Speaking of Congrats…

A little birdie (OK, a huge fucking albatross, same thing only different) reminded me that it is a certain Vile Imperator’s birthday. I would advise against asking how old he is though, he’s out of ewoks to wipe his ass with and has been a bit grumpy as a result. If you have hair on your balls, go for it, otherwise….

So belly up to the bar and bring me a tankard of meade and the head of a small pig, there’s some debauchery to be had in his honor. Oh, and it’s Wednesday. Two fine reasons to get your drink on.

Happy birthday Misha.

28 comments

  1. 1
    LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole growls and barks:

    I thought he used Wookies??? Happy B-day my Liege

  2. 2
    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR growls and barks:

    The head of a small pig?

    :em05:

    Screw you. I want ALL of a BIG pig, dressed and spitted with plenty of BBQ sauce and fixin’s. Debauchery isn’t debauchery unless we’re all as stuffed as we are drunk, ya know.
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    FrankOK growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday, your Vileness.
    :em01:

  4. 4
    LC Ohio Right Wing Nut growls and barks:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY :em01:

  5. 5
    VAconservative growls and barks:

    The biggest of the birthday wishes. Hoping you and all of yours are blessed this day.

    And I’ll hoist a little whistle wetter in your honor today.

  6. 6

    Happy birthday, moy dorogoy, oboyatel’nyj bratik! May the best always find you wherever you are!
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    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR growls and barks:

    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR @ #:

    And wow, was I remiss on this. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    Celebrate in earnest, my Liege. Who knows what the misadministration will outlaw tomorrow. For my part, I will dedicate the first four of my Old Fashioneds this evening in your honor. Zum Wohl!

  9. 9
    KArnold growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday from this quarter as well, Misha; may you enjoy many more, each one better than the one before it.

    Hoisting one in your honor -

  10. 10
    Farmor, LC, GLOR and Imperial Mother growls and barks:

    Til lykke min dreng. Nu har jeg købt billet til Nelly og mig selv – sagde hunden – så vi kommer og invaderer jer fra d. 26. april og drager så hjemad d. 8. maj. Hvis vi skulle ha’ ventet, ville det blive 1000 dask dyrere pr. næse – derfor denne hjemrejsedato. Vi snakkes ved i morgen på Skype.

    Elsker og savner dig min skat.
    P.s. jeg ville ikke være den første, der skrev, da det jo blot ville være under en helt anden gratulation – derfor nu

  11. 11

    what time does the ritual sacrifice start?

  12. 12
    Boryon growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday Misha. So, how many years experience do you have of being 21 years old?

    Hey, I can get away with it, there’s a pond between us :em07:

  13. 13
    CaveChild growls and barks:

    Happy birthday! :em01:

  14. 14
    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    I still gots some hairs ….How many revolutions around the sun does this make?

    Congrats on making another turn around the sun. Finished my 50th trip this yr.

    May your day and the rest of the year be filled with much happiness.

  15. 15
    Yasherka growls and barks:

    S dnem rozhdeniya!

    Many Years!

  16. 16
    LC Guy S growls and barks:

    Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!! From out here in the hinterlands. May the libations be free flowing and plentiful, and the amount of friends and family who share this day with you be greater still!

  17. 17
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    The happiest of Happy Birthdays to you my liege! I hoist a glass of Laphroaig in your honor.

  18. 18
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday Your Vileness, and may you have many more.

  19. 19
    LC Old Dog growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday My Liege, Beam Black on the rocks in the air. Tell everyone that the grey hairs ain’t the years it’s the two kids! :em01:

    Hey it worked for me for 60 plus years! :em05:
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    LC Gregory growls and barks:

    The happiest of Happy Birthdays to you my liege! I hoist a glass of Laphroaig in your honor

    Damn, Gunsniper. YOU, sir, have Good Taste. For those who don’t know the glory, try some Laphroaig. Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200.

    O My Emperor and O The Delight Of My Eyes,

    May this be the greatest Birthday of your life until the next one. Reading and commenting on your Blog is an Honor to me.

    Thank you.

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    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR says:

    I want ALL of a BIG pig, dressed and spitted with plenty of BBQ sauce and fixin’s. Debauchery isn’t debauchery unless we’re all as stuffed as we are drunk, ya know.

    I didn’t say it was for eating now did I?

    Pork, it’s not just for consumption anymore. :em01:
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    LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole growls and barks:

    I think N@t, Nikki and moi have the debauchery portion pretty well nailed down

    :em06:

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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday, Misha..and since I am as well safely over a pond and thus IMMUNE from his wrath….it aint every day you turn 55…

    *runs like hell*

    :em05: :em05: :em05:

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    LC Light29ID – The Imperial Asshole says:

    I think N@t, Nikki and moi have the debauchery portion pretty well nailed down

    We were pretty damn impressive that day!
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    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Blessed birthday, my liege.

    May you have 50 more.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Oh holy crap! Somebody had to let the cat out of the bag, didn’t they? *looking sternly at a certain Devil Dog*

    Well, since it’s no longer a secret, we might as well break out the booze and snacks. I have a case of delicious vodka brewed from potatoes fermenting in the bitter tears of progtards receiving the bill for their beloved ObamaCare and realizing that they’re fucked beyond belief.

    It seems fitting for an, ahem, older fart like myself, the generation, the only generation as a matter of fact, who will benefit from the money the progtard youngsters get to pay in shitloads for insurance they don’t need to propose a toast for the yoot who voted themselves into penury. Twice.

    Awfully nice of you, kids. Just wanted to let you know that when you get to be my age, my generation will have spent all of the money and you will be well and truly reamed up the arse with a socialist 2×4.

    What’s that phrase you always use as a “put down” of us “bitter clingers?”

    Oh yes… “Elections have consequences.”

    Enjoy yours. You earned them the hard way at the ballot box, and every single second of the unending misery that will be the rest of your idiot lives as a result is well deserved.

    Now get back to crying. I have another batch I’d like to get started.

    Thanks for the best wishes and… Let’s get shit faced!
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    Darth Venomous growls and barks:

    Oh holy crap! Somebody had to let the cat out of the bag, didn’t they? *looking sternly at a certain Devil Dog*

    Look on the bright side. I could have posted this again. :em06:

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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    Skaal, my liege. Sory for the belated wishes, I had to go to the eye doc yesterday for my bi-annual vision checkup, and those drops they put in your eyes screw up your vision for at least 8 hours. I had to sleep on it.

    So you’re a young 50, eh? Here’s hoping for a good 50 more. 100 is a good target to go for!
    :em01: