Klimate Klownshoes Kicked In Krotchskys (Or “How Many Crows Can They Fit Into That Pie?”)

Just when we thought that the Circle-Jerk du Soleil: Klimate Klusterfuck show was over, Mother Gaia pulls on her Size 15 Mexican Roach Stompers and delivers yet another swift kick to their frozen groinal regions.

Xue Long notified AMSA at 1pm AEDT this afternoon it has concerns about their ability to move through heavy ice in the area.

The Aurora Australis has been placed on standby by the Australian Maritime Safety Authority’s (AMSA) Rescue Coordination Centre Australia (RCC Australia) to remain in open water in the area as a precautionary measure.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! One couldn’t write an Ecotardic comedy script filled with more irony if one tried.

F.E.T.E.

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    Too. Much. Global. Warming.

    Now, where’s my penguin? ;)
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    BC, Imperial Torturer says:

    Penisguin?
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    YES!!!
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    so does the cold weather make a Penisguin shrink?

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:

    Now, where’s my penguin?

    Coming right up! Do you want regular or extra crispy?
    :em05:
    And in other news, OJ Simpson may have brain cancer and doesn’t want to die in prison like common jailhouse scum.
    Dear OJ. Continue dying like Jailhouse scum.
    :em07:
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    Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery says:

    so does the cold weather make a Penisguin shrink?

    Nah. They’re accustomed to the cold weather. No flaccid Penisguins.
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    angrywebmaster says:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:
    Now, where’s my penguin?
    Coming right up! Do you want regular or extra crispy?

    And in other news, OJ Simpson may have brain cancer and doesn’t want to die in prison like common jailhouse scum.
    Dear OJ. Continue dying like Jailhouse scum.

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    Hmmmm…. I like them crispy!
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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    I like mine with Cajun fries, please. Extra crispy.

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    Lady H growls and barks:

    How is ole Algore these days?
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    More like WHERE is Teh Goron, Lady H :D
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    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    Algore’s chillin’ out with his $500,000,000 in Eeeeeeeeeeeevil Oiiiiiiiiiiiil money.

    Al_Gore_Mr_Freeze
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    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    Klimate Karma is a bitch, and she seems to be in heat cold right now.

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    KArnold growls and barks:

    I read in the linked article, and the article it in turn linked to, is that the whole reason they got stuck in the first place is that the “climate research” tourists on board left the ship to make a side trip and dawdled about getting back, despite the warnings of the captain and the weather reports that foul weather was coming. Just had to go do some sightseeing while that were being told that they needed to get their gluteii in gear and get back to the ship or they risked getting frozen in.

    Mother Gaia basically bitchslapped the green cultists. The captain and crew couldn’t just abandon the dimwits, and was forced to put the ship at risk.

    The proximate cause of this being the dimwits themselves, I hope when the lawsuits and claims come that the dimwits are forced to reimburse the Akademik Shokalskiy, and that they’re not allowed to pay for the damage in carbon credits.

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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    So then… how many inches of global warming does it take to lock down an icebreaker one has to wonder…

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    Lady H growls and barks:

    Isn’t he sucking in more oxygen these days? (Heavier than he used to be?)

    Other than that, I’m happy for the polar bears and their icebergs. Or is it the penguins? Or seals?
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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Webmaster: the others in that crime have been released already, and OJ is the last. Whilst I dont have any sympathy for him, he committed the crimes, he in jail where he belongs..if it is confirmed he is dying…I’d have no issues with letting him die at home.

    Whether we agree or not, the court found him not guilty of murder. Now it seems he is now serving the sentence everyone said he should have gotten..but where do we draw the line? Do the courts determine guilt, or do we say he’s guilty even though the evidence didnt prove it.?

    Before you get the blowtorch: take a moment and ask which is more important, the “vengeance” we feel he deserves, or the rule of law that says a person is innocent until proven guilty? Even if you say “we know he skated and yes we know he did it”…then why bother with the courts when we all say “he is guilty regardless.”

    Just answer me this (and I come from a family of cops and judges)..isnt it the ideal to serve both the spirit and the letter of the law?

    Or do we serve the law of the mob? I can remember another case recently where a man was told the guy next door had molested his son…so he went next door and shot the man and killed him.

    But the fact is that the kid had never been touched, the dead man had never molested him, and the kid made the story up because he wouldnt buy him icecream.

    I just ask myself sometimes where the line is between the law, justice…and our own sense of justice and “vengeance”. Is this a case of the law (or karma) catching up to him..or is this a case of our own bloodymindedness?

    (and yes, I still have questions about the Brown death, and , despite your derision and contempt you may feel for this….something about this still bugs me. I was an investigator and my family are all cops, been through the accounts a dozen times…something doesnt feel right. Exactly what…I dont know. Laugh at me all you like.)

    *dons flameproof suit and hood*

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    LCBrendan @ #:
    Not going to flame you, dude. I actually agree with you. Do I think Simpson did it? Yeah. But we have courts and juries for a reason, and much like Zimmerman, he was found not guilty by a jury. Period.

    At this point, the only people who knew what happened that day are either dead, or OJ, which means we will never know.

    That said, if he did do it, I hope there’s a special level of hell for him.
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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Saw a headline on some site (The Raw Story?) claiming the ice is a matter of weather, not climate. That’s like saying the article’s OK, but the words or letters are wrong!

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Meanwhile, it’s five freakin’ degrees in New York City. Calling all cows! Calling all cows! Get your butts up here and start farting, dammit!

    Never forget: weather can’t be used to disprove manmade global warming, only to prove it.

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    This is worth passing along:

    Eleven Global Warming Stories You Didn’t Hear on the MSM

    By Elmer Beauregard

    If you get your news from the likes of The Huffington Post and the New York Times, here are some stories about Global Warming that occurred in 2013 that you probably never heard of.

    1. Antarctic Global Warming Expedition Ship Trapped in Sea Ice. You may have heard about the Russian vessel trapped 100 miles away from land in 10 feet thick ice in Antarctica and how three ice breakers have failed to rescue it. What you may not have heard is this ship is filled with Climate Scientists studying Global Warming. They are comparing data from 100 years ago when there was no sea ice in the same location.

    2. Yachts Trapped in Sea Ice in the Arctic Last Summer. You probably didn’t hear about all the yachts, sailboats, rowboats, and kayaks that got trapped by sea ice while trying to sail the fabled Northwest Passage. They were promised an ice free passage.

    3. Global Sea Ice at Record Levels. Al Gore and John Kerry 5 years ago predicted that 2013 would be ice free in the arctic. You probably haven’t heard that the exact opposite came true. 2013 is currently at the second highest volume of sea ice ever recorded and will probably break the all time record before the season is over.

    4. Half of Meteorologists Don’t Believe in Global Warming. Nearly half of meteorologists and atmospheric science experts don’t believe that human activities are the driving force behind global warming, according to a survey by the American Meteorological Society.

    5. Only 75 “Climate Scientists” Believe in Global Warming. You probably have heard ad nauseum that 97% percent of “Climate Scientists” believe in global warming. That stat was based on a study which counted only 75 of 77 “Climate Scientists”. Compared to the over 31,000 scientists who have signed a petition saying they don’t believe in Global Warming. That’s only 2.3 in 1,000 or .23% of scientists that actually believe in Global Warming.

    6. NASA caught fudging historical temps to make it look like the globe is warming. By massively cooling the past in their recent graphs, NASA has exaggerated the amount of warming they report by nearly twice as much as they did 13 years ago.

    7. Polar Bear Population at Record Levels. Since we’ve been keeping count the Polar Bear population is estimated at a record high of 20k to 25k. 5,000 are expected to be born around the New Year in Russia alone.

    8. Obama Allows Wind Farms to Kill Eagles Without Penalties. Over 50 years ago the green movement started with the book “Silent Spring” which alleged that DDT was killing the Bald Eagle. Now we have come full circle by allowing wind power companies to kill eagles without penalty because it’s “good for the planet”.

    9. The Oceans Aren’t Rising. Remember in 2009 when the officials of the Maldives held a press conference under water to show that their islands were sinking because of global warming. Well a new study done in 2013 shows that there is nothing to worry about.

    10. 2013 Was The Least Extreme U.S. Weather Year Ever. 2013 shatters the record for fewest U.S. tornadoes, 15% lower than previous record. 2013 also had the fewest U.S. forest fires since 1984.

    11. No Global Warming For Over 17 Years. The RSS monthly global mean lower-troposphere temperature anomalies for November 1996 to October 2013 had shown no global warming for exactly 204 months – the first dataset to show the full 17 years without warming specified by Ben Santer as showing the models got it wrong.

    From Minnesotans for Global Warming blog: http://m4gw.com/eleven-global-warming-stories-from-2013-you-probably-never-heard-of/

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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Nicki: if we ever get the chance to talk (rather than here becaise it may draw friendly fire) I’ll tell you what bugs me about the entire case. Every time I look at it, all I see is a missing piece to the puzzle.

    Something….I dont know what.

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    Brendan, feel free to email me. Nicki (underscore) f at comcast dot net.
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    Next batter up will be the USCG,.
    ‘Wonder how this’ll spin out in the chinese news.

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    readerjp growls and barks:

    This isn’t climate-global-warming related, but it IS a great example of Karma fucking someone up.

    Palestinian Ambassador to Czech Republic Killed in Explosion – Robert Tait (Telegraph-UK)

    The Palestinian ambassador to the Czech Republic, Jamal al-Jamal, 56, was killed in an explosion at his Prague residence on Wednesday after a safe blew up as he was trying to open it.
    A Czech news website said police had found “a significant quantity of weapons and explosives” in the building next door to the ambassador’s residence, which also belongs to the Palestinian embassy.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/palestinianauthority/10545960/Palestinian-ambassador-to-Czech-Republic-killed-by-exploding-contents-of-old-safe.html

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech @ #:

    Next batter up will be the USCG,.
    ‘Wonder how this’ll spin out in the chinese news.

    If done correctly, the captain and crew will have great honor and face.
    :em03:

    “Heroic crew of the Xue Long, braving dangerous conditions and with no thought to their own safety, try to fight there way through to the moonbats who recklessly endangered themselves and the crew of the Russian ship.
    Even though they themselves suffered the same fate and became trapped in the massive ice flows, the brave crew of the Glorious Xue Long still accomplished their mission and rescued the blithering idiots from the Flaming Carnivorous Penguins with Tits and Dicks of DOOM.
    While the brave and heroic crew of the Xue Long is willing to suffer their fate, other nations, refusing to see such brave comrade perish, have offered to give what little assistance they can to free them from the ice.”

    :em01:
    BTW
    My wife is Chinese so I have learned, painfully, how to do this.
    :em05:
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    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR growls and barks:

    LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech @ #:

    Next batter up will be the USCG.

    Wait wait wait. Americans to the rescue? :em04: Never happen.
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    Radical Redneck says:

    C’mon over and give them your best!

    BRAINBLEACH, STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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