I’m Speechless

I’m just gonna leave this rancid display of Stoooooopidity (capital S multiple ooooo) here for y’all to play with. I really don’t now what’s worse, this former community organizer’s incoherent mental diarrhea, or the abject wasteland of mental flotsam and jetsam of the idioacracy that elected him.



  1. 1
    Orion growls and barks:

    Does it also have a shoulder thing that goes up?

    That would be REALLY scary! Like a ZOMBIE gun or something!


  2. 2
    Special Ed growls and barks:

    Was his code name in ‘Nam “Agent Orange”, like Billy Ray Valentine in Trading Places? You know, he was in a special unit tactics battalion, it was very hush-hush. :em07:

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    LibraryGryffon growls and barks:

    Maybe we need a bill requiring legislators to actually know what they are talking about before they propose legislation.


    They can’t even be bothered to read the stuff they vote on, why should we expect them to actually understand what they are writing? Though if we could get someone to slip that into one of those massive bills, who knows what we might be able to get passed. The Left does it all the time (just look at the Unaffordable Insurance Act), maybe our side could try to get in on the action.

  4. 4
    LC Roguetek growls and barks:

    I.. my.. you.. they. -ow-.. The stupid, it burns.

  5. 5
    watchyerlane growls and barks:

    Why should legislators need to be knowledgeable on bills that none of them are going to read anyway? It seems he is quite knowledgeable on Grandstanding and Asshattery, though.
    I always enjoy watching videos by people who are shredding idiotic statists.

  6. 6
    LC R6 growls and barks:

    It’s a good thing he wasn’t speaking in cursive. 12% of the population wouldn’t have been able to understand him.

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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    The only thing I have seen capable of that rate of fire is a CIWS.

    He wont be holding that fucker up at a press conference, it weighs close to a tonne and usually found mounted on a fucking battleship

    30 rounds in half a second.

    Was that the number of bullets the gun is supposed to fire, or the number of drinks he had before getting up on a podium? :em05: :em05:

  8. 8
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    The HK G11 could, theoretically, fire half that fast, if it wasn’t slowed down during full auto fire.

  9. 9
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    I had a Ghost Gun as a youngster. It didn’t fire 3,600 rounds per minute, sadly.

  10. 10
    BITOA growls and barks:

    Just another sterling example of an asshole, voted into office by the permanent class of other American sucker assholes.
    Practice makes perfect,

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Once again, re: “it’s time for America to have a conversation about gun control”

    Not possible. How can I have a conversation with something less intelligent than a boiled carrot?

  12. 12

    Emperor Misha I @ #:
    Boiled carrots take umbrage at the comparison sire. Even they think this douchenozzle is a fucking idiot.

  13. 13
    LC MuscleDaddy growls and barks:

    Aw HELL YEAH!!!

    I want a gun that fires 30-caliber magazines!!!

    I let’s be honest – MagPul wishes their production rate was 60/sec…

    – MD

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    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    Well, he has one fan. Diane Feinstein. He has rescued her from the ignominious fate of being remembered as the most firearms-illiterate politician from California.

    I suppose the Age of Reason had to end sometime, monkeyhammered into little tiny pieces by these festering pustules of disorganized DNA who call themselves progressives.

  15. 15
    LC R6 growls and barks:

    Wasn’t this the gun that was used in the Rehabilitation arena in Idiocracy?

  16. 16
    Mark growls and barks:

    Most of the new crop of Mexican legislators here in Californiastan want it to be just like Mexico, but with better welfare. These LaRaza, Mecha, Lulac types can kiss my ass.

  17. 17
    rickn8or growls and barks:

    Carolyn “Shoulder Thing That Goes Up” McCarthy is doing the Happy Dance.