The Continuing Adventures of the Clitanic

It’s already covered in the post below by our very own Imperial Torturer (if you lazy buggers bothered to follow the link, that is), but we thought it worth mentioning that the Australian ice breaker, Aurora Australis, has given up trying to rescue the Gorebull Wormening Cultists from themselves and their incandescent idiocy.

The Aurora Australis made it to within 10 nautical miles of the MV Akademik Shokalskiy, which is stuck in an ice field, before retreating in the face of freezing winds and snow showers.

“Adverse weather conditions have resulted in the Australian Antarctic Division vessel Aurora Australis moving back into open water this afternoon,” the Australian Maritime Safety Authority said.

Apparently the captain of the good ship Aurora Australis decided against getting trapped in “disappearing” Antarctic ice alongside Gore’s Gullible Gimps.

Good for him and his crew, the vicious, hateful, science-hating “climate deniers”.

So now it’s down to the chopper, or we’re going to have a shipload of Goresicles in a few weeks.

Thatisall.

30 comments

  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Is it time to Release the Flaming Carnivorous Penguins with Tits of Doom now? :em05:
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    NR Pax growls and barks:

    Would it be wrong of me to start betting on when they begin to think cannibalism is a good idea?

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Aww Nuts!! They went and rescued them!!
    :em08:
    Passengers rescued from icebound Antarctic ship
    However, in standard Moonbat tradition, they abandoned the peons, in this case the ships crew, to their fate.
    :em07:
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    NR Pax growls and barks:

    To be fair, you rescue the passengers first and the crew second. The crew has enough supplies to last them and they probably don’t want to abandon the ship.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    NR Pax @ #:

    To be fair, you rescue the passengers first and the crew second. The crew has enough supplies to last them and they probably don’t want to abandon the ship.

    Fair? What are you? Some sort of ProgNazi?? Its off to the work camps for you!!!
    :em07:
    Besides. I like my reasoning better.
    :em01: :em05:
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    NR Pax growls and barks:

    Hey, I’m feeling some sympathy for the crew being stranded with a bunch of hippies.

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    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    Let us never forget that the Earth has a FEEEVUR!”

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    KArnold growls and barks:

    “Incandescent idiocy?” In that case, this type of idiocy should be banned by the EPA and outlawed by Federal dictum.

    I’m sure they actually had twisty CFL idiocy. For the planet, you know.

    PS: it would have been fun to hear one of the crew shout out “get to the choppah!” at the moment of rescue, but the passengers wouldn’t have gotten it. They don’t watch that kind of movie, doncha know…

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    KArnold growls and barks:

    What is best in life?

    To ridicule your enemies, see them and their no-fat latte frappuccinos frozen before you, and to hear the lamentations of their poli-sci coeds!

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    Radical Redneck growls and barks:

    Merry Christmas! :em01:

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    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR growls and barks:

    So wait, they’re trying to blame the weather that trapped them on climate change?

    Personally, I think Mother Nature is just trying to remind these goofballs who is really in charge.
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR @ #:

    So wait, they’re trying to blame the weather that trapped them on climate change?

    Oh it gets better and better. Now they are doubling down on Stupid.
    :em08:

    Personally, I think Mother Nature is just trying to remind these goofballs who is really in charge.

    And they all have their fingers in their ears, stamping their feet and saying “LALALALALALALA! WE CAN’T HEAR YOU!!”
    :em07:
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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Helicopters to rescue them? They should have made them walk, think of all the carbon the spewed flying there.

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    looks like the crew decided to stay put, the “scientists” were offloaded via helicopter.
    Bet they’re pretty happy to see them gone, can you imagine how painful it had to be
    serving on a ship full of smug?

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #:

    looks like the crew decided to stay put, the “scientists” were offloaded via helicopter.

    They really don’t have a choice. Would you want to argue with the insurance companies if you abandoned a perfectly good ship? Yes, it’s stuck NOW, but the hull is intact and all systems are good.
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    Bet they’re pretty happy to see them gone, can you imagine how painful it had to be
    serving on a ship full of smug?

    I have heard that the “Flaming Carnivorous Penguins of Doom” are very disappointed that their meal of fresh two legged herbivores has managed to escape. The Russian crew of the ship have remained and they like the cold and are smacking their lips at the thought of some fresh roasted “Flaming Carnivorous Penguins of Doom” for dinner. Since the rescue chopper also delivered some critical supplies,(Many cases of Vodka),they are all set to ride out the worst the Antarctic has to throw at them.
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    angrywebmaster says:

    I have heard that the “Flaming Carnivorous Penguins of Doom” are very disappointed that their meal of fresh two legged herbivores has managed to escape. The Russian crew of the ship have remained and they like the cold and are smacking their lips at the thought of some fresh roasted “Flaming Carnivorous Penguins of Doom” for dinner. Since the rescue chopper also delivered some critical supplies,(Many cases of Vodka),they are all set to ride out the worst the Antarctic has to throw at them.

    and happy hunting to them, now they won’t have to endure the condescending looks of their recently departed “oh so enlightened” passengers when they serve up those tasty tuxedoed little predators.

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    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    Penguins taste like chickens fed a diet of lobster, shrimp and crab. They, not tuna, should hold the title of “Chicken of the Sea”.
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    Terrapod growls and barks:

    That is IT!!!! The elimination of all those high wattage Edison bulbs is what has triggered the deep freeze… I tell ya, Fred Upton is a genius!! Bet he owns stock in furnace makers and fossil fuel producers by the thousands!!!

    Buy fuel and heater stocks folks, buy now! :em03:

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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Before anyone points fingers at me for this debacle

    They are nutters.
    They are idiots.
    They are loonies.

    One or two of them may be from Australia, and that, sadly, is our burden to bear. Be glad we arent exporting them to the USA.

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    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Be glad we arent exporting them to the USA.

    Thank G-d for that, we have too many of those wastes of nutrients now…

  22. 22
    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Thank G-d for that, we have too many of those wastes of nutrients now…

    Hey, we gave Cindy Sheehan back, wheres the gratitude…. :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05:

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    NR Pax growls and barks:

    @18: How about “Tuna of the Land”?

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    LC ShadowFox growls and barks:

    G-d is truly having a gut busting laugh at the expense of the religion that would replace him.

    Their fellow travelers on the road who came to their rescue via helicopter after failing to reach them….are now also stuck in the ice.

    It’s cold rice instead borscht tonight!

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    LCBrendan says:

    Thank G-d for that, we have too many of those wastes of nutrients now…

    Hey, we gave Cindy Sheehan back, wheres the gratitude….

    In my opinion that is good cause to, at the very least, break off relations.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    VonZorch Imperial Researcher says:

    In my opinion that is good cause to, at the very least, break off relations.

    In all fairness, us letting her out of the country to even GO to Oz rather than, say, locking her up in a mental institution gives the Aussies a fairly good case for cutting off relations with us, if you ask me.
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    Hell, I would have been happy to see her sent to Venezuela to hang out with Zombie Chavez.
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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    In all fairness, us letting her out of the country to even GO to Oz rather than, say, locking her up in a mental institution gives the Aussies a fairly good case for cutting off relations with us, if you ask me.

    Look

    We were nice to her.

    We treated her as an honoured guest, as we do with everyone, even the raving loonies you send us from time to time.

    We gave her accommodation, we even got her to the Prime Ministers office (he was busy and couldnt see her..read that as “I am not staying in the same room as this batshit insane, ugly assed harridan”)

    BUT

    We ALL heaved a sigh of relief when the plane left the ground. We put her back on the plane as fast as possible for one particular reason

    We have enough amateur lunatics and nutters of our own…we are NOT importing a bloody professional

    Thankyewverymuch.

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    LC Staci GBOR growls and barks:

    LOL

    I love reading about Australia and the people. On top of my list of places I want to go.

    Based on that wish, I’ve become a bit of a fan of John Pinkney’s books on the unexplained mysteries down under. My husband had a lot of respect for the Aussie military too. If he would have stayed in…I would have been over the moon to get stationed there.

    And of course…I enjoy Brendan’s posts. :em01:

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher says:

    Helicopters to rescue them? They should have made them walk, think of all the carbon the spewed flying there.

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