Somebody please ask us if the Jugears Administration is really this stupid:
We mean… Are they TRYING to make themselves look like complete idiots? An allegedly adult male. In a ONESIE???
His Imperial Majesty’s testosterone level dropped by three orders of magnitude just looking at that picture, so Merry Christmas, Your Highness, no nookie until 2024. But we can knit you a sweater or give you a manicure instead.
You can say what you want about ProgSocialists, but they have the most unintentionally hilarious ideas about what constitutes “outreach.” And they also just bombed the U.S. birthrate for the next decade, because any previously functional male is now too busy trying to make his little feller come out just to pee to waste any time even thinking about procreation.
Ah, we get it. THAT’S the ProgTard idea of “Free Birth Control”. That guy. Guess what? They’re brilliant, because it works.
That permed hipster and his horn-rimmed glasses drinking hot chocolate in a onesie would make a horny sailor 9 months out of port lose his mojo, he would make Hugh Hefner become a monk, his effeminate visage will sterilize bunny rabbits at four hundred paces… As a matter of fact: If you should experience erections lasting four hours or more after using Viagra™, JUST LOOK AT THAT PICTURE!
As long as you’re fine with not having another throbber for a few years at least.
On the other hand, it does visualize the whole concept of ProgTardianism rather well, doesn’t it?
Legally adult, yet wrapped in the comfort of an over-sized toddler jammie, snuggling a soothing cup of chocolate in his widdle hands. Infantilized for life, safe in the embrace of the Glorious Neutered Utopia of Next Tuesday™.
Yep. That about sums it up, doesn’t it?
UPDATE: We may just die laughing (via Western Rifle Shooters Association and thanks to a tip from LC HempRopeAndStreetlight:
A palette Cleanser from the Nephew to help with your deconstruction:
On the other hand, it does visualize the whole concept of ProgTardianism rather well, doesn’t it? Legally adult, yet wrapped in the comfort of an over-sized toddler jammie, snuggling a soothing cup of chocolate in his widdle hands. Infantilized for life, safe in the embrace of the Glorious Neutered Utopia of Next Tuesday™. Yep. That about sums it up, doesn’t… Read more »
HempRopeAndStreetlight @ #: Isn’t that kid the same faggot who dresses in snugglies and asks migrant workers to stop by and spank him? If you dress like that, report to the AIDS clinic immediately. On second thought, maybe the Owebama team does know what they’re doing, and also knows who, or what, their base is. Would you knowingly accept a… Read more »
A suggestion like that is enough with wither Charles Bronson’s Penis.
Aside from the Feminazi wet dream of the future of manhood, what stands out to me is the fact that Liberals are perfectly ok with being told how to spend their time. They’re so damn brainwashed from pushing Ear Leader’s Utopian agenda, they wouldn’t know an original thought if it humped their leg and pissed in their Birkenstocks.
WTF did I just see? ANd please stop insinuating the guy is gay, because none of the gay people I know would ever like him.
Rachel Maddow actually looks rather human in that picture.
That permed hipster and his horn-rimmed glasses drinking hot chocolate in a onesie would make a horny sailor 9 months out of port lose his mojo Almost, well maybe kinda …..Nah who am I kidding? You’ve obviously not spent much time around true sailors – begging yer Imperial Pardon of course. “Liberty call! Two holes and and a heartbeat –… Read more »
How about we send this “guy” to Mecca? Right in the middle of the Haj?
Oh wait, the US would definitely be guilty of a crime against humanity, goats and sheep if we did that.
Come on, guys! This metrosexual jockstrap is quite hopeful that being the PajamaCare douche will finally get him laid and out of his mom’s basement.
I think Jonah G at NRO has the best comment on this:
I guess he’s thinking that with his counterrevolutionary parents denounced to the authorities, he gets to keep their house?
Definitely is a visual sand in a condom. I see a bigger problem in that not only is the right not willing to call Obummercare the modern Ponzi scheme that it is but they are fixated on a website that did not work. Obummercare the Musical is a disaster for the country. A grab at 1/6th of the economy and… Read more »
If I was JOHNNY GALECKI I’d be suing the shit out’em right about now…
Who wrote the ad? Michelle?
Maybe she knows something about Barry’s boyhood.
Just when the bar can’t be lowered any more, the NDSWP finds a way.
I guess Denis Leary had the color wrong in his masterful monologue as Edgar Friendly in Demolition Man. I’ve SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It’s a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing “I’m an Oscar Meyer Wiener.” You live up top, you live Cocteau’s way: what he wants, when… Read more »
If I remember correctly, don’t those one piece jammies/union suits have trap doors? I bet Mr. I have to rent my testicles has worn the buttons off of his. Some of the unintended consequences of the Obamacare is that I’m stuck in my job as I have to have health care so my daughter can can stay in college. I… Read more »
“I have to rent my testicles”… Zing of the day! The only way it would be better is adding “…from hamsters”. I do not know who the talentless idiots are running O-scare’s propaganda department, but it angers and saddens me, as someone who grew up in the USSR and is quite a connoisseur of classic commie propaganda. From purely aesthetic… Read more »
Uh oh. Pajama virus seems to be spreading.
Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin’s Bastard War-Child @ #19:
Welcome home, glad you’ve returned, safe and sound. And with something to wear on your right shoulder.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. @ #: Nice to be back, but it was such an easy little jaunt, I want to do another one, just for the money. Got a Jeep when I got back, and brought back a cat from over there too, but a friend of mine bogarted him–her other cat needed a buddy, and I already have… Read more »
They have just identified this “person.” His name is Ethan Krupp and he works for Organizing for America.
Yes, it appears that he IS a complete and utter tool.
Yodas and Shit !!!!!!!
Princess Natasha, Vlad Putin’s Bastard War-Child says: ANd please stop insinuating the guy is gay, because none of the gay people I know would ever like him. Agreed, dorogaya sestrichka moya. I do not know, nor have I ever known any self-respecting gay person who would be caught dead looking like that. Pajamaboy isn’t a homosexual. He’s not sexual at… Read more »
why is it that progressive….er possessive guys are always more feminine looking than progressive….er…..possessive womyn?
either way, they’re both ugly.
and why does Pajama boy seem like a good fit for the “squeal like a pig” scene from Deliverance
Oh. My. Gawd. I need to blog about this UberDouche!
angrywebmaster @ #:
You can almost get a disease just by looking at this little dweeb-ette. Nor does his name help any.
And I just got an email from my friend Bill O’Rights, who informs me
LMAO@ “butt-stabber”. Dying here, people! That dude is a Douche Canoe of Noah’s Ark proportions.
Snotty, arrogant, smirky little shit. Would love to lock his pansy ass in a room with Honey Boo Boo’s mamma after she’s had a 12 pack of Coors.
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R says:
There would be nothing left but a slightly smelly wet spot!
Yeah, but after “Mama Boo Boo” was finished with him, the wet spot’s voice would finally “crack”, and he may need to start shaving.
Hehe. Or his testicles would finally drop!
It’s the ideal Progtard male. A nonthreatening speed-addled beta man-child, made to be dominated by some rabid feminazi moonbat.
angrywebmaster @ #:
I dunno. The goats and sheep might be grateful for the break.
That implies he can figure out what to do with said farm-animals. I suspect their anal virginity is quite safe from “Commander Onesie.”
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R @ #:
Would that be Commander Onesie of the Power Butt Ranger Brigade? Seriously my daughter has a bigger set than that guy. Hell the rats in my hood have bigger sets but nothing compares to the set on the Imperial Wookie.
No surprise that Specs the sissymary is a product of UW Madison, the Berkeley of the Midwest.
And in the category of “Double down on Stupid, we give you this!
“Never in the field of political stupidity, was so much owed by so many to a single asexual loser.”
Am at loss for words.
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R says:
Wait, so let me get this right.
two threads ago, people were screaming their heads off about racism, but shit-talk about ‘faggots’ is, apparently, just fine.
really not impressed recently, folks.
I suspect the “belly-aching” was largely a pretext sir. Usually is. Most folks looking to play hands like that had their rankles up over something beforehand – and snatched the first excuse they got to hurl some expired produce. Just the way it goes in the world. People always been this way, and always will. It’s no different than the… Read more »
LC Roguetek says: Wait, so let me get this right. two threads ago, people were screaming their heads off about racism, but shit-talk about ‘faggots’ is, apparently, just fine. really not impressed recently, folks. I think this is more about PajamaDouche’s lack of manhood than it is about any kind of gay-bashing, although, I’m not thrilled with that either. Oh,… Read more »
Well hello again Ma’am. Nice to see you here strolling around too. Funnily enough… I was just thinking… “Ya know self… this thread could use a splash of color and excitement… some salty dialog… a vivid imagination… and a person who has the creative talent for bestowing the sorts of nicknames that a feller can recant with sense nostalgic pride… Read more »
Now, at the risk of meandering back on topic… Karl Denninger over at The Market Ticker found our now famous Alpha-Beta to be… well… perhaps I’ll just let the chap speak for himself: Really? Karl Denninger http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=226917 “You have got to be kidding me. That banner is the best argument for lesbianism I’ve seen in decades. Can you imagine this… Read more »
Mike Hendrix of Cold Fury, is about as amused.. er…. mortified.. er… “amortified” as everybody else: O Brave New World, that has such pissants in it Mike Hendrix http://coldfury.com/2013/12/19/o-brave-new-world-that-has-such-pissants-in-it/ “As perfect and typical an example of an Obamajugend Barrackorrhoid as you’ll find anywhere, and as twee a sissymary as is possible to imagine. I mean it: if this is what… Read more »
I’ll just add my personal work to the mix here:
Really? Did it hurt? Was it lonely?
Oh, yeah… fuck off.
You have no idea how much that was appreciated on my blog!!!
And, of course, PENIS!
Not a bit lonely Ma’am! As a matter of fact, I have your fiery commend of English to keep me pleasantly toasty on these chilly nights!
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:
Well Ma’am, that’s just not in the cards.
I meant your thought.
*Command (dammit, keyboard, I hate you!)
I don’t play cards. Fuck off.
Where my auto-spelling correction fails me, the lady will not! Much appreciate the typo correction Ma’am. LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #: I don’t play cards. Fuck off. That’s a shame Ma’am, plenty of good card games out there – but each to his or her own. I can sympathize – the Nephew and his son love their… Read more »
I’m here to help.
Attention deficit and cards do not go well together.
All good Ma’am. Me, if I don’t write it down in my notebook, I’ll forget to do it by lunch.