New York Slimes, The Grey Meth Whore, Digging Desperately for New Euphemisms

Because admitting that their god, the Lying King Obama, has lied is just too much to ask of their fine, libtard, nuanced minds.

The split between lawmakers and the White House reflects the dilemma the president finds himself in as he seeks to follow through on last week’s acknowledgment about his incorrect promise on health care coverage. Hundreds of thousands of people have received cancellation notices from health insurance companies because their plans do not conform with minimum standards set by the new law.

“Incorrect promise?”

Well, His Imperial Majesty supposes that technically speaking you can call a lie an “incorrect promise”, much like you can call stealing organizing “re-purposing.” And no, we’re not going to tell you where we learned that one and, besides, Captain, we have absolutely no idea how those 10 55 gallon drums of government fuel ended up on the back of that truck. No SIR!

The more we observe the desperate contortions our so-called “press” twist themselves into in order to protect their village idiot president, the more we realize how wrong we were to shake our heads at the blatant lies of Pravda and Izvestiya that we monitored in our youth. Those guys were the very epitome of honesty compared to the “free press” of the United States of America.

And still it says less about the propaganda-spewing weasels of papers such as the New York Times than it says about the drooling idiots who subscribe to them. Who’s the bigger idiot? The publisher or the fucktards who pay for his propaganda?

Meanwhile, the Liberal Fascist Party members in DC are scrambling for the life boats, realizing all of a sudden that perhaps playing the part of the band on the Titanic while Obama sails off into the sunset for a life of ease isn’t all it’s been cracked up to be.

It’s hilarious to watch how the Liberal Fascist Party is imploding before our very eyes, and only more so because of the carefully coordinated propaganda offensive of the Liberal Fascist Media having proclaimed for months that its the other party that is falling apart. We mean, seriously, right after weeks of hearing how the Republican Party (OK, make that Ted Cruz and Mike Lee since just about everybody else in the Party of Stupid were busy stabbing them in the back, helping the Liberal Fascist Narrative) were bomb-throwing, kidnapping, suicide-bombing, extremist, racist, arsonist raping raper haters for demanding a delay in ObamaCare, we now get to hear about Liberal Fascist Party members threatening the Lying King with rebellion if he doesn’t give them a, wait for it, delay in ObamaCare.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

How do you like those chickens, Liberal Fascists, now that they’ve come home to roost?

So we guess that you are the bomb-throwing, kidnapping, suicide-bombing, extremist, racist, arsonist raping raper haters now? Hey, here’s an idea: You can always threaten to shut down the government if you don’t have your way. The Park Gestapo are getting kinda bored now that they can’t make Japanese grandmas piss their pants in Yellowstone National Park anymore or try to keep WWII veterans from taking a walk in the park, so they’d surely welcome the chance to don their jackboots and armbands again.

Either way, it’s downright hilarious watching you begging your lord and master for deliverance from the consequences of what you’ve wrought.

Remember how much of a shit he gave about you back in 2010? Remember how you were whipped into standing with him in jamming ObamaCare down the throat of the American people against their will? Remember how all that you got in return for your blind loyalty and belief in his promises that it was all going to be alright was the biggest electoral ass-kicking in 72 years? You would think that after you’d watched a third of your fellow Liberal Fascist Congresscritters join the ever-growing unemployment lines because of their idiocy in believing a word that that Chicago con artist ever said, you’d have learned something. Such as “he really isn’t all that much into you.”

He’s going to be fine this time too if you fuck up and trust him again. He isn’t facing reelection. He’s facing a lifetime of living off the speech circuit and a fat pension and he doesn’t give any more of a shit about your future prospects than he cared about his “typical white grandmother” when he threw her under the bus. You know, the kindly old lady who looked after him throughout his childhood while his bigamist father was off in Kenya trying to figure out the fastest way of drinking himself to death and his mother was off touring the Third World dick rides of the planet.

You think he gives a rat’s arse about YOU?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Do go on.

You’re ever so much fun.

Thatisall.

8 comments

  1. 1
    Orion growls and barks:

    It’s hilarious to watch how the Liberal Fascist Party is imploding before our very eyes, and only more so because of the carefully coordinated propaganda offensive of the Liberal Fascist Media having proclaimed for months that its the other party that is falling apart.

    Yup. Because the Republican-wing of the Democrat party has been winning all these elections lately! Victory is right around the corner, I’m sure.

    Orion

  2. 2
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    At least malignant narcissists are famous for their well-documented ability to deal with failure. We’re already getting the “He’s brilliant; it’s you fucking insect that couldn’t hack it” stuff…the Nerobefehl should be interesting (though, to be fair, he’s already got a good start on it w/r/t the economy).

  3. 3
    KArnold growls and barks:

    There is no truth in Pravda.

    There is no news in Izvestia.

    There is no shame at the New York Times.

  4. 4
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Hey, gang! You wanna know how scared the Reds are?

    At 7 pm this evening, I got a robo-call from Dim. Rep. Carolyn Maloney, inviting me to a “telephone Town Hall” at 8 pm. This is in the Reddest of the Red Districts, Manhattan.

    This is unprecedented. I have lived here 30 years, and I’ve NEVER gotten such a phone call before.

    The commies must be shitting bricks sideways, if they’re even worried about our anger in NEW YORK CITY.

  5. 5
    readerjp growls and barks:

    Hey Tallulah, you live in Carolyn Maloney’s district? So do I! But I didn’t get a phone call for this telephone town hall thing. You must be important.

    I did get one of those robo-calls telling me to vote for her, but I didn’t vote for her. She is the very epitome of a HACK, one who got elected many years ago, and hung on because of name recognition.

    As to what you said, Misha, today Bill Clinton took a backstab at Obama, saying something about people should get to keep their plans. It’s all part of his plan to get back into The White House via Hillary.

  6. 6
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Out of his own mouth, this man-child had condemned his presidency, his party, and, unfortunately, this country. He has raised the debt ceiling more times than “W” and he himself called “W” unpatriotic! He has promised the American people that he would get to the bottom of Fast & Furious, the IRS Scandal, Benghazi … do I need to keep going on? I don’t disrespect the man-child because he is black, I disrespect him because he is an unpatriotic liberal liar. On the lighter side, it’s amazingly funny to see the LIVers (low info voters) start to wake up. God has a perfect sense of humor. Got ammo?

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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    LC Gladiator @ #6:
    If Cuomo has his way, you won’t have ammo for long! At least not in New Yak.

    I don’t expect the New Yak Slimes to stop digging any time soon. Yes, they’re *that* stupid.

  8. 8

    LC Gladiator @ # 6: I’m not a racist either, I hate it’s white half equally. MGMMPOS!
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