Klimate Klownshoes Kicked In Krotchskys (Or “How Many Crows Can They Fit Into That Pie?”)

Just when we thought that the Circle-Jerk du Soleil: Klimate Klusterfuck show was over, Mother Gaia pulls on her Size 15 Mexican Roach Stompers and delivers yet another swift kick to their frozen groinal regions.

Xue Long notified AMSA at 1pm AEDT this afternoon it has concerns about their ability to move through heavy ice in the area.

The Aurora Australis has been placed on standby by the Australian Maritime Safety Authority’s (AMSA) Rescue Coordination Centre Australia (RCC Australia) to remain in open water in the area as a precautionary measure.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! One couldn’t write an Ecotardic comedy script filled with more irony if one tried.

F.E.T.E.

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LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Too. Much. Global. Warming.

Now, where’s my penguin? 😉

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

BC, Imperial Torturer says:

Penisguin?
BC, Imperial Torturer recently posted..Klimate Klownshoes Kicked In Krotchskys (Or “How Many Crows Can They Fit Into That Pie?”)

YES!!!

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

so does the cold weather make a Penisguin shrink?

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:

Now, where’s my penguin?

Coming right up! Do you want regular or extra crispy?
:em05:
And in other news, OJ Simpson may have brain cancer and doesn’t want to die in prison like common jailhouse scum.
Dear OJ. Continue dying like Jailhouse scum.
:em07:

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery says:

so does the cold weather make a Penisguin shrink?

Nah. They’re accustomed to the cold weather. No flaccid Penisguins.

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

angrywebmaster says:

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:
Now, where’s my penguin?
Coming right up! Do you want regular or extra crispy?

And in other news, OJ Simpson may have brain cancer and doesn’t want to die in prison like common jailhouse scum.
Dear OJ. Continue dying like Jailhouse scum.

angrywebmaster recently posted..First good news of 2014

Hmmmm…. I like them crispy!

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby

I like mine with Cajun fries, please. Extra crispy.

Lady H
Lady H

How is ole Algore these days?

LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.
LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.

More like WHERE is Teh Goron, Lady H 😀

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse

Klimate Karma is a bitch, and she seems to be in heat cold right now.

Qoheleth
Qoheleth

I read in the linked article, and the article it in turn linked to, is that the whole reason they got stuck in the first place is that the “climate research” tourists on board left the ship to make a side trip and dawdled about getting back, despite the warnings of the captain and the weather reports that foul weather… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

So then… how many inches of global warming does it take to lock down an icebreaker one has to wonder…

Lady H
Lady H

Isn’t he sucking in more oxygen these days? (Heavier than he used to be?)

Other than that, I’m happy for the polar bears and their icebergs. Or is it the penguins? Or seals?

LCBren
LCBren

Webmaster: the others in that crime have been released already, and OJ is the last. Whilst I dont have any sympathy for him, he committed the crimes, he in jail where he belongs..if it is confirmed he is dying…I’d have no issues with letting him die at home. Whether we agree or not, the court found him not guilty of… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

LCBrendan @ #: Not going to flame you, dude. I actually agree with you. Do I think Simpson did it? Yeah. But we have courts and juries for a reason, and much like Zimmerman, he was found not guilty by a jury. Period. At this point, the only people who knew what happened that day are either dead, or OJ,… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Saw a headline on some site (The Raw Story?) claiming the ice is a matter of weather, not climate. That’s like saying the article’s OK, but the words or letters are wrong!

Tallulah
Tallulah

Meanwhile, it’s five freakin’ degrees in New York City. Calling all cows! Calling all cows! Get your butts up here and start farting, dammit!

Never forget: weather can’t be used to disprove manmade global warming, only to prove it.

Tallulah
Tallulah

This is worth passing along: Eleven Global Warming Stories You Didn’t Hear on the MSM By Elmer Beauregard If you get your news from the likes of The Huffington Post and the New York Times, here are some stories about Global Warming that occurred in 2013 that you probably never heard of. 1. Antarctic Global Warming Expedition Ship Trapped in… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

Nicki: if we ever get the chance to talk (rather than here becaise it may draw friendly fire) I’ll tell you what bugs me about the entire case. Every time I look at it, all I see is a missing piece to the puzzle.

Something….I dont know what.

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Brendan, feel free to email me. Nicki (underscore) f at comcast dot net.

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

Next batter up will be the USCG,.
‘Wonder how this’ll spin out in the chinese news.

readerjp
readerjp

This isn’t climate-global-warming related, but it IS a great example of Karma fucking someone up. Palestinian Ambassador to Czech Republic Killed in Explosion – Robert Tait (Telegraph-UK) The Palestinian ambassador to the Czech Republic, Jamal al-Jamal, 56, was killed in an explosion at his Prague residence on Wednesday after a safe blew up as he was trying to open it.… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech @ #: Next batter up will be the USCG,. ‘Wonder how this’ll spin out in the chinese news. If done correctly, the captain and crew will have great honor and face. “Heroic crew of the Xue Long, braving dangerous conditions and with no thought to their own safety, try to fight there way through… Read more »

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech @ #:

Next batter up will be the USCG.

Wait wait wait. Americans to the rescue? :em04: Never happen.

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Radical Redneck says:

C’mon over and give them your best!

BRAINBLEACH, STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alan K. Henderson
Alan K. Henderson