Great Moments in Mooselimb Education

No wonder His Obamaness has made it the mission of NASA to reach out to mooselimbs to make them feel better about their own achievements. And, seriously, quick mocking Comrade Zero for having no ambition on that issue. Finding anything that mooselimbs can feel good about is a damn sight harder than sending a man/wymyn to Mars. Or Alpha Centauri, for that matter.

In what represented a cautionary tale for terrorist teachers, and a cause of dark humor for ordinary Iraqis,

…and a source of roaring laughter to anybody with a shred of human decency…

a commander at a secluded terrorist training camp north of Baghdad unwittingly used a belt packed with explosives while conducting a demonstration early Monday for a group of militants, killing himself and 21 other members of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, army and police officials said.

[Waiting for cheers to die down]

Which only leaves us with one vexing question: Where in the name of Jove’s right nut do we send the pizza???

And don’t mock Mr. Gimp, the bomb teacher, either.

He was sent there to teach his students how to set off a suicide belt.

He did.

Mission accomplished.

Thatisall.

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LCBren
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LCBren
February 11, 2014 18:38
angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
February 11, 2014 18:58

Yes, Achmed is doing much better now on Comedy Central. Granted, he’s lost a little weight, and he does have this homo shoving a hand up his ass…
:em05: :em07:

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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
February 11, 2014 19:25

Does workers comp cover that? :em03:

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
February 11, 2014 20:17

:em05:

I hope their last moments on this world were spent in agony and pain, while their termite-like brains processed the fact that all of the limbs scattered about the dirt pit belonged to them.

In honor of this special day, I shall buy a several rolling rock long necks and cheer one of life’s few self-correcting problems.

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Qoheleth
Qoheleth
February 11, 2014 20:43

I love a story with a happy ending, don’t you? By the way, my liege, it has suddenly dawned on me why NASA did that whole Muslim outreach thing. Because with so many of them blasting themselves and their body parts into orbit, NASA becomes the only agency with the ability to reach them. Captain Bart Mancuso: “Now if that… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
February 12, 2014 06:16

KArnold @ #:

Never mind, Mr. Ryan; he’s already blown himself to Mars for us and saved us the trouble.

Oh Great! Now he’s going to convert the Infidel Martians!
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Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
February 12, 2014 06:48

*slow clap*

This goes into the Karmic Justice file along with people who cut through construction zones to evade traffic and end up falling into holes in the road.

Sayonara motherfuckers.

Qoheleth
Qoheleth
February 12, 2014 13:58

“Oh Great! Now he’s going to convert the Infidel Martians!”

Either that, or he’ll provoke the Martians into using their illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator on us (Google THAT if you don’t remember it).

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
February 12, 2014 14:52

KArnold @ #:

Either that, or he’ll provoke the Martians into using their illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator on us (Google THAT if you don’t remember it).

As I recall, that thing never did work right for poor Marvin. Probably made by CGI Federal.
:em07:

watchyerlane
watchyerlane
February 13, 2014 07:16

I just love when stories have a happy ending

Qoheleth
Qoheleth
February 20, 2014 00:46

Somewhere, there is an Acme Explodey Vest factory, owned by a roadrunner.

Famous last words: “Acme?” said Faisal. “I thought it said ‘Achmed’!”