Gee… How… Coincidental!

Remember the guy who got on FOX to talk about how Lying King Obama’s promise of “keeping your doctor and health plan. Period” didn’t quite work out for him? Bill Elliot? The guy who has cancer and, rather than bankrupting his family has chosen to “let nature takes its cause?”

Yeah, that guy.

Guess what? Right after he got on TV to explain how he could neither keep his plan or his doctor and how that means a death sentence for him, he found out he’s getting audited by the IRS!

Man. If His Imperial Majesty was more conspiratorially minded, and a paranoid bitter racist clinger to boot, he might actually find this rather… suspicious. But that is, of course, nonsense. We all know that it all comes down to a couple of overzealous janitors in the IRS’s Cincinnati office who, by the way, may or may not have been disciplined. You’ll never know, because the IRS isn’t talking and the GOP and Darrel Issa aren’t about to do anything within their powers (who are, apparently unbeknownst to them, quite extensive under that document they’ve never read, the U.S. Constitution) to make them talk. That would be uncivil. And alienate the critical LGBT illegal immigrant voting bloc without which the GOP can never win again.

So really, don’t bother us with that sort of silliness.

After all, Mr. Elliot got help from one C. Steven Tucker, a health insurance broker, so he won’t have to suck start a Mossberg to keep his family from bankruptcy anyways. See? Happy ending!

What? Mr. Tucker is suddenly being audited TOO?

Erm… Well “Elliot” and “Tucker” are sort of close together, alphabetically, no? OK, we give up. We’ve got nothing.

But don’t even think about suggesting that we live in a Leftist Dictatorship, because that’s just RIDICULOUS?

What say you, Mr. Issa? Let’s have some more “hearings”, and by “hearings” we mean endless monologues by yourself and yours while you hurriedly excuse any witness taking the fifth. Because let’s not get crazy about this, right?

Die Fahne hoch, die Reihen dicht geschlossen, OFA marschiert…

Der-Fubar

Thatisall.

14 comments

  1. 1
    Eric Praline growls and barks:

    Mr Elliot should count himself lucky he’s just getting audited by the IRS. Had he tried this stunt 2 or 3 years down the road, OFA Greenshirts would have come to his house to play knockout-games with him and his entire extended family.

  2. 2
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    They need to go into that audit with a boatload of lawyers and flat out accuse them of a politically motivated audit and inform them that if it is NOT dropped, legal action will be taken.
    :em07:
    Personally, I would just ask them if they like tar, feathers and rope and point to the 500 friends outside the building I brought along for moral support.

    I know, I know, not reality based, but if the regime keeps pushing this, there will be an incident and there will be federal employees running for their lives.
    :em06:
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  3. 3
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Seems to me that a guy facing death like this has little incentive to cooperate with the fothermucking IRS.

    angrywebmaster:

    I know, I know, not reality based, but if the regime keeps pushing this, there will be an incident and there will be federal employees running for their lives.

    We can hope! :em01:

  4. 4
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    A majority now believe that Obama knowingly lied when he said, “If you like your health plan, you can keep your health plan.” Repairing the Web site won’t repair that broken bond of trust.

    We tried to warn them. The GOP didn´t have a single fingerprint on this mess. It´s on the Democrats – in full and in all its gory glory.

    …Democrats who are obsessing over the failure of the Web site are focused on the wrong problem. Americans are not just angry about a broken Web site; they are angry about a broken promise.

    Blinded by the color of Obama´s skin and his veneer of intellectual and rhetorical brilliance, they fell for the cute guy instead of the competent one. Obama voters wanted to prove their lack of racist tendencies and their lofty elitist open-mindedness.

    They are angry about being told they could keep their health plans but finding out that pledge was never meant to be kept.

    Right there is the real truth: Keeping their health plans and doctors was never supposed to happen. It cannot happen if Obamacare was to work as planned by Obama. And his plan was single-payer from day one, i.e., socialized medicine.

    Stop talking about the website. That´s irrelevant. The sub rosa plan and the lies are what matter.

  5. 5
    readerjp growls and barks:

    He actually said it. His voice dripping with defiance, Barack Obama took the microphone on Monday and decreed that ObamaCare will remain the law of the land as long as he’s President of the United States.

  6. 6
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    readerjp says:

    He actually said it. His voice dripping with defiance, Barack Obama took the microphone on Monday and decreed that ObamaCare will remain the law of the land as long as he’s President of the United States.

    That shlemiel is really flirting with hubris, isn’t he? What does he think he is? Immortal? Untouchable? Unimpeachable? G-d?

    “As long as he’s president”, huh?

    Well, it seems to me he’s laid down the terms then. He just needs to no longer be president for this unconstitutional abomination, this violation of every principle this nation was founded upon to be eliminated. One way or the other.

    It’s about time that bong-huffing son of a horny sow was put in his place.

    Challenge accepted.
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  7. 7
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    LC Gladiator @ #:

    The GOP didn´t have a single fingerprint on this mess.

    The GOP has two of the key fingerprints on this mess: (1) Olympia Snowe – history called for her to vote it out of conference: (2) John “It’s ok; it’s a tax” Roberts. One helped birth it, the other helped raise it.

  8. 8
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I @ #:

    That shlemiel is really flirting with hubris, isn’t he? What does he think he is? Immortal? Untouchable? Unimpeachable? G-d?

    “As long as he’s president”, huh?

    Well, it seems to me he’s laid down the terms then. He just needs to no longer be president for this unconstitutional abomination, this violation of every principle this nation was founded upon to be eliminated. One way or the other.

    Talk about:

    A. Throwing down the Gauntlet
    B. Painting a large bullseye on your back

    I can just see the multiple face palms from the Secret Service. They have to know just how bad it’s getting, and it won’t take much for their worst case scenario to happen.
    (Although I think it will be 100 times worse then their worst case)

    There was a guy from the Cato institute who was quoting Lincoln to Congress. Basically saying that Lincoln thought it was fine to remove a government by force if that’s the only option.
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  9. 9
    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    They got a really big list Angry.

    And it’s growing by the day.

  10. 10
    LC Wil, S.C.E. growls and barks:

    They can’t audit you if their building keeps burning down the night before . . .

    Just sayin’ is all

  11. 11
    LC Wil, S.C.E. growls and barks:

    “Nice headquarters, you got there. Be a shame if sumpin’ were to happen to it.”

  12. 12
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC Wil, S.C.E. says:

    They can’t audit you if their building keeps burning down the night before . . .

    Just sayin’ is all

    Funny you should mention that. I’ve been thinking that maybe it’s time we inaugurate a Joseph Stack Appreciation Day after all. Say, February 18 sounds like a good candidate for the honors.
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  13. 13
    LC Wil, S.C.E. growls and barks:

    The John Leonard Orr Honorary Bonfire and Marshmallow Roast. Bring your own Smores.

  14. 14
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    HempRopeAndStreetlight @ #:

    They got a really big list Angry.

    And it’s growing by the day.

    To my knowledge, that’s the first time someone said that in testimony to a congressional committee, and meant it, however subtly, as a warning.
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