No. Just. No. (UPDATED)

Somebody please ask us if the Jugears Administration is really this stupid:

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We mean… Are they TRYING to make themselves look like complete idiots? An allegedly adult male. In a ONESIE???

His Imperial Majesty’s testosterone level dropped by three orders of magnitude just looking at that picture, so Merry Christmas, Your Highness, no nookie until 2024. But we can knit you a sweater or give you a manicure instead.

You can say what you want about ProgSocialists, but they have the most unintentionally hilarious ideas about what constitutes “outreach.” And they also just bombed the U.S. birthrate for the next decade, because any previously functional male is now too busy trying to make his little feller come out just to pee to waste any time even thinking about procreation.

Ah, we get it. THAT’S the ProgTard idea of “Free Birth Control”. That guy. Guess what? They’re brilliant, because it works.

That permed hipster and his horn-rimmed glasses drinking hot chocolate in a onesie would make a horny sailor 9 months out of port lose his mojo, he would make Hugh Hefner become a monk, his effeminate visage will sterilize bunny rabbits at four hundred paces… As a matter of fact: If you should experience erections lasting four hours or more after using Viagra™, JUST LOOK AT THAT PICTURE!

As long as you’re fine with not having another throbber for a few years at least.

On the other hand, it does visualize the whole concept of ProgTardianism rather well, doesn’t it?

Legally adult, yet wrapped in the comfort of an over-sized toddler jammie, snuggling a soothing cup of chocolate in his widdle hands. Infantilized for life, safe in the embrace of the Glorious Neutered Utopia of Next Tuesday™.

Yep. That about sums it up, doesn’t it?

Thatisall.

UPDATE: We may just die laughing (via Western Rifle Shooters Association and thanks to a tip from LC HempRopeAndStreetlight:

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56 comments

  1. 1
    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    A palette Cleanser from the Nephew to help with your deconstruction:

    http://www.dethguild.com/total-fail-of-a-stuttering-cluster-fuck/

  2. 2
    Orion growls and barks:

    On the other hand, it does visualize the whole concept of ProgTardianism rather well, doesn’t it?

    Legally adult, yet wrapped in the comfort of an over-sized toddler jammie, snuggling a soothing cup of chocolate in his widdle hands. Infantilized for life, safe in the embrace of the Glorious Neutered Utopia of Next Tuesday™.

    Yep. That about sums it up, doesn’t it?

    Absolutely spot-on. Tweet that sucker! Send it to Instapundit! Send it to Twitchy!!

    That completely sums up Liberalism.

    Orion

  3. 3
    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    HempRopeAndStreetlight @ #:

    Isn’t that kid the same faggot who dresses in snugglies and asks migrant workers to stop by and spank him?
    If you dress like that, report to the AIDS clinic immediately.

    On second thought, maybe the Owebama team does know what they’re doing, and also knows who, or what, their base is.
    Would you knowingly accept a blood transfusion from pajama dude?

  4. 4
    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Would you knowingly accept a blood transfusion from pajama dude?

    A suggestion like that is enough with wither Charles Bronson’s Penis.

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    Aside from the Feminazi wet dream of the future of manhood, what stands out to me is the fact that Liberals are perfectly ok with being told how to spend their time. They’re so damn brainwashed from pushing Ear Leader’s Utopian agenda, they wouldn’t know an original thought if it humped their leg and pissed in their Birkenstocks.

  7. 7
    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin's Bastard War-Child growls and barks:

    WTF did I just see? ANd please stop insinuating the guy is gay, because none of the gay people I know would ever like him. :em02:

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Rachel Maddow actually looks rather human in that picture.

  9. 9

    That permed hipster and his horn-rimmed glasses drinking hot chocolate in a onesie would make a horny sailor 9 months out of port lose his mojo

    Almost, well maybe kinda …..Nah who am I kidding? You’ve obviously not spent much time around true sailors – begging yer Imperial Pardon of course.

    “Liberty call! Two holes and and a heartbeat – heartbeats entirely optional – wrap that rascal and let’s go!!” :em05: :em05:
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    How about we send this “guy” to Mecca? Right in the middle of the Haj?
    :em01: :em05:
    Oh wait, the US would definitely be guilty of a crime against humanity, goats and sheep if we did that.
    :em03:
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  11. 11

    Come on, guys! This metrosexual jockstrap is quite hopeful that being the PajamaCare douche will finally get him laid and out of his mom’s basement.
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    LC Gregory growls and barks:

    I think Jonah G at NRO has the best comment on this:

    Pajama Boy becomes so much creepier when you realize he’s staring at his bound and gagged parents just to the right.

    I guess he’s thinking that with his counterrevolutionary parents denounced to the authorities, he gets to keep their house?

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    Library Czar growls and barks:

    Definitely is a visual sand in a condom. I see a bigger problem in that not only is the right not willing to call Obummercare the modern Ponzi scheme that it is but they are fixated on a website that did not work.

    Obummercare the Musical is a disaster for the country. A grab at 1/6th of the economy and yet the right is busy… WTF are they doing?

    And the 1935 version of the Ponzi Scheme marches onward without a peep from the right because we don’t want to scare old people. I challenge anyone here to calculate how much a 90 year old paid into SS if they retired at 65 and paid in the max amount.

    I have done it, I’ll wait.

  14. 14
    LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole growls and barks:

    If I was JOHNNY GALECKI I’d be suing the shit out’em right about now…

  15. 15
    BITOA growls and barks:

    Who wrote the ad? Michelle?
    Maybe she knows something about Barry’s boyhood.

  16. 16
    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Somebody please ask us if the Jugears Administration is really this stupid:

    Just when the bar can’t be lowered any more, the NDSWP finds a way.

  17. 17
    LC Gregory growls and barks:

    I guess Denis Leary had the color wrong in his masterful monologue as Edgar Friendly in Demolition Man.

    I’ve SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It’s a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing “I’m an Oscar Meyer Wiener.” You live up top, you live Cocteau’s way: what he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other choice: come down here… and maybe starve to death.

    Red plaid, not beige.

    :em05:

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    Spin Drift growls and barks:

    If I remember correctly, don’t those one piece jammies/union suits have trap doors? I bet Mr. I have to rent my testicles has worn the buttons off of his.

    Some of the unintended consequences of the Obamacare is that I’m stuck in my job as I have to have health care so my daughter can can stay in college. I was going to semi-retire but can’t afford the independent premiums. On another note I spend my time educating the unwashed about why they are even more f’d than I am. It’s amazing to see their face when they finally connect the dots. Great street theater.

    Hold Fast

    Molon Labe

    Spin Drift

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    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin's Bastard War-Child growls and barks:

    :em05: “I have to rent my testicles”… Zing of the day! The only way it would be better is adding “…from hamsters”. I do not know who the talentless idiots are running O-scare’s propaganda department, but it angers and saddens me, as someone who grew up in the USSR and is quite a connoisseur of classic commie propaganda. From purely aesthetic standpoint, mind you. Lenin wept.

  20. 20
    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    Uh oh. Pajama virus seems to be spreading.

    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin’s Bastard War-Child @ #19:
    Welcome home, glad you’ve returned, safe and sound. And with something to wear on your right shoulder.

  21. 21
    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin's Bastard War-Child growls and barks:

    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. @ #:
    Nice to be back, but it was such an easy little jaunt, I want to do another one, just for the money. Got a Jeep when I got back, and brought back a cat from over there too, but a friend of mine bogarted him–her other cat needed a buddy, and I already have two. I see the ol’ dog pound still has some bark and bite :)

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    They have just identified this “person.” His name is Ethan Krupp and he works for Organizing for America.

    Yes, it appears that he IS a complete and utter tool.
    :em05:
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  23. 23
    BITOA growls and barks:

    Yodas and Shit !!!!!!!

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin’s Bastard War-Child says:

    ANd please stop insinuating the guy is gay, because none of the gay people I know would ever like him. :em02:

    Agreed, dorogaya sestrichka moya. I do not know, nor have I ever known any self-respecting gay person who would be caught dead looking like that.

    Pajamaboy isn’t a homosexual. He’s not sexual at ALL. He has no idea what the word MEANS. Only that it’s something that he’ll never experience. Unless it involves cuffs, duct tape and an abandoned shed.
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  25. 25

    why is it that progressive….er possessive guys are always more feminine looking than progressive….er…..possessive womyn?

    either way, they’re both ugly.

    and why does Pajama boy seem like a good fit for the “squeal like a pig” scene from Deliverance

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    angrywebmaster says:

    They have just identified this “person.” His name is Ethan Krupp and he works for Organizing for America.
    Yes, it appears that he IS a complete and utter tool.

    angrywebmaster recently posted..Merry Christmas from Chuck Norris and others

    Oh. My. Gawd. I need to blog about this UberDouche!
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  27. 27
    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:
    You can almost get a disease just by looking at this little dweeb-ette. Nor does his name help any.

  28. 28
    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    And I just got an email from my friend Bill O’Rights, who informs me

    And a UW-Madison alum. No surprise there.

    Fucking pinko-commie, homo, anti-Israel, back and butt stabber.

  29. 29
    Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin's Bastard War-Child growls and barks:

    LMAO@ “butt-stabber”. Dying here, people! That dude is a Douche Canoe of Noah’s Ark proportions.

  30. 30

    Snotty, arrogant, smirky little shit. Would love to lock his pansy ass in a room with Honey Boo Boo’s mamma after she’s had a 12 pack of Coors. :em05: :em01:

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    Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R says:

    Snotty, arrogant, smirky little shit. Would love to lock his pansy ass in a room with Honey Boo Boo’s mamma after she’s had a 12 pack of Coors.

    There would be nothing left but a slightly smelly wet spot! :em05:
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  32. 32
    LC Guy S growls and barks:

    There would be nothing left but a slightly smelly wet spot!

    Yeah, but after “Mama Boo Boo” was finished with him, the wet spot’s voice would finally “crack”, and he may need to start shaving.

  33. 33

    Hehe. Or his testicles would finally drop!
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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    why is it that progressive….er possessive guys are always more feminine looking than progressive….er…..possessive womyn?

    It’s the ideal Progtard male. A nonthreatening speed-addled beta man-child, made to be dominated by some rabid feminazi moonbat.

  35. 35
    irish19 growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:
    I dunno. The goats and sheep might be grateful for the break.

  36. 36
    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    That implies he can figure out what to do with said farm-animals. I suspect their anal virginity is quite safe from “Commander Onesie.”

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    Spin Drift growls and barks:

    Would that be Commander Onesie of the Power Butt Ranger Brigade? Seriously my daughter has a bigger set than that guy. Hell the rats in my hood have bigger sets but nothing compares to the set on the Imperial Wookie.

    Hold Fast

    Molon Labe

    Spin Drift

  39. 39
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    No surprise that Specs the sissymary is a product of UW Madison, the Berkeley of the Midwest.

  40. 40
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    And in the category of “Double down on Stupid, we give you this!
    :em06:
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  41. 41
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    “Never in the field of political stupidity, was so much owed by so many to a single asexual loser.”
    :em05:
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  42. 42
    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Am at loss for words.

  43. 43

    Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R says:

    They’re so damn brainwashed from pushing Ear Leader’s Utopian agenda, they wouldn’t know an original thought if it humped their leg and pissed in their Birkenstocks.

    EXACTLY SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  44. 44
    LC Roguetek growls and barks:

    Wait, so let me get this right.

    two threads ago, people were screaming their heads off about racism, but shit-talk about ‘faggots’ is, apparently, just fine.

    really not impressed recently, folks.

  45. 45
    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    I suspect the “belly-aching” was largely a pretext sir. Usually is. Most folks looking to play hands like that had their rankles up over something beforehand – and snatched the first excuse they got to hurl some expired produce.

    Just the way it goes in the world. People always been this way, and always will.

    It’s no different than the TV company that recently went after those Duck guys. The libs were already pissed off, and whatever it was he said to get fired was just an excuse – the Progs were after ‘em for who they were. Any slip-up was guaranteed to be attacked full tilt, and then blown out of proportion – due to already simmering resentment.

    Like I said, it’s just the way the human creature is. I don’t let it get to me personally, and when it’s being done to someone else, I’ll do my best to remind people not to chuck cinder blocks in a glass house.

    Important thing is to not take it too seriously either way.

    Pretty much all you can do sir.

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    LC Roguetek says:

    Wait, so let me get this right.
    two threads ago, people were screaming their heads off about racism, but shit-talk about ‘faggots’ is, apparently, just fine.
    really not impressed recently, folks.

    I think this is more about PajamaDouche’s lack of manhood than it is about any kind of gay-bashing, although, I’m not thrilled with that either. Oh, and feel free to ignore Herpes. He has a victim complex.
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  47. 47
    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Well hello again Ma’am. Nice to see you here strolling around too. Funnily enough… I was just thinking…

    “Ya know self… this thread could use a splash of color and excitement… some salty dialog… a vivid imagination… and a person who has the creative talent for bestowing the sorts of nicknames that a feller can recant with sense nostalgic pride for years to come…”

    …and like the golden rays of the morning sun, here you are to brighten the joint up!

    Much obliged Ma’am!

  48. 48
    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Now, at the risk of meandering back on topic… Karl Denninger over at The Market Ticker found our now famous Alpha-Beta to be… well… perhaps I’ll just let the chap speak for himself:

    Really?
    Karl Denninger

    http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=226917

    “You have got to be kidding me.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbuN8iJCMAA34dL.png

    That banner is the best argument for lesbianism I’ve seen in decades.

    Can you imagine this “ad” with John Wayne holding that coffee?

    Well, no. See, John Wayne had a penis, he had guns, he knew how to use ‘em and he rode a horse.

    He didn’t need “health insurance”, he effused health, testosterone and manhood.

    This thing displays everything that has gone wrong in America and….”
    - Karl Denninger

    Read the rest at the link.

  49. 49
    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Mike Hendrix of Cold Fury, is about as amused.. er…. mortified.. er… “amortified” as everybody else:

    O Brave New World, that has such pissants in it
    Mike Hendrix

    http://coldfury.com/2013/12/19/o-brave-new-world-that-has-such-pissants-in-it/

    “As perfect and typical an example of an Obamajugend Barrackorrhoid as you’ll find anywhere, and as twee a sissymary as is possible to imagine.

    I mean it: if this is what young American manhood has become, we all deserve everything we’re getting or ever will get in Obama’s Worker’s Paradise v2.0.”

    That’s him, folks; that right there, Progressivism personified, that’s who’s stolen our country from us. That right there, as incredible as it may seem to anyone who has a micro-milligram of actual testosterone coursing through their veins. And if real Americans can’t take it back from limpwristed, slopeshouldered, pencil-necked, sans-a-ball, squirrel-dicked little skidmarks like him, again: we’ll deserve everything we get….”
    - Mike Hendrix

    As always, follow the link for more than a teaser.

  50. 50
    LC_Salgak growls and barks:

    I’ll just add my personal work to the mix here:

    http://i.imgur.com/tYBeSmC.jpg

  51. 51

    HempRopeAndStreetlight says:

    I was just thinking…

    Really? Did it hurt? Was it lonely?

    Oh, yeah… fuck off.

    LC_Salgak says:

    I’ll just add my personal work to the mix here:
    http://i.imgur.com/tYBeSmC.jpg

    You have no idea how much that was appreciated on my blog!!!

    And, of course, PENIS!
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  52. 52
    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Not a bit lonely Ma’am! As a matter of fact, I have your fiery commend of English to keep me pleasantly toasty on these chilly nights!

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:

    Oh, yeah… fuck off.

    Well Ma’am, that’s just not in the cards.

  53. 53

    HempRopeAndStreetlight says:

    Not a bit lonely Ma’am!

    I meant your thought.

    HempRopeAndStreetlight says:

    commend

    *Command (dammit, keyboard, I hate you!)

    HempRopeAndStreetlight says:

    Well Ma’am, that’s just not in the cards.

    I don’t play cards. Fuck off.
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  54. 54
    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Where my auto-spelling correction fails me, the lady will not! Much appreciate the typo correction Ma’am.

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #: I don’t play cards. Fuck off.

    That’s a shame Ma’am, plenty of good card games out there – but each to his or her own. I can sympathize – the Nephew and his son love their computer games. When I visit and pop out the cribbage board, they disappear into their basement pretty quick. But his wife and daughters have learned to enjoy it.

    If they could only stop fighting over who gets the “red” pegs. For Christmas I sent them a cribbage board and tossed in a set of spare red pegs from mine – since they look a bit different – then the daughters can both have red pegs.

    Little kids, makes me wish at times I’d had a few. Course that’s easy to say when you didn’t have to get up all hours of the night to feed’em and change diapers.

    I get to show up every few months, spoil’em, and when they start getting cranky, hand them back to Mom and Pappa.

  55. 55

    HempRopeAndStreetlight says:

    Where my auto-spelling correction fails me, the lady will not! Much appreciate the typo correction Ma’am.

    I’m here to help.

    HempRopeAndStreetlight says:

    That’s a shame Ma’am, plenty of good card games out there – but each to his or her own.

    Attention deficit and cards do not go well together.
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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    All good Ma’am. Me, if I don’t write it down in my notebook, I’ll forget to do it by lunch.