Remember the guy who got on FOX to talk about how Lying King Obama’s promise of “keeping your doctor and health plan. Period” didn’t quite work out for him? Bill Elliot? The guy who has cancer and, rather than bankrupting his family has chosen to “let nature takes its cause?”
Yeah, that guy.
Guess what? Right after he got on TV to explain how he could neither keep his plan or his doctor and how that means a death sentence for him, he found out he’s getting audited by the IRS!
Man. If His Imperial Majesty was more conspiratorially minded, and a paranoid bitter racist clinger to boot, he might actually find this rather… suspicious. But that is, of course, nonsense. We all know that it all comes down to a couple of overzealous janitors in the IRS’s Cincinnati office who, by the way, may or may not have been disciplined. You’ll never know, because the IRS isn’t talking and the GOP and Darrel Issa aren’t about to do anything within their powers (who are, apparently unbeknownst to them, quite extensive under that document they’ve never read, the U.S. Constitution) to make them talk. That would be uncivil. And alienate the critical LGBT illegal immigrant voting bloc without which the GOP can never win again.
So really, don’t bother us with that sort of silliness.
After all, Mr. Elliot got help from one C. Steven Tucker, a health insurance broker, so he won’t have to suck start a Mossberg to keep his family from bankruptcy anyways. See? Happy ending!
What? Mr. Tucker is suddenly being audited TOO?
Erm… Well “Elliot” and “Tucker” are sort of close together, alphabetically, no? OK, we give up. We’ve got nothing.
But don’t even think about suggesting that we live in a Leftist Dictatorship, because that’s just RIDICULOUS?
What say you, Mr. Issa? Let’s have some more “hearings”, and by “hearings” we mean endless monologues by yourself and yours while you hurriedly excuse any witness taking the fifth. Because let’s not get crazy about this, right?
Die Fahne hoch, die Reihen dicht geschlossen, OFA marschiert…
Thatisall.
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