Great White Whale Harpooned. RINOs, Hot Air Hardest Hit

There might be a tautology or a pleonasm hiding in that headline.

Sorry about the frequent absences, His Majesty has been a bit under the weather. That and bad news, but not to worry. We’re still here, it’s all good and it’ll be alright. Did we mention “don’t worry?” Yeah, we know how you are, and we love you for it, but seriously: don’t worry.

Still, we had to drag our sorry self to the keyboard when we, catching up on the news, found out that the Rove Wing of the RINO Party (more RINO than usual, which is saying a lot) took a huge hit when their Golden Boy for ’16, Krispy Kreme Kristie, took a harpoon straight to his voluminous gut.

Not so much fun when your staff is caught exacting revenge on the innocent people of a city whose mayor refused to endorse your gun-grabbing, Glowbull Wormening-endorsing, pro-amnesty for illegal immigrants arse, is it?

Of course, Krispy Knew NUFFINK’, I tells you, NUFFINK!

Gov. Chris Christie has responded Wednesday afternoon to email exchanges made public earlier in the day linking a top aide to the George Washington Bridge lane closure scandal that’s been under investigation.

“What I’ve seen today for the first time is unacceptable.

“For the first time, you know. I didn’t know until I read it in the newspapers. For the first time. The FIRST. TIME!”

Chris Schulzie

Isn’t it cute? It would seem that he and Comrade Zero weren’t just hugging during their post-tropical depression Sandy bromance session. One of them actually got pregnant. And we can’t be blamed for not noticing. What’s an extra dozen pounds on Krispy Kreme Kristie, after all?

I am outraged and deeply saddened to learn that not only was I misled by a member of my staff,

“Misled, I tells you, MISLED! About the thing that I didn’t know anything about until today when I heard about it FOR THE FIRST TIME!” We don’t know how that works. Being misled about something that you haven’t even heard about, but we’re sure there is a perfectly good explanation. For values of “perfectly good.”

But rest assured that Krispy the Klown is outraged, OUTRAGED he tells you! Nobody, NOBODY is more angry than he is!

At some point the Joisey Blimp really needs to start worrying about cribbing all of his boyfriend’s notes. He might get sued for copyright infringement.

but this completely inappropriate and unsanctioned conduct

“Did I mention that I had nothing to do with it and absolutely did NOT look the other way with a nudge and a wink? About this thing that I knew NUFFINK about until I read it in the newspapers today!”

was made without my knowledge.

“Just so you know. I knew NUFFINK! Until today. About the thing I was misled about earlier, before I knew it was even happening. The thing I had nothing to do with.”

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

One thing is clear: this type of behavior is unacceptable and I will not tolerate it because the people of New Jersey deserve better. This behavior is not representative of me or my Administration in any way,

“Except it was perpetrated by people in my Administration. That I knew nothing about. Who misled me.”

and people will be held responsible for their actions,” the governor said in a statement.

“OTHER people, but I guarantee you that they’ll be held responsible. A lot. For this thing that I don’t know anything about and about which I was being misled by people in my Administration who are not representative of my Administration.”

It’d be a whole lot funnier if it hadn’t been for at least one person dying because of Krispy Kreme’s Stormtroopers petulant shenanigans.

UPDATE: LC Xystus notes in comments that it appears that the Death By Kristie story may be a bit… inaccurate. Needless to say, we believe our good LC, but if somebody could find a link to confirm, please feel free to do so. Either way, we hope and pray that it’s true, since a life is involved here.

Back to the drawing board, Karl. We do believe that your RINO Folly Flavor of ’16 is done for.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thatisall.

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LC MuscleDaddy
LC MuscleDaddy

Does sound suspiciously like every response The Won has given to everything from Fast ‘n Furious, to Benghazi, to IRS Abuse, to the Obamacare-clusters…

I guess once you’ve seen it work for someone else, it’s hard NOT to take that smart-car for a spin.

– MD

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

The Krusty-Administration-Causes-Death story has been itself harpooned. Unfortunately I don’t recall where, in the past day, I heard that. Meanwhile I see at least two advantages. As His Viciousness has hinted, Krusty was the preferred RINO/mediot (R) candidate for Prez–not that he’d even declared yet! The lamestreamers seem to have knocked off “their” guy way too early. Furthermore this feeding… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Sorry about the frequent absences, His Majesty has been a bit under the weather. Shall we send the brewed elixir of health? It’s made from magical hops. Christy and the Establishment seem to be operating under the delusion that he ever had a chance at the white house. He would have been torn to shreds in the primaries and if… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

Angry – never underestimate the RePubic establishment’s ability to slice and dice the conservative base, change election rules on the fly, and fraudulently award points to their favored candidate. There was ONE moderate mush candidate, one libertarian candidate, and a flock of conservative candidates, who who encouraged and baited into staying in long enough to keep the conservative base hopelessly… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

Though my brother will disagree with me – he worked Santorum’s Campaign – I view people like Huckabee, Santorum and Bachman as spoilers to splice the conservative base like an onion, and Paul as a spoiler to slice up the libertarians. No, I don’t think they are “in” on it, I believe they are being manipulated with a false sense… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

Boy that lack of edit feature makes me a sad panda…

dasbow
dasbow

And yet another RINO finds the lamestream media turning on him once he’s no longer of use to them.

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

It makes me absolutely crazy that until this incident, the fat fuck was considered a shoe-in for the nomination! How stupid are the voters? Seriously? The guy took on some union thugs, and all of a sudden he’s a conservative hero??? He’s a fat RINO fuck! He bought into the globulwarming histrionics, he sucks on guns, he screeched like a… Read more »

Azygos
Azygos

Nicki,

Its not healthy to hold back how you really feel. Just tell us the truth.

Krispy Kreme has been pudhed daily in the local press here up until the bridge thing the other day.

LC Darth Scoundrel
LC Darth Scoundrel

All I need to know about Krispy I learned in the Brian Aitken affair.

In fact, all I need to know about New Jersey I learned during the Brian Aitken affair.

Azygos
Azygos

An edit button would really be nice. I don’t know what a pudhed is.

dasbow
dasbow

Library Czar @ #:

Me neither, but I can guess…

FrankOK
FrankOK

When one denies involvement in something, said denial shouldn’t take over 2 minutes. The longer the denial lasted, the more evident the lie became. It sickens me to think there are people that believed the bastard. :em08:

There’s no such thing as a “good” politician – well, there is but I’ll not go there. :em01:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

FrankOK @ #:

It sickens me to think there are people that believed the bastard.

The RINO’s led by Crybaby Boehner still support him and want him as the nominee, (And loser) in 2016.
:em08:

watchyerlane
watchyerlane

As a resident of the People’s Republic of New Jersey, I can tell you this Governor is learning a valuable lesson. His act of smallness is now being punished by Democrats because he attacked one of “theirs” in that Fort Lee mayor. He is receiving no tactical air support from the GOP because of his hugfest with TEH ONE. He… Read more »

FrankOK
FrankOK

angrywebmaster says:

FrankOK @ #:

“The RINO’s led by Crybaby Boehner still support him and want him as the nominee, (And loser) in 2016.”

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Get it right, sir – It’s not Boehner – it’s BONER.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

:em03: You know, one would have thought the D next door would have supported this POS. Other than to not make it so obvious he’s one of them.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

FrankOK @ #:

Get it right, sir – It’s not Boehner – it’s BONER.

Sorry, that does not compute. There is nothing at all stiff about the current speaker of the house.
:em05:

Dr_Mike
Dr_Mike

To be fair to Christie – His story is: a month ago he learned of this, called his staffers in, and said “You have 1 hour to tell my chief of staff or my legal counsel anything you know.” Then, an hour later, he gave a press conference saying nobody on his staff knew about this because nobody came forward.… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

Krispy Kreme is just a different flavor of shit – and I don’t find his story all that convincing. I’d bet a round of drinks his darling little tale would change drastically if forced to make it under oath…

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Library Czar says: Nicki, Its not healthy to hold back how you really feel. Just tell us the truth. Krispy Kreme has been pudhed daily in the local press here up until the bridge thing the other day. Yeah. I know. I’m working on it! LOL LC Darth Scoundrel says: All I need to know about Krispy I learned in… Read more »

angrywebmaster says:

Sorry, that does not compute. There is nothing at all stiff about the current speaker of the house.

I think his blood alcohol content would suggest otherwise.

lc purple raider
lc purple raider

Sorry, that does not compute. There is nothing at all stiff about the current speaker of the house.

I think his blood alcohol content would suggest otherwise.

That’s why he has beer goggles for Ovomit!

readerjp
readerjp

He didn’t know about it? What a load of horseshit! My brother moved to NJ and told me the politics there are even dirtier than NY. You just have to look at him to see he’s a big, fat, swaggering BULLY. I can absolutely see him “Let’s get that bastard in Ft. Lee, and show then who’s boss”

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Big deal. It’s not as if Krusty closed, say, a scenic turnout near Mt. Rushmore or the Badlands, or tried shutting down a war memorial on the Mall–or held a busload of tourists under armed guard. It takes federal ƒµ¢%$ $ for that–oh, yeah, & a vile excuse for a president. :em04:

LCBren
LCBren

He didn’t know about it? What a load of horseshit! My brother moved to NJ and told me the politics there are even dirtier than NY. He didnt know about it the same way that banks and other organisations have been fleeced by staff under their very noses. one woman got away with it for FIVE YEARS and she embezzled… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

And the avalanche continues. This time, Fatass is accused of misusing Sandy funds – those funds he screeched and shrieked he wanted and needed for the chilluns of New Jersey or some shit… even at the expense of Congress passing a pork-laden disaster of a bill. CNN has learned that federal officials are investigating whether Christie improperly used those relief… Read more »

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent

One of them actually got pregnant. And we can’t be blamed for not noticing. What’s an extra dozen pounds on Krispy Kreme Kristie, after all? Yeah- and he’s carrying Rosemary’s fucking demon child…. Of course, When there’s blood in the water – the sharks will come, the Great white whale takes another harpoon shot…. Is it time to say ”… Read more »

watchyerlane
watchyerlane

As for the Sandy advertising scandal, it is a nothing story. So the governor used Sandy money to promote the state to bring business back, big deal. I will have the appropriate amount of anger as soon as Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi and the AMerican Red Cross tell us what happened to the hundreds of millions they supposedly raised. You… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

watchyerlane says: As for the Sandy advertising scandal, it is a nothing story. So the governor used Sandy money to promote the state to bring business back, big deal. I will submit that the money was to be used to rebuild, not for tourism advertisement. This strikes me as misappropriation. watchyerlane says: I will have the appropriate amount of anger… Read more »

watchyerlane
watchyerlane

OK Nicki, you make a few good points but you have to remember, the area most hardest hit survives on tourism. We on the Jersey Shore have an economy that depends on people coming to our shores in the summer and blowing millions of dollars on cheap kewpie dolls and other silly trinkets. The fact that Christie did an ad… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Not that I admire “The Eater of Donuts,” but it looks like he got a signoff to use the money for advertising from the King Putt Regime.
:em03:
Oh, feel free to steal the image on that link.
:em01: :em05:

Azygos
Azygos

I’m not holding my breath until the feds investigate that dick sucking dem Cuomo for what he did with the Sandy money Gnu Yawk got.

Its all Poly tics and kristy Kreme should have attacked not been “sad”

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

watchyerlane says: OK Nicki, you make a few good points but you have to remember, the area most hardest hit survives on tourism. We on the Jersey Shore have an economy that depends on people coming to our shores in the summer and blowing millions of dollars on cheap kewpie dolls and other silly trinkets. The fact that Christie did… Read more »

Terrapod
Terrapod

Best photoshop I have seen in a very long time – almost perfect both in execution and spirit I simply think this is the test run for the machine that will be supporting shrillary for 2016. Best Chicago machine tradition, isolate, ridicule and destroy the enemy. Just wait until some serious potential R presidential candidate (a real non rino one,… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

Krispy Kreme Kristy has presidential ambitions shattered. In other news, Ann Coulter found catatonic in upscale New York Apartment. More news at 10.

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

HempRopeAndStreetlight says:

Krispy Kreme Kristy has presidential ambitions shattered. In other news, Ann Coulter found catatonic in upscale New York Apartment. More news at 10.

I thought she didn’t like him anymore?

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

I don’t know. After her slobbering love affair with Jumbo and Mitchy-poo, I turn off the radio every time she appears. I added her to Peggy Noonan and The Little Green Footballs guy in my “confirmed idiot no longer paying attention to” directory. I’m not a very forgiving guy about some things. There is “wrong” and then there is “wrong.”

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

HempRopeAndStreetlight says: I don’t know. After her slobbering love affair with Jumbo and Mitchy-poo, I turn off the radio every time she appears. I added her to Peggy Noonan and The Little Green Footballs guy in my “confirmed idiot no longer paying attention to” directory. I’m not a very forgiving guy about some things. There is “wrong” and then there… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

I thought she was creaming her man shorts over Mitt Romney more recently too.

Never been a fan. She strikes me as a shrew.

readerjp
readerjp

Here’s an aspect of the whole affair that most everyone missed; his apology showed him to be as narcissistic as Obama. Even in disgrace, the New Jersey governor — and the nominal front-runner for the 2016 GOP nomination — managed to turn his nationally televised news conference into a forum on the virtues of his favorite subject: himself. Use of… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

HempRopeAndStreetlight @ #: Krispy Kreme Kristy has presidential ambitions shattered. In other news, Ann Coulter found catatonic in upscale New York Apartment. More news at 10. Coulter disavowed and I believe actually apologized for her original support of His FatAssiness. She is capable of learning from her mistakes. I still don’t pay much attention to the anorexic bleach blonde anymore.… Read more »

watchyerlane
watchyerlane

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #: Nicki, don’t trust Pallone, he is a bigger scumbag than Christie and THAT’S saying something. Unfortunately when you have been watching Jersey politics for as long as I have, this has ALL the appearances of a political assassination. THe traffic cone thing followed 48 hours later by a radical leftist Democrat airing… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

watchyerlane says: LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #: Nicki, don’t trust Pallone, he is a bigger scumbag than Christie and THAT’S saying something. Unfortunately when you have been watching Jersey politics for as long as I have, this has ALL the appearances of a political assassination. THe traffic cone thing followed 48 hours later by a radical leftist… Read more »