Caaaaan You Feel the Looooove Tonight?

We may just make this an ongoing series of schadenboner articles about leftist retards reaping the whirlwind that their illiterate votes have sown (h/t Imperial Library Czar):

During a Google Hangout session on Friday, fry cook Darnell Summers told President Obama that his hours were cut due to the Affordable Care Act.

You don’t SAY? Of course, back when it was announced that the Unaffordable Care Act would make employer insurance, well, Unaffordable, but that employers only had to offer it to FULL-time employees, all of those of us with functioning brains (aka NON-Obama voters) predicted that, wait for it, full-time employees would soon find themselves in part-time jobs.

But you imbeciles didn’t listen, did you? You were too busy screaming RAYCISSSSS at us. So fuck you, fuck you very, very muuuuuuuuuuch.

Oh, by the way, who did you vote for? Thought so. Fuck you once more.

“We were broken down to part time to avoid paying health insurance,” he said. Summers explained that he makes $7.25 an hour and has been on strike four times seeking a wage increase. “We can’t survive, it’s not livin’,” he said.

violinist

Hear that song? It’s sad. It’s very, very sad. And it’s the smallest violin on the planet too!

Did we remember to say “fuck you?”

You shat and pissed in your bed, now go sleep in it, Obamarrhoid.

The president responded by urging states to increase the minimum wage. “I am working to encourage states, governors, mayors, state legislators to raise their own minimum wage,” Obama said. “Obviously, the way to reach millions of people would be for Congress to pass a new federal minimum wage law. So far, at least, we have not seen support from Republicans for such a move.”

Oh, so first you pass a law that makes everybody lose their hours so they can’t afford food anymore. And then you blame the Republicans because they won’t wave a magic dollar wand and just pay everybody more per hour to compensate for your own very deliberate sabotage. How utterly… predictable. And typical socialist. But don’t call him that. The “pragmatists” in the RINO punditry will call you “hysterical” and “unhelpful” and that would be bad!

And of course, to mouth-breathing morons like, we don’t know, every single Obama Voter in the country, raising the wages of your local fry cook is not at ALL going to make the prices of burgers and fries go up, nosirree. Why, those capitalist owners with their stretch limos and diamond-encrusted jacuzzis will just pluck some more money off the money trees they have in their yards. Ah-yup.

Damn imbeciles. Get the fuck off our planet.

Thatisall.

8 comments

  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Obama voters. God’s gift to Satan. :em07:

  2. 2

    fry cook Darnell Summers told President Obama that his hours were cut due to the Affordable Care Act.

    Am I the only one who remembers how these types of jobs were what teenagers and college kids had to get through summer, and pay for their cars and school books? Now they’ve become a f****ing career choice? How old is he? What school did darling Darnell graduate from? What was his GPA? Did he attempt to go to college? Did he apply for financial aide for tuition? Has he made any effort to learn a truly marketable trade skill? My Give-A-Damn is well and truly busted for these folks. :em08:

  3. 3
    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R @ #2:

    Ever since part-time jobs are now the “norm”, the Obamadroids are expecting a full-time wage.

    I agree with you, these were ENTRY LEVEL get-your-foot-in-the-experience-door jobs that were not expected to be a “living wage”.

    Idiot Great Unwashed Masses. :em08:

  4. 4
    Orion growls and barks:

    1: It won’t raise the price of burgers and fries. It’ll quite possibly lower them. Because all these idiots will no longer be making burgers and fries. Instead a friendly automated device that makes your burger perfectly every time and has 0 chance of spitting in it, dropping a fingernail in it, or dropping it on the floor will make your burger.

    2: DJ, I’d be shifting people to part time as fast as I could too – before they pass a law preventing me from doing just that.

    Orion

  5. 5
    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    “Cause & Effect” have never been strong grokking points of the Marxist Muttfucking Brigade. They can’t seem to understand that flooding country with unsecured paper (Read: Money) will, in due course, make the previously-scarce paper worth less, thus driving up the price of everything that said paper is traded for. It’s the same for minimum wage, Socialized HellCare, etc., ad nauseum. They keep shitting on the plate and trying to get everyone else to sit down and eat it along with them. I think I’ll pass.

    Socialism: Killing You Because We Care!

  6. 6
    LC hilljohnny growls and barks:

    Summers explained that he makes $7.25 an hour and has been on strike four times seeking a wage increase.

    i’m surprised he still has a job.

  7. 7
    Darth Venomous growls and barks:

    “We were broken down to part time to avoid paying health insurance,” he said. Summers explained that he makes $7.25 an hour and has been on strike four times seeking a wage increase. “We can’t survive, it’s not livin’,” he said.

    Yet the fucking-assed fool has been on strike four times about it. And never once gotten that for which he and his fellow shit-for-brains union hacks struck.

    You’d think they’d have learned by now. :em02:

  8. 8
    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Worse.
    Faster.

    It needs to hurt, and hurt bad – fast enough to keep each usurpation, slight and wound fresh in the mind on the aggrieved while new ones pile on at a rage inducing rate. Obamacare is pretty much the perfect catalyst for some serious social transformation.

    Just not the kind the DemonRats and the RePubicans had in mind.