The Salt of Your Bitter, Disappointed Tears… It Nourishes Me…

We know we’re probably going straight to hell for this, but we just can’t help it. It just brings tears of laughter to our eyes when the progressive retards who have been huffing unicorn farts for five years finally get the bill in the mail and realize that There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch™.

The only thing that could possibly make our Schadenboner any more terrifying in its tumescent splendor would be if they came crawling to us, His Imperial Told You So-Edness, for sympathy, assistance or even a pat on their pointed little heads. But that would just be too much to ask for.

One Oregon mother says that she is unable to afford health insurance for her and her 18-month-old son because it’s too expensive.

Surely you jest!

Nobody has been able to sign up on “Cover Oregon” (in massive loads of Obama’s spooge) and their pathetic, 404’ing clusterfuck of a miserable failure, so how could you possibly know that you can’t afford it?

The woman — who wishes to remain anonymous —

Proving that she’s not a complete retard. Just Progtarded enough to vote for the spiked 2×4 up her ample arse twice in a row.

tells KOIN-TV that she originally championed President Barack Obama’s signature health care law because she thought it would help people in her situation.

Translation: “I supported it because I thought it would get me free shit so I didn’t have to go get a paying job.”

Which, when you think about it, is a great attitude for a mother, not to mention an example to the rest of us when it comes to showing responsibility for the well-being of the child you brought into the world. “Not my problem! Somebody else needs to pay for that!”

If only we all were as respectable, responsible and community-minded as Democrat Progressive Socialist Obama Voters.

“I’ve been a cheerleader for…

“…anything that gave me pleasure as long as I never had to lift a finger for it…” Oh, sorry to interrupt you, parasite.

the Affordable Care Act ObamaCare since I heard about it and I assumed that it was designed for people in my situation,” she told KOIN.

“Give me free shit!”

And we fixed your typo. Why do we all of a sudden have to replace “Affordable Care Act” with “ObamaCare” all the time? We never had to before October 1st, 2013, but now we have to every single time the “law” gets mentioned in the media. It’s odd. Almost as if somebody in a white building in a district named something that rhymes with “Colombia” sent out a memo…

“I was planning on using the Affordable Care Act ObamaCare and I had done the online calculator in advance to make sure I was going to be able to afford it.”

See? Had to fix it again. And that would be the “online calculator” that came out with ObamaCare 1.0, at just the same time as “if you like your plan/doctor, you can keep your plan/doctor, period.”

Yeah. That one had a few problems. Or “glitches”, which is what this memo tells us to call it now… sorry, which is what we all of a sudden, all of us in the media, strangely at the exact same time, decided to call a disaster that would make the sinking of the Titanic look like a slightly rained upon Sunday picnic.

Her husband works for a non-profit organization that pays for his health care, but the couple is unable to afford to have her and their son covered under his plan. And she’s been told their combined income is too much to qualify for a subsidized health care plan under Cover Oregon.

“It wasn’t until I started the process and got an agent that I started hearing from them I wasn’t going to qualify for subsidies because I qualify on my husband’s insurance,” she told KOIN.

“It wasn’t until my lord and savior Obama’s most wonderful edict had become law that I found out that the freebies I was promised, the payments that made me vote for him like the good little immoral whore that I am, weren’t going to happen.”

“Wasn’t going to qualify for subsidies” = “wasn’t going to get it all for FREE as opposed to merely ‘cheaper than most other people'”

Our heart weeps with sympathy for your monstrous plight.

No, we weren’t talking to you, slut. We were talking to your poor baby who is going to pay the bill for you being a mindless, progressive, whoring, greedy, amoral parasite.

Oh, and please note how they couldn’t afford to add “family” to her husband’s employer-subsidized insurance, which is usually given at a HUGE discount, and were counting on ObamaCare to make up for the difference. That is to say: FREE. For her and her herpetic dick husband, that is.

In other, other words: She was all in favor of Obama and his “health care plan” until she realized that YOU weren’t going to have to pay for it.

But don’t you DARE question progressive socialist democrats concern for their fellow man.

They fucking LOVE you. As long as you pay their bills.

Thatisall.

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LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Blogged this one a few days ago. What gets me is these arrogant, middle class, grass-eating, hemp wearing hipster douches, who actually think they’re entitled to others’ earnings by virtue of how progressive they are and how socially conscious. That’s how I imagine this woman.

Welcome to the real world, cupcake.

LC R6
LC R6

Having been sentenced to 14 yrs in Oregon I have a somewhat unique perspective here. More importantly, my wife of 20 yrs worked as a welfare case worker for the state of Orygun for 16 years (how she isn’t in jail for murder is still a mystery to me). Oregonians, or cockholsters as I lovingly refer to them, believe they… Read more »

0007
0007

The best part of this story is yet to come. Wait’ll a couple of months when her hubby’s NGO(which probably was all in for o’stupidcare) drops HIS insurance and sends HIM out into this disaster. The tears, they burn, heh, heh, heh. Just got my new premium notice from the .gov (retired) insurance that I buy. $500/month for the wife… Read more »

Special Ed
Special Ed

Oregonians, or cockholsters as I lovingly refer to them, believe they are the “chosen people” that are better, smarter and superior in every way than everyone else. Please, that’s just the sliver from the Cascades to the ocean. Especially Bend(over), Salem, Eugene/Springfield. The rest of that “barren wasteland” is inhabited by Idahoan-like folk. Just like Washington, to the north. Those… Read more »

Special Ed
Special Ed

Portland is, of course, its own entity, far too superior to associate with such a rube state as Oregon, such an evil oligarchy as the US, and really, far too splendid to be forced to be chained to this ugly rock, Earth. Oh, for the technology to float above the Earth, a city apart! The City of Roses, with the… Read more »

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

Though there may be some much-deserved, and much-relished, schadenfreude in listening to the lamentations of disillusioned moonbats, the sad and sober truth is that this is going to fuck over all of us … especially our young children. Within the last year, two doctors (specialists) that my kids went to have closed up their practices completely – and these weren’t… Read more »

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
LC Ohio Right Wing Nut

BigDogg – Imperial Thread Killer (ITK) says: Now, imagine that is the Gubmint-run, Single-payer Urgent Care center … and you’re standing in line with your child who is running 105 fever with vomiting, or a head wound from an accident with blood gushing from his head and loss of consciousness. The sheeple will not put 2 and 2 together and… Read more »

LC R6
LC R6

Then, you can go look at a VA hospital for an insight into the final solution – single payer. Even the best of those hospitals are subpar, compared to what most of us are used to in the civilian world. I’m going to agree with you that we are all well and truly fucked by obamacare, but I’m also going… Read more »

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR

And in other news, giving people free shit somehow creates jobs, and therefore unemployment benefits must be extended to avoid losing jobs…

Just ask the White House.

Pinning this here because it’s due for a good fisking later.

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

LC R6 @ #:

Congrats on the sobriety.

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby

“Gee, Mr. Science, you mean we should have read the ACA before we passed it?!?” “Yes, Billy, that’s what adults do – they check somebody else’s work before releasing it on unsuspecting people. That’s called keeping the Law of Unintended Consequences effects to a minimum…” I got the Sam Hill out of Portlandia and brought my wife and kiddies back… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

LC R6 says:

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Most importantly they got me sober and have kept me that way for more than a year now.

Well done, the first year is the toughest. Don’t hesitate to get in touch with this long term recovering alcoholic if you need anything.

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

LC R6 says: I’m going to agree with you that we are all well and truly fucked by obamacare, but I’m also going to defend my Dallas VA hospital. And I’m going to agree with you there. I’ve taken my FIL there on several occasions, and I was truly surprised at how well it was run and the level of… Read more »

LC R6
LC R6

Thanks for the well wishes. You’ve already demonstrated that you can do it, so keep up the good fight. I’d like to take credit, but they stick a big needle in my ass every month that really takes the possibility of a bungee excursion off the wagon out of the picture. If it weren’t for the VA I could never… Read more »

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

Management!!! Clean up on Aisles 14 & 16 please … web-fu malfunction.

[Fixed it — Emp.Misha]

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

Well, as we all sink aboard the titanic I suppose there is some joy to be found in being “right” about that whole iceberg thing. Course… we’re all screwed in the end…

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

On a not totally unrelated note….

From Bob Owens: http://www.bob-owens.com/2013/12/thoughts-on-militia-kit/

Baby Steps. good article.

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

LC R6 @ #: Congrats on the sobriety. Needle? They stick an needle in your ass to keep you sober? Out of curiosity – what do those shots do? I’ve had much different experiences with the VA. I have several injuries from my Army days, including three screws in my knee, a messed up hand and some other issues. Last… Read more »

LC R6
LC R6

Congrats on the sobriety. Thank you very much. Out of curiosity – what do those shots do? They induce erections lasting longer than 4 days. No, seriously. It’s Vivitrol. A drug that’s been out since Oct 2010 (been around longer in a different form and used for a different purpose). It is an opiate antagonist and for me (I don’t… Read more »

LC Roguetek
LC Roguetek

eh. the VA ain’t all that great.

I’m having some serious problems, and the general attitude from staff is roughly around ‘eh, the fuck should I care’

And I’ve never gone to a VA MHC that was worth a shit.

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

LC R6 says: Congrats on the sobriety. Thank you very much. Out of curiosity – what do those shots do? They induce erections lasting longer than 4 days. No, seriously. It’s Vivitrol. A drug that’s been out since Oct 2010 (been around longer in a different form and used for a different purpose). It is an opiate antagonist and for… Read more »