody not consumed by an immediate urge to strangle any celebrity monkey within seconds of his/her commencing to bloviate on anything outside of his/her area of expertise (measured in microns, for those of you interested in those things), we should like to remind you that, on this day back in 1990, the annual circle jerk known as “The Grammys” (because who ever expected that so-called creative people ought to be able to come up with creative names?) awarded Best New Artist to a revolutionary, groundbreaking, blisteringly brilliantly creative “talent.”

Milli Vanilli.

Yeah, that’s what we thought too. So now kindly sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up, entertainment monkeys, unless you intend to actually entertain us.

Oh, and we also heard that the socialist clusterfuck #3,552 in history formerly known as “Venezuela” is now a complete socialist clusterfuck, just like the 3,551 socialist clusterfucks out of 3,551 attempts at socialism that went before them. Quelle surprise! “Progressives”, toilet paper manufacturers hardest hit.



Thatisall, Open Thread.


  1. 1
    sleeper growls and barks:

    The DiploMad wrote a bit on Venezuela on Wednesday. I don’t know if you read his stuff, but you might ought to.

  2. 2
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    sleeper says:

    The DiploMad wrote a bit on Venezuela on Wednesday. I don’t know if you read his stuff, but you might ought to.

    I do, the guy is brilliant. And on my sidebar. Or used to be. DAFUQ??? Sorry, putting him right back in there.

    I should link to him more often, though.

  3. 3
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    ” rel=”nofollow”>Just a reminder because it is beneficial…

  4. 4

    sleeper says:

    The DiploMad wrote a bit on Venezuela on Wednesday. I don’t know if you read his stuff, but you might ought to.

    found another site that I have to bookmark, that’s pretty good stuff over there.

    As long as the socialist/marxist/utopiast/communist/letfist/liberals of the world can point an accusing finger at the achievers and the ones that are successful, and make them the icon of evil and inequality in the eyes of the have nots……they will have a ready made voter base.

    how we change that I don’t know, but it needs to be done.

  5. 5
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Milli Vanilli.

    Known locally as Phonni Balonni.

  6. 6
    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    how we change that I don’t know, but it needs to be done.

    Rope, tree, leftist!

    There is some assembly, but think of the satisfaction!

  7. 7
    LadyRaven growls and barks:

    Open thread – good – how about the subject of a radiation leak in Carlsbad, New Mexico? Crickets. Hearing nothing but crickets! http://www.hyscience.com/archives/2014/02/waste_isolation.php

  8. 8
    Retired Spook growls and barks:

    Since insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result each time, maybe we should assume that all these asshats are just crazy, and treat them like that, i.e., fit them with wraparound canvas blazers, and medicate them heavily and often. Maybe get them a nice padded room somewhere quiet.

  9. 9
    LC Ted growls and barks:

    That was 1990? i thought it was earlier than that. ’87 I thought.


  10. 10
    readerjp growls and barks:

    I can’t believe this is happening in TEXAS!

    PJ Media reported, “Federal Bureau of Investigations documents detailing a 22-site network of terrorist training villages sprawled across the United States. According to the documents, the FBI has been concerned about these facilities for about 12 years, but cannot act against them because the U.S. State Department has not yet declared that their umbrella group, MOA [Muslims of the Americas]/Jamaat ul-Fuqra, as a Foreign Terrorist Organization.”

    The Texas compound is called “Mahmoudberg,” located in south Texas’ Brazoria County on County Road 3 near the town of Sweeny, which has a population of about 4,000. Jamaat ul-Fuqra was the jihad terrorist organization that murdered journalist Daniel Pearl – he had gone to try to interview its leader. According to an informed source, one of Pearl’s murderers now lives at Mahmoudberg.

    I have also discovered that another member of the MOA compound in Sweeny is a police officer for the nearby city of Freeport; his name is Hussein Jones. Informed and well-placed sources have informed me that a few years ago, there was a shooting on the compound. County officers were called, as well as EMS. However, when they arrived, they faced hostile members of the compound who would not allow them inside.


  11. 11
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    My sources tell me also that the compound is made up of mobile buildings that the group regularly rearranges, always positioning them in a way so that if law enforcement had to storm the compound, they would be sitting ducks with a sure tactical disadvantage.
    Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2014/02/texas-police-double-as-mahmoudbergs-militia/#BurgVpgIpVfWFEfJ.99

    There’s a topic for some crusading investigative types! (Plus any DC reporters who have the guts to ask inconvenient questions of Wreck-It Barack & Erich Heiler. Meanwhile we might want to steal some of these clowns’ tactics–assuming they’re even worth it. Somehow I doubt that pushing trailers around will do much to repel an airborne assault. Furthermore we should find out just where every single Jama$$ ol-Fuqqars installation is & spread this info far & wide!

  12. 12
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Just saw a notice announcing that CNN’s dropping Piers Gaveston’s show thanks to low ratings. :em01:

    Meanwhile the post-posting edit function here still doesn’t work. :em04:

  13. 13
    readerjp growls and barks:

    Xystus, you must be a history buff. Piers Gaveston was the “favorite” of Edward II and he offended so many nobles that they hunted him down and beheaded him.

    It was later rumoured that Edward had been killed by the insertion of a piece of copper into his anus (later a red-hot iron rod, as in the supposed murder of Edmund Ironside), supposedly as a deserved end of a homosexual. It also supposedly had the added benefit that it would appear that the king had died a natural death; this is due to the fact that a metal tube was inserted into the rectum first, allowing the iron rod to penetrate the entrails without leaving a burn on the anus. This rumour was elaborated in a much later history by Sir Thomas More:

    “On the night of 11 October (1327 AD) while lying in on a bed [the king] was suddenly seized and, while a great mattress… weighed him down, a plumber’s iron, heated intensely hot, was introduced through a tube into his secret parts so that it burned the inner portions beyond the intestines.”

    I think you mean Piers MORGAN.

  14. 14
    readerjp growls and barks:


    Top Al-Qaeda operative killed in Syria suicide blast

    Abu Khalid al-Suri, who was appointed last year by Al-Qaeda chief Ayman al-Zawahiri as his representative, died in the northern city of Aleppo, said the group.


  15. 15
    readerjp growls and barks:

    Unload: Homeowners open fire on invaders

    Fed-up residents of major city put guns to good use

    Is Detroit now America’s safest city?

    It’s a thought.

    In the last week, three different Detroit residents have used their guns to fire at home invaders. The toll after seven days: Two dead, one wounded, three arrested and a whole lot of people rethinking the idea that Detroit homeowners are soft targets for hardened criminals.

    The latest case of lethal self-defense happened early Saturday morning.

    “Two men broke into a home armed with a tire iron,” reported the ABC affiliate in Detroit.

    “The intruders tried to knock out the homeowner, but the homeowner fired back with his gun. He shot them both and killed one of them, a 21-year-old man. The other man got away.”

    Just a few hours before that, a home invader tried his luck with a woman pulling into her driveway.

    “A man with a gun appeared out of nowhere. She dropped her keys on the ground as a distraction and then reached for her own gun and shot and killed him.”

    The third case, about a week ago, was captured on video. Three black people stormed a home and found a mother inside with her children – and a rifle.

    “I let them know I had a gun once they were in the house,” the mom told WXYZ-TV in Detroit. “They challenged me and said I don’t have a gun. That’s when I shot the first round.”

    Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2014/02/unload-homeowners-open-fire-on-invaders/#5TPVeQJZFkwuiooK.99

  16. 16
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    readerjp @13.

    Yes & yes. Wanted to call him Piers Plowman after a old work of English literature, then decided I should instead label him after a famous loser.

  17. 17
    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    LC Xystus @ #16:
    Just call him “Wanker-boy”, Xystus

    When, oh when will the editor function be fixed??

  18. 18
    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR growls and barks:

    Completely off-topic but I thought this crowd might laugh.

    (Mods, if this does not work, feel free to look or pull the tag or whatever.)

  19. 19
    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR growls and barks:

    Well, the click to edit doesn’t work either, so let’s try this:

    ” rel=”nofollow”>Mr. Bobbitt’s New Ride