Welcome to TN Beretta !!

Remember this missive I penned back in April of ’13 (Wow have I had the keys to the Imperial booze cabinet that long already?!?!)

Welcome to the Rust Belt

Well here’s an update  –  it looks like Beretta has now decided on Gallatin TN for its new home.

45 Million dollar expansion – Hell yes….TN and her people Thank You from the bottom of our little “redneck hill billy knuckle dragging fly over country” hearts.

Do go read the entire thing – the letter from Beretta’s CEO is a work of art.

I fear I might have been a bit more blunt and concise, but that’s probably why I am not CEO of Jack Shit ..and never will be most likely:

Dear Governor O’rotten-crotch Malley….fuck you. We’re leaving. And oh, by the way…..Suck it – you Constitution violating  socialist cunts, good luck making up the lost tax revenue.

Love and Kisses,

Beretta

 

 

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FrankOK
FrankOK
February 7, 2014 04:11

This kind of thing is proving the existence of the once referred to “Silent Majority”.

Now if we can also get that majority to approach the runnings of goverment with same fervor as is demonstrated on tailgates whilst a group, most of which have difficulty reading and writing, play with a ball like a dog would.

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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
February 7, 2014 06:02

I’ve had a Beretta 92 for over 20 years now. It was my first hand gun. Solid, reliable and reasonable accuracy.

Of course it isn’t a .45 and I have since rectified that by honoring At. Browning.

And to make things even better?

A new product is now available.

Liberal Tears Gun Oil
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BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
February 7, 2014 08:47

Still two votes that count … the votes with the wallet and from the rooftops.

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
February 7, 2014 17:14

Hmmm, I don’t own a Beretta. I may need to correct that. My lovely bride has mentioned she wouldn’t mind owning a carbine chambered in a pistol caliber, Beretta makes a nice looking one.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
February 7, 2014 17:46

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan @ #:

I may need to correct that

Gun store near me carries Beretta. Hie thee to the store and buy!
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And now for something even better…

Kentucky All State Choir – National Anthem – Hyatt Louisville 2013
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FrankOK
FrankOK
February 7, 2014 18:24

… have a 92FS (9 sillymeter) and a 96 (.40 S&W). Both are excellent. :em01:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
February 8, 2014 06:13

I have two 9MM’s and one .45 I need another .45 for balance. One 9mm is a compact model and the .45 is a commander sized model. I carry one for every day use and the other for more formal occasions. I’ll let you figure out which. And just so you know, someone finally did an accurate study of the… Read more »

FrankOK
FrankOK
February 8, 2014 06:50

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent says:

What was that quip I heard just the other day ? Oh yeah…. “.45 ACP – It’s like a 9MM – but for grown ups”.

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent recently posted..Welcome to TN Beretta !!

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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
February 9, 2014 16:15

Schadenfreude Alert! Schadenfreude Alert!
In keeping with this topic, (Guns and moonbats), it seems that some Community Organizer in New York who helped ram through the New York SAFE (For Criminals) ACT has been busted for carrying a gun on school grounds. He’s looking at 4 years.
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irish19
irish19
February 9, 2014 23:39

angrywebmaster @ #:
What a great study. The .40 S&W result is the best. :em01:
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FrankOK
FrankOK
February 10, 2014 06:55

angrywebmaster says: Schadenfreude Alert! Schadenfreude Alert! In keeping with this topic, (Guns and moonbats), it seems that some Community Organizer in New York who helped ram through the New York SAFE (For Criminals) ACT has been busted for carrying a gun on school grounds. He’s looking at 4 years. angrywebmaster recently posted..A moonbat gets his comeuppance Methinks this is more… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
February 10, 2014 07:37

FrankOK @ #:

Methinks this is more accurately described by our Dear Emperor as SCHADENBONER.

I didn’t want to violate the Emperor’s copyright. I understand he uses other then standard methods to protect it.
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Emperor Misha I
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Emperor Misha I
February 10, 2014 13:29

angrywebmaster says:

I didn’t want to violate the Emperor’s copyright. I understand he uses other then standard methods to protect it.
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I told the damn Praetorians to make it look like an accident, ferjunossake!

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
February 10, 2014 13:47

Emperor Misha I @ #:

I told the damn Praetorians to make it look like an accident, ferjunossake!

Well, they must have gotten it right the second time around. Seems a senior instructor in Suicide Bombing 101 made a slight mistake.
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Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby
February 10, 2014 14:59

angrywebmaster @ #15:
I hope Achmed is not going to file for Workmen’s Comp.
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readerjp
readerjp
February 10, 2014 21:28

Does anyone check The Mailbox?

FrankOK
FrankOK
February 11, 2014 00:29

Igor, Imperial Booby says:

angrywebmaster @ #15:
I hope Achmed is not going to file for Workmen’s Comp.

I’m rather surprised Heinrich Holder isn’t trying to get workers’ comp for the bastards – just because the diaper-headed boys are out of the country is no reason an executive order can’t come down, aiding those the so-called president really cares about.

Darth Venomous
Darth Venomous
February 11, 2014 01:49

JP, because of how busy Misha is a great deal of the time, getting an immediate response from him is nigh well impossible.

I’m at lordspatula@spatulacitybbs.net, if there’s something you need, sir.

BITOA
BITOA
February 12, 2014 10:02

Beautiful Beretta! Now O”malley can look forward to being Gov. of the State of Jackshit !!!!!!!!