If You Like Your Cancer, You Can Keep Your Cancer (UPDATED)

And if you don’t like it, Comrade Most High Obama decrees that you get to keep it anyway. Period.

Having a child diagnosed with cancer is an unimaginable ordeal for any family, and adding any challenges on top of it can seem overwhelming. Paul and Jami Porter of Kaysville learned last week their insurance plan was terminated under the Affordable Care Act, more than 3 1/2 months into their daughter’s fight with undifferentiated sarcoma began. Six-year-old Ellie Porter, who has had one kidney removed, just wrapped up her radiation treatments and is expected to be done with chemotherapy around the first of the year.

Little Ellie had better stay in remission, then, because Uncle Obama has decreed that the plan her parents could afford and which has kept her alive is substandard and must be killed. Even if it ends up killing her as well.

The Common Good™ wants its omelet, and if that means cracking a few six-year-olds, then so be it.

Bravo, Obama voters. Voting to murder six-year-old girls. You must be so proud of yourselves.

WE certainly won’t forget your efforts. Nope. Your names are right here, on the list.

Believe us on that one.

And sleep with one eye open. Forever more.

Thatisall.

UPDATE: LC readerjp, GLOR, gives us another happy story about the Glories of Socialist ObamaCare. Meet young Hunter Alford:

He is normal in every way, except this 7-year-old already plays guitar and keyboards and has his heart set on learning to fiddle.

Something else sets Hunter apart.

He was born with a rare form of cancer and lost his health insurance just after Obamacare went into effect.

Americans were told the health-care law was designed to help children just like Hunter, born with a deadly pre-existing condition and little means to pay for expensive treatments.

And American voters, being terminally ignorant, utterly ignored every single voice pointing out that this was not only a colossal lie, it was also a financial impossibility. But that’s what you get for trying to teach lobotomized sheep basic arithmetic. They see the words “free shit” and they go stampeding like a herd of hippopotami in whatever direction they’re told.

The Affordable Care Act was not supposed to take away the insurance these most-vulnerable children already had and leave them utterly defenseless against a life-threatening disease.

Oh yes it was. Indeed it was. It was the plan all along, you drooling fucktards. Harry Kiddy Diddler Reid himself, not to mention Der FUBAR, clearly stated numerous times that ObamaCare was just one step on the way to Socialist HellCare. You didn’t hear? Oh, you were stampeding with the other fat, ignorant hippos to the feed trough, weren’t you? Kind of hard to hear amidst all the trampling, mewling, mooing and baaing. What’s more, Obama was briefed right early on, along with his fellow goons, by their own advisors that people were going to lose their plans and they were FINE with that. So fine, in fact, that not only did they NOT do anything to prevent it, Obama sent his darling, Frau Mengele Sebelius, off to make sure to add regulations that would increase the number of people losing their plans.

Just how fucking, INEXCUSABLY DEAF, DUMB AND FUCKED UP CAN YOU MORONS POSSIBLY BE??? What? We didn’t stencil it on a 100 feet tall billboard and beat you in the face with it for a week? So fucking sorry. We thought that you cluefucked retards at least understood plain ENGLISH. Obviously we were wrong. Not too terribly encumbered by an excess of book learning, are you, O Masters of the Universe™?

That was step 1. Force everybody onto the Socialist “Exchanges.” Step 2? Wait for them to collapse as they must when healthy individuals refuse to sign up for healthcare they don’t need and want and with no penalty for not doing so as ObamaCare states, clearly, that they can just sign on at the moment they need it, if ever. Who’s going to subsidize the very sick, very expensive people who DO sign up, you fucking Einsteins? The Healthcare Fairy? Step 3: Declare that the Evil Insurance Industry (who not only sold, they fucking PAID for the rope that the Socialist Democrats were going to hang them with, which is at very least poetic justice) has “destroyed the health care insurance market” and that Something Needs to Be Done™. Which means, since we won’t have a private insurance industry anymore, ta-fucking-DA: Socialist HellCare!

Hurrah!

We TOLD you that. Over and over and over and over and over and OVER again we TOLD you that, you imbeciles, but you knew better, didn’t you? You knew better than somebody who had more than three decades of inside experience with that sort of thing. You just KNEW and this whole collapse is just SUCH a surprise. Who could have FORESEEN?

Go die in a fire. We warned you. We’ll bring the s’mores.

Fuckheads.