Holiday Open Peni… Oh Shite, We Mean Thread. THREAD, Dammit!

Because it is the season for a reason or, wait…

Nevermind…

It’s beginning to look a lot like peeeen… STOP IT!

OK, Imma go sit down for a bit.

*Hic!*

UPDATE: In keeping with the season, er theme, er… Fuggedaboutit. We stole this from Cracked.

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So what?, you say.

Watch it again. Only this time imagine that they’re looking at your… PENIS.

95 comments

  1. 1
    Rhiain growls and barks:

    FIRST!

    What?

    I had to do it.

  2. 2
    Retired Spook growls and barks:

    Is this a case of “sit down before you fall down.”?

  3. 3
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Sit down on the floor no less, so’s to make the drop shorter when the inevitable happens!
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  4. 4

    Lay down, most likely. Just have a bendy straw handy for your drink :D
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  5. 5
    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    Remember, Dean Martin was right. You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

  6. 6
    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin's Bastard War-Child growls and barks:

    PENIS!!

  7. 7
    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Just be sure all web capable video recorders and angsty teenagers are secured before partaking of your libations.

    Speaking of vices, I am going to hunt down a cigar.

  8. 8

    Y’all warm the COCKles of my heart! :em01:

    Speaking of Penis…

    Penis Hard and Penis Hard 2, and then Penis Hard with a Vengeance, Live Free or Penis Hard, and A Good Day to Penis Hard.

    There. Penis.
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  9. 9
    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin's Bastard War-Child growls and barks:

    Bendy straw? Is that a euphemism for….. PENIS?!! :em05:

  10. 10

    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin’s Bastard War-Child says:

    Bendy straw? Is that a euphemism for….. PENIS?!!

    That could be rather painful. The visual is making me want to cross my legs in pain.
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  11. 11
    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Ouch! Can You Really Break Your Penis?
    http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=can-you-really-break-your

    What exactly is broken penis syndrome?
    It’s what we call penile fracture. It is a severe form of bending injury to the erect penis that occurs when a membrane called the tunica albuginea tears. The tunica albuginea surrounds the corpora cavernosa, specialized spongy tissue in the core of the penis that fills up with blood during an erection. When the tunica albuginea tears, the blood that is normally confined to this space leaks out into other tissues. You get bruising and swelling.

    What are the signs of penile fracture?
    Usually there will be a popping sound. If someone has severe pain (in the penis), especially associated with bruising, swelling and loss of erection, he should seek emergency care.

    :em06:

  12. 12
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Have a happy and well lubricated Zagmuk. Yes, Zagmuk, look it up.

  13. 13

    Yeah, I read that recently. Holy fucking shit, that just sounds so horrible! I have a very active imagination, and I can almost feel the pain!
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  14. 14
    Rhiain growls and barks:

    Um, wow.

  15. 15
    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Sumptin lost in translation dere, musta hired the deaf sign terp from SudAfriker or dat Jarrett broad. Anyhoo, seems a bit early to be drinking the nog :em01:

  16. 16
    Rhiain growls and barks:

    It’s never too early to drink the nog. The earlier, the better.

  17. 17

    OH come on……

    now you all are just being DICKS

    :em07:

  18. 18
    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Did you say “Dicks” or “Ducks”?

  19. 19
    LC Staci GBOR growls and barks:

    I see everyone is screwing around. Typical. *snicker*

  20. 20
    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    Oh, schnapps…. what kind of thread *is* this?!?!

  21. 21
    CaveChild growls and barks:

    I don’t have anything clever to say so I’m going to go have to find a photo of a blue footed Booby and post that. When in doubt post Boobies!

  22. 22
    Library Czar growls and barks:

    Testes, Does this thing squirt, er work?

  23. 23

    Library Czar says:

    Testes, Does this thing squirt, er work?

    Heh. You said “squirt!”
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    irish19 growls and barks:

    HempRopeAndStreetlight says:

    Ouch! Can You Really Break Your Penis?
    http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=can-you-really-break-your
    What exactly is broken penis syndrome?
    It’s what we call penile fracture. It is a severe form of bending injury to the erect penis that occurs when a membrane called the tunica albuginea tears. The tunica albuginea surrounds the corpora cavernosa, specialized spongy tissue in the core of the penis that fills up with blood during an erection. When the tunica albuginea tears, the blood that is normally confined to this space leaks out into other tissues. You get bruising and swelling.
    What are the signs of penile fracture?
    Usually there will be a popping sound. If someone has severe pain (in the penis), especially associated with bruising, swelling and loss of erection, he should seek emergency care.

    “a popping sound???????????????” This is clearly a case of TMI-heavy on the T.

  25. 25
    DJ Allyn, MPSE growls and barks:

    Dickhead! Penis! Fucknozzle! Twatmuffin!

    and my personal favorite:

    Cork in the asshole of progress!
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    LC Ohio Right Wing Nut growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn, MPSE says:

    Twatmuffin!

    I think you mixed up cuntmuffin and twatwaffle, don’t matter they are both good with some maple syrup on them.

    Sorry, am I being a DICK?

  28. 28
    Chance growls and barks:

    In reply to the broke dick question… yes. sort of. Many more years ago than I care to admit I had a high speed auger in on a dirt bike. Long story short (no pun intended) the end of the handle bars grabbed aholt of my tackle and pulled. Sideways. Hard enough I immediately threw up in my helmet. Doc said it tore tissue, and for awhile… until it healed up, if I could have stood the pain (and I tried, ohhhh how I tried.. I was 18….) I probably could have fucked around a corner. It did heal up though and has caused no problems. So anyway, yeah, you can break your dick. Been there, done that, but instead of a t-shirt, I got a hospital gown and some funny looks from the er nurses….

    Who wants me NOW?

  29. 29
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Penis
    Dick
    Cock
    man Meat
    baloney pony
    Purple helmeted warrior
    trouser trout
    wang
    pee pee
    ding a ling
    pillar of pleasure
    johnson
    schwantz
    shag stick

    any more?

  30. 30
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    knob, dong,weiner, salami,wee wee,choad,pecker,willy, schlong, one-eyed trouser snake, tally-whacker, heat-seeking love missile, beef bayonet, wedding tackle, pork sword, little soldier, my little pony, my other head, power drill, magic wand, joystick, jack hammer, frankfurter, Captain Winkie, summer sausage, jack-in-the-box, bread in the basket, long john silver,GodZilla, Super secret agent hosepipe.

  31. 31
    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin's Bastard War-Child growls and barks:

    OT, but the inventor of the awesome AK, GEN Mikhail Kalashnikov, passed away Monday, at age 94. RIP, Sir, and thanks for all the toys!

  32. 32
    LC R6 growls and barks:

    What are the signs of penile fracture?

    Wow. Where to start……

    A high pitched keening sound that most would swear a human being couldn’t make.

    Convulsions that would beat whatever the standing record for a Grand Mal were.

    A sympathetic doubling over, crotch grab and scream by every male in a 2 mile radius.

    The sudden collapse of one wing of the Playboy Mansion.

    The invention of new invective.

    ……………. I’m sure there are more but the dull, painful throb in my PENIS is making it hard to think.

  33. 33
    BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK) growls and barks:

    Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Schlongs

  34. 34
    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    LC R6

    *brandishes scalpel*

    Now hold still…..
    :em05: :em05:

  35. 35
    single stack growls and barks:

    Chance @ #: 28

    I once read that you can only break your peen when you have a boner. You must really like riding dirt bikes. :em05:

  36. 36
    Chance growls and barks:

    single stack @ #:
    It was a nice bike…

  37. 37
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    DJ All-In:

    and my personal favorite:

    Cork in the asshole of progress!

    Bunch o’ cork-soakers (h/t SNL)!

  38. 38
    LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole growls and barks:

    Semen Slurping Cock Sockets

    Top that yea ‘bloody bastards :em07:

  39. 39

    LC Light29ID – The Imperial Asshole says:

    Semen Slurping Cock Sockets
    Top that yea ‘bloody bastards

    Ass felching cunt grenade.

    If I didn’t win, I’m at least in the team photo!

  40. 40

    And Star Trek: The Search for Cock

  41. 41
    LC Roguetek growls and barks:

    “Crouching Beaver, Hidden Penis.”

    suprised nobody did that one yet.

  42. 42
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    DJ

    Just watched a show on Netflix called “Continuum”. I noticed it was filmed in Vancouver and wondered if you worked on it?

    Damn good story BTW

  43. 43
    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    This one seemed to fit in here….

    Your Penis Is Huge
    … Compared to an ape’s.
    By Tom Hickman
    http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2013/12/average_penis_size_human_penises_are_huge_compared_to_other_primates.html

    “Objectively, even big human penises are small, other than in comparison with other human penises; but virtually all human penises are big in comparison with those of the other 192 primate species. Flaccid, the penis of the gorilla and the orangutan, both with much bigger bodies, is virtually invisible; erect, it reaches 1.5 inches or less; the chimpanzee, man’s closest relative (sharing 98 percent of his DNA) achieves an erection twice that of the other two apes but still only one-half the average human one. Why, comparatively, man’s penis is so disproportionately large is a question that engages a clutch of disciplines including archaeology, anthropology, and zoology, as well as the evolutionary, psychological, and sociological branches of biology. Collectively they remain at a loss to provide what is known as “ultimate causal explanation.”

    …yup… the perfect size for this thread…

  44. 44
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    h/t Breitbart

    According to the Liberty Institute, the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) is refusing to allow school children to give Christmas cards to veterans if those cards say “Merry Christmas” or “God bless you.” Religious liberty lawyers have sent the VA a letter demanding they immediately lift the ban.

  45. 45
    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR growls and barks:

    I’m surprised nobody’s ever just called it the poker (poke-her).

  46. 46
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Best Democrat Quotes of 2013

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkY1Wm3pwIw

  47. 47
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Last night on the CBS Evening News I saw a little snippet of Mr. Øbama´s Christmas message to the troops. Moochelle had a death stare and did not look happy at all.

    She is one ugly woman – both inside and out…

  48. 48

    LC Gladiator says:

    h/t Breitbart
    According to the Liberty Institute, the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) is refusing to allow school children to give Christmas cards to veterans if those cards say “Merry Christmas” or “God bless you.” Religious liberty lawyers have sent the VA a letter demanding they immediately lift the ban.

    Not quite. They distribute non-denominational cards randomly, but have a panel from the Chaplaincy go through and separate the cards, and only distribute religious cards to those who want to receive them. Ridiculous amount of red tape, but there it is.
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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    LC SecondMouse @ #5:

    “I am not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk. *WE* go to parties!”

  50. 50
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    President Obama Didn’t Go To Church For Christmas
    December 27, 2013 – 4:26 PM
    By Michael W. Chapman
    (CNSNews.com) – President Barack Obama, first lady Michelle Obama, and their two daughters did not go to church on either Christmas Eve or Christmas Day, according to press pool reports. The Obamas are in Kailua, Hawaii for a 17-day Christmas vacation.

    Although the Obamas did not go to church for Christmas, President Obama did play golf during the afternoon of Dec. 24 and Mrs. Obama spoke with children by telephone on Christmas Eve for about 30 minutes concerning Santa’s whereabouts as tracked by NORAD. That same evening, the president also spoke with U.S. military personnel in different parts of the world by telephone.

    The White House released a video and audio weekly address on Dec. 25 by the president and first lady who wished everyone “happy holidays” .In addition to talking about the sacrifices made by America’s military in different parts of the world, President Obama remarked about social and community service that provides “a chance to celebrate the birth of Christ and live out what He taught us – to love our neighbors as we would ourselves.”

    CNSNews.com contacted the White House by e-mail to confirm the press pool reports indicating that the president did not go to church for Christmas but those inquiries were not answered by the time this story was posted.

    ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

    WHY would a Muslim go to church on CHRISTmas?

  51. 51
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Female Marines Not Required To Do 1 Pull-Up
    December 27, 2013 – 2:02 PM
    By Barbara Boland

    (CNSNews.com) — Females in the Marine Corps currently are not required to do pull-ups as part of their physical training, and a deadline mandating that they do at least 3 pull-ups by Jan. 1, 2014 as part of their training has been delayed for at least a year, the Corps quietly announced on social media.

    Unlike their female counterparts, male Marines have long been required to do at least 3 pullups as part of the Physical Fitness Test (PFT). That’s the minimum requirement for males.

    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/barbara-boland/female-marines-not-required-do-1-pull
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Oh Yeah, females belong in the military !/
    No wonder the Armed forces are the weakest in 60 years !

  52. 52

    LC Gladiator says:

    Female Marines Not Required To Do 1 Pull-Up
    December 27, 2013 – 2:02 PM
    By Barbara Boland
    (CNSNews.com) — Females in the Marine Corps currently are not required to do pull-ups as part of their physical training, and a deadline mandating that they do at least 3 pull-ups by Jan. 1, 2014 as part of their training has been delayed for at least a year, the Corps quietly announced on social media.
    Unlike their female counterparts, male Marines have long been required to do at least 3 pullups as part of the Physical Fitness Test (PFT). That’s the minimum requirement for males.
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/barbara-boland/female-marines-not-required-do-1-pull
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    Oh Yeah, females belong in the military !/
    No wonder the Armed forces are the weakest in 60 years !

    My daughter is currently in basic training, and she’s been required to do pull-ups since she got there. She can now do 10, which I would bet is more than you could do. She can also shoot, run and do push-ups and can pass her PFT by male standards – much like her mom.

    So maybe you should shut your yap about women in the military. Those who make the commitment and work hard to attain high standards don’t deserve your ignorant derision.
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  53. 53
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

    My daughter is currently in basic training, and she’s been required to do pull-ups since she got there. She can now do 10, which I would bet is more than you could do

    doubtful. My gym measures total pull ups in 200 second intervals. I did 46.

  54. 54
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:
    Why women soldiers don’t belong on the front lines
    However unfair, however much it pains us to admit it, in some areas, men and women are simply not equal

    Recently, word leaked that the secretary of defense intends to lift restrictions on women in combat. I wish I could declare that this is a bold stroke for equality, and that it’s about time the Pentagon transcended outmoded sexist thinking. I wish I could write that women will lead the infantry to new, greater glories on the battlefield — the likes of which haven’t been seen since Alexander won the Battle of the Hydaspes. But I cannot.

    There is an uncomfortable truth about women in combat, and it starts at Basic Training. In the Army, a couple of times a year and before attending any formal schools, you take a physical fitness test. There are always two lines: one for men and one for women. If you want to pass the test — and you have to pass the test — an 18-year-old male has to perform 42 pushups, 53 sit-ups, and run two miles in 15 minutes and 54 seconds. That’s to score only the embarrassing minimum on the test. In the other line, a passing 18-year-old female need only to achieve 19 pushups and cross the two-mile mark at 18 minutes, 54 seconds. (In fact, a perfect score for an 18-year-old female is basically equal to the minimum for males.) The two standards don’t exist simply because the Army is chivalrous; rather, they exist because, except for extreme outliers, a woman at peak physical fitness is neither as strong nor as fast as a man in similar shape.

    A platoon is only as strong as its weakest member. On the ground, “kitted up” with 75 pounds of body armor, ammunition, and supplies, in a truck, climbing in, jumping out, on your feet, on the ground, running, dragging, day after day, night after night, week after week, for months on end — and still expected to be ready for the worst at any given time? We cannot say that gender does not matter — especially considering the difference of baselines and peaks of physical performance between the sexes in the best conditions.

    Anyone who believes that the physical standard required of a combat soldier is somehow negotiable is terribly wrong. It’s not a matter of “having enough heart” or having a sufficiently compelling story — this isn’t television. For almost every job in the military, an extra few push-ups don’t matter. There is one job, however, where it not only matters, but is quite literally the only thing that matters, and that job is performed in a place that does not offer latitude or forgiveness.

    The fact is — however unfair, however much it pains us to admit it — in some areas, men and women are not equal. Is it worth checking a box marked “Equality” at the expense of the operational effectiveness of combat units? Is it worth putting young men at risk so that we, the enlightened Western liberals, might have a new accomplishment to discuss over gougères at cocktail parties? This week, the Obama administration says, yes, that’s perfectly okay. Accordingly, a platoon can and will be less combat-effective in the name of equality.

    At what gain? The Army is not hurting for infantrymen or frontline soldiers. Indeed, with the war winding down, the Army is actively working to get rid of people. Units will not see an improvement in physical readiness, nor will cohesion improve. Lives will be put in danger.

  55. 55
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    LC Gladiator @ #:

    H/T ARMY TIMES

  56. 56
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    LC Gladiator says:

    My daughter is currently in basic training, and she’s been required to do pull-ups since she got there. She can now do 10, which I would bet is more than you could do

    LOL I could do 10 pull ups in the FOURTH GRADE !!!

  57. 57
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

    So maybe you should shut your yap about women in the military. Those who make the commitment and work hard to attain high standards don’t deserve your ignorant derision.

    High standards……………………….?
    ROFLMAO

  58. 58

    LC Gladiator says:

    LC Gladiator says:
    My daughter is currently in basic training, and she’s been required to do pull-ups since she got there. She can now do 10, which I would bet is more than you could do
    LOL I could do 10 pull ups in the FOURTH GRADE !!!

    How many can you do now, asshole?

    LC Gladiator says:

    High standards……………………….?
    ROFLMAO

    Oh, please! Tell us all about your honorable military service and how high-speed you are! I bet you my kid could kick your ass with one hand tied behind her back, shitbag.
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  59. 59

    LC Gladiator says:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:
    My daughter is currently in basic training, and she’s been required to do pull-ups since she got there. She can now do 10, which I would bet is more than you could do
    doubtful. My gym measures total pull ups in 200 second intervals. I did 46.

    Yeah. Right. Somehow, I’m fairly sure that’s a lie. But whatever.

    As for women “on the front lines,” I’ve always been a proponent of equal standards. If they can hang with the men, more power to them. If they can attain the same standards as the men, go for it.

    Your original statement was “Oh Yeah, females belong in the military !/” – not “females don’t belong on the front lines,” a statement with which I agree, as long as the standards are watered down. So don’t move the goal posts and lie, shitstick. You’re as dumb as you are intellectually dishonest.
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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

    Oh, please! Tell us all about your honorable military service and how high-speed you are! I bet you my kid could kick your ass with one hand tied behind her back, shitbag.

    There you go again..Rather than disproving my points , you resort (sink) to personal attacks (shitbag, shitstick, dumb, asshole) Par for the course with you Nicki…you claim you want honest debate , yet sink to profanity and personal attacks EVERY TIME. You have No credibility here

    I see you have no response to #53.
    Game .Set.Match.

    You are DISMISSED

  61. 61

    LC Gladiator says:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:
    Oh, please! Tell us all about your honorable military service and how high-speed you are! I bet you my kid could kick your ass with one hand tied behind her back, shitbag.
    There you go again..Rather than disproving my points , you resort (sink) to personal attacks (shitbag, shitstick, dumb, asshole) Par for the course with you Nicki…you claim you want honest debate , yet sink to profanity and personal attacks EVERY TIME. You have No credibility here
    I see you have no response to #53.
    Game .Set.Match.
    You are DISMISSED

    Your refusal to see reality doesn’t negate its existence, shitbag. When you engage in ignorance and have nothing to add to the discussion but disingenuous crap and cut/paste text, that’s what you are, and I will call you on it.

    Now, shoo! Your pathetic, puny little attempts at actual discussion don’t belong. Now let adults discuss dick in peace!
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  62. 62

    We interrupt Gladiator’s pathetic, disingenuous spew for the following breaking news.

    Four US military personnel are being held Libyans.

    Four U.S. military personnel are being held in Libyan government custody, the State Department said Friday night.

    Shit. Just shit.
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  63. 63
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

    Now, shoo! Your pathetic, puny little attempts at actual discussion don’t belong. Now let adults discuss dick in peace!

    Im QUITE sure you know lots about DICK

  64. 64
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

    Four U.S. military personnel are being held in Libyan government custody, the State Department said Friday night.

    Theyre probably women

  65. 65
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

    We interrupt Gladiator’s pathetic, disingenuous spew for the following breaking news.

    There she goes, AGAIN

    There you go again..Rather than disproving my points , you resort (sink) to personal attacks (shitbag, shitstick, dumb, asshole, pathetic) Par for the course with you Nicki…you claim you want honest debate , yet sink to profanity and personal attacks EVERY TIME. You have No credibility here

    Game .Set.Match.
    You are DISMISSED

  66. 66

    LC Gladiator says:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:
    Four U.S. military personnel are being held in Libyan government custody, the State Department said Friday night.
    Theyre probably women

    US military personnel are being held by a hostile government, and you resort to this? You’re not just a shitbag. You’re a pathetic, indecent, stupid cuntwart.

    Here. This is what I said in response to your stupidity, but your puny little brain wasn’t even capable of comprehending that.

    As for women “on the front lines,” I’ve always been a proponent of equal standards. If they can hang with the men, more power to them. If they can attain the same standards as the men, go for it.

    Your original statement was “Oh Yeah, females belong in the military !/” – not “females don’t belong on the front lines,” a statement with which I agree, as long as the standards are watered down. So don’t move the goal posts and lie, shitstick. You’re as dumb as you are intellectually dishonest.

    There are Americans in danger, fuckbag! Why don’t you take your puny little excuse for an intellect away somewhere where people give a shit what you cut and paste on a regular basis!
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  67. 67

    Al Jazeera just tweeted that the four have been released. Let’s hope it’s true.
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    Apparently, the four were reviewing potential evacuation routes for diplomats – standard stuff – when they were detained.

    There was some kind of problem at a checkpoint after which they were detained and moved to the Ministry of Interior. Twitter had their photos, which I think is incredibly stupid and counter to OPSEC. Security badges and passports. Dumb.

    But it appears they’ve been released, so hopefully all’s good.
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    LC Gladiator says:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:
    Now, shoo! Your pathetic, puny little attempts at actual discussion don’t belong. Now let adults discuss dick in peace!
    Im QUITE sure you know lots about DICK

    LC Gladiator says:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:
    Four U.S. military personnel are being held in Libyan government custody, the State Department said Friday night.
    Theyre probably women

    I’ve now figured our why you hate women so much. You must love DICK.

    It’s OK to admit it. You’re among friends. Some might even call it brave!
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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

    There are Americans in danger, fuckbag! Why don’t you take your puny little excuse for an intellect away somewhere where people give a shit what you cut and paste on a regular basis!

    Heeeeeres Nicki…..
    http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/764/5052/original.jpg

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    DJ Allyn, MPSE growls and barks:

    LC Gladiator says:

    Just watched a show on Netflix called “Continuum”. I noticed it was filmed in Vancouver and wondered if you worked on it?

    That IS the show I work on. We’ve been in hiatus since November, and we start back on the 6th.

    LC Gladiator says:

    Damn good story BTW

    I’ve never actually watched it. Eventually I will, probably after the last episode is in the can.

    Here is the thing: The scenes never get taped in order. Also, working on sound like I do, I only get parts of a scene and most of that is ADR, Foley and Walla work. So by the time it is ready for broadcast, the LAST thing I want to do is sit down and try and pay attention to a story line.
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    LC Gladiator says:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:
    There are Americans in danger, fuckbag! Why don’t you take your puny little excuse for an intellect away somewhere where people give a shit what you cut and paste on a regular basis!
    Heeeeeres Nicki…..
    http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/764/5052/original.jpg

    Is that your boyfriend Gladiator? I’d say he’s a little young for you.

    LMAO
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    Darth Venomous growls and barks:

    This is all really starting to get very tiresome…

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    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR growls and barks:

    Lost amid the penis jokes and ad hominem nonsense is this absolute GEM:

    South Pole weather has stymied a rescue by a Chinese icebreaker trying to reach an expedition vessel trapped for the past four days in frozen seas, a ship officer told CNN Friday.

    The Chinese icebreaker Xue Long, or Snow Dragon, was just six nautical miles away from the rescue, but now it’s stuck in an Antarctica ice floe, too.

    So let me get this straight. Three icebreakers are trying to rescue a Russian expedition ship stuck in an ice floe near Antarctica, where it is high summer, and the closest one is stuck themselves. Glad everyone’s okay, but here’s the kicker:

    The Russian expedition ship is carrying scientists and passengers led by an Australian climate change professor[...]

    So, wait. You’re telling me that a group of global warming scientists went to Antarctica and have been stuck for four days in a sheet of ice?

    :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05:
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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    A radio ad from Keller’s Riverside Store located on the beautiful Llano River in the heart of Texas. Whether you agree with Crockett Keller or not at least he gives you the opportunity to understand his position before you decide whether to do business with him. I love truth in advertising

    http://biggeekdad.com/2011/10/kellers-riverside-store/

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn, MPSE @ #:
    You really need to watch it. And the leading Lady is Ultra-HOT in her skin tight body suit ! (have you met her?)

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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Don’t Worry, Be Happy
    http://www.dailypundit.com/?p=80622
    http://www.theverge.com/2013/12/27/5249016/fbi-investigating-military-style-attack-on-california-power-plant

    Chatted this over with my brother and the nephew after we saw the links, we figure it’s one of three things:

    - A “shot across the bow” – folks of all stripes and political affiliations are getting completely fed up with Mordor’s bullshit. Find a constituency that’s not pissed off right now – heh. If you’re compiling a list of folks with motive, you might as well just start at “A” in the phone book.

    - Possibly, these attacks are simply trial runs – testing security, response time, and vulnerability. Folks looking to get up to real mischief need to perfect and practice it some before they get proficient enough to really “blow out the lights.” Finally, it’s possible the saboteurs are testing different methods, determining the safest and most efficient way to get the job done.

    - It’s possible the steadily increasing attacks are the result of local actors taking out local grievances. A pair of angry employees or jilted union folk at the plant in question, pissed off Eco-Marxists whose nuisance suit got tossed out of court – or even just some bored teenagers who’d spent too much time playing video games and “borrowed” Daddy’s guns.

    This would be the third hit on the grid in 9 months. If folks get serious about tearing it up, I’d imagine people might want to look into some back-up power options. Some of that stuff takes a loooooong time to replace if my limited understanding of the big transformers is accurate.

    From my brother’s experiences, I can say solar pretty much stinks. He and his wife started off with a very expensive solar set up, but it under-performed, and hail eventually did it in. Now they use a huge propane tank and a propane generator, and are much happier with their set up at the cabins. They have it filled every 5 or 6 months, they use it for hot water, cooking, and occasionally run the generator to watch some movies when their grand-kids come to visit.

    I’m looking to grab a generator myself, just for things like the sump pump and freezer. (Suggestions are appreciated).

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    HempRopeAndStreetlight says:

    This would be the third hit on the grid in 9 months. If folks get serious about tearing it up, I’d imagine people might want to look into some back-up power options. Some of that stuff takes a loooooong time to replace if my limited understanding of the big transformers is accurate.

    possible dry run for a terrorist group too. Just like the strike on the WTC in 1993, testing things out to see what needs to be done to really bring it down. Infrastructure is an incredibly soft target in this country, and I believe we’re due for another hit from the “religion of peace”. We’ve gotten soft and lazy and distracted with internal disputes…..perfect fodder for the beasts of allah.

    HempRopeAndStreetlight says:

    From my brother’s experiences, I can say solar pretty much stinks. He and his wife started off with a very expensive solar set up, but it under-performed, and hail eventually did it in. Now they use a huge propane tank and a propane generator, and are much happier with their set up at the cabins

    I worked as a panel installer in the early 80′s. Those systems were high maintenance and very fragile, not to mention under performing. Great and promising technology, but big and bulky and expensive and not yet as efficient as it could be. Propane is the way to go, clean and easy to use.

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    DJ Allyn, MPSE growls and barks:

    LC Gladiator says:

    You really need to watch it. And the leading Lady is Ultra-HOT in her skin tight body suit ! (have you met her?)

    Rachel Nichols? Yes, I’ve worked with her. We do a lot of ADR work on the show — most of the sound is added after the shots. She doesn’t come to the studio dressed like her character though.

    As far as watching the show? I will eventually. Heck, I worked on Dark Angel back in 2000 and it was only recently that I actually sat down to watch it.
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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    How political correctness humiliated Navy SEALs who caught Qaeda killer. This will make you angry, very angry.

    http://nypost.com/2013/12/29/how-political-correctness-humiliated-navy-seals-who-caught-qaeda-killer/

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    LC hilljohnny growls and barks:

    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR says:

    Russian expedition ship stuck in an ice floe near Antarctica

    this calls for vodka on the rocks.
    :em01:

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    DJ Allyn, MPSE growls and barks:

    LC hilljohnny says:

    this calls for vodka on the rocks.

    :em01:

    Explain to me why this is a good thing?
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    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn, MPSE @ #:

    Explain to me why this is a good thing?

    I think I get where LC hilljohnny is going with it – the vodka kind of is already on the rocks :em05: but I have to agree that people not actually being hurt is the highest priority.

    This does not mean by any stretch that I’m not still snickering at the fact that it happened to a global warming scientist and his crew :)
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    DJ Allyn, MPSE says:

    LC hilljohnny says:
    this calls for vodka on the rocks.

    Explain to me why this is a good thing?
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    I think that was a play on words. Russians… Vodka… Russian ship… stuck in ice… get it?
    :em05:
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    LC R6 growls and barks:

    *goes back out into hallway and looks at number on door*

    Did I miss something? What the hell is going on in here? I thought I had hit the wrong bookmark and ended up in the huffpo or something!

    What

    Are

    You

    People

    DOING!!!!

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    LC R6 says:

    *goes back out into hallway and looks at number on door*

    Did I miss something? What the hell is going on in here? I thought I had hit the wrong bookmark and ended up in the huffpo or something!

    What

    Are

    You

    People

    DOING!!!!

    just engaging in the kind of classic beatdowns that you used to engage in with Deej.……remember those?

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    - A German magazine lifted the lid on the operations of the National Security Agency’s hacking unit Sunday, reporting that American spies intercept computer deliveries, exploit hardware vulnerabilities, and even hijack Microsoft’s internal reporting system to spy on their targets.

    Der Spiegel’s revelations relate to a division of the NSA known as Tailored Access Operations, or TAO, which is painted as an elite team of hackers specializing in stealing data from the toughest of targets.

    Citing internal NSA documents, the magazine said Sunday that TAO’s mission was “Getting the ungettable,” and quoted an unnamed intelligence official as saying that TAO had gathered “some of the most significant intelligence our country has ever

    READ MORE
    http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/EU_NSA_SURVEILLANCE?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-12-29-13-01-13

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    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin's Bastard War-Child growls and barks:

    LC R6 says:

    *goes back out into hallway and looks at number on door*

    Did I miss something? What the hell is going on in here? I thought I had hit the wrong bookmark and ended up in the huffpo or something!

    What

    Are

    You

    People

    DOING!!!!

    We are bored. Troll-O-Matic stopped producing libtard trolls, so we figured we get drunk and brawl amongst ourselves for a bit, throw a few chairs, y’know. A little sparring, if you will, just to inventory the obscenity supply. Nobody got hurt, everybody is still here.

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    DJ Allyn, MPSE growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

    I think that was a play on words. Russians… Vodka… Russian ship… stuck in ice… get it?

    I do now.
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    DJ Allyn, MPSE says:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:
    I think that was a play on words. Russians… Vodka… Russian ship… stuck in ice… get it?
    I do now.
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    :em01:
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    LC R6 growls and barks:

    just engaging in the kind of classic beatdowns that you used to engage in with Deej.……remember those?

    Good times. Good times. But jeez, that was just 1 drunk beating up on 1 disingenuous, pathetic, lying, anti-American, know-it-all, constantly dying lunatic.

    You guys had a fuckarow.

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    LC R6 says:

    just engaging in the kind of classic beatdowns that you used to engage in with Deej.……remember those?

    Good times. Good times. But jeez, that was just 1 drunk beating up on 1 disingenuous, pathetic, lying, anti-American, know-it-all, constantly dying lunatic.

    You guys had a fuckarow.

    our “fuckarow” pales in comparison.

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    According to Chicago PD crime statistics posted on their website, over 75% of gun homicides in 2013 involved African Americans as the shooter(s).

    Can you imagine 0bama on Chicagos streets in his mom pants?

    He wouldnt last an hour

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    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin's Bastard War-Child growls and barks:

    LC R6 @ #:

    *throws chair at R6, runs away cackling maniacally*
    :em07: