Because admitting that their god, the Lying King Obama, has lied is just too much to ask of their fine, libtard, nuanced minds.
The split between lawmakers and the White House reflects the dilemma the president finds himself in as he seeks to follow through on last week’s acknowledgment about his incorrect promise on health care coverage. Hundreds of thousands of people have received cancellation notices from health insurance companies because their plans do not conform with minimum standards set by the new law.
Well, His Imperial Majesty supposes that technically speaking you can call a lie an “incorrect promise”, much like you can call stealing
organizing “re-purposing.” And no, we’re not going to tell you where we learned that one and, besides, Captain, we have absolutely no idea how those 10 55 gallon drums of government fuel ended up on the back of that truck. No SIR!
The more we observe the desperate contortions our so-called “press” twist themselves into in order to protect their village idiot president, the more we realize how wrong we were to shake our heads at the blatant lies of Pravda and Izvestiya that we monitored in our youth. Those guys were the very epitome of honesty compared to the “free press” of the United States of America.
And still it says less about the propaganda-spewing weasels of papers such as the New York Times than it says about the drooling idiots who subscribe to them. Who’s the bigger idiot? The publisher or the fucktards who pay for his propaganda?
Meanwhile, the Liberal Fascist Party members in DC are scrambling for the life boats, realizing all of a sudden that perhaps playing the part of the band on the Titanic while Obama sails off into the sunset for a life of ease isn’t all it’s been cracked up to be.
It’s hilarious to watch how the Liberal Fascist Party is imploding before our very eyes, and only more so because of the carefully coordinated propaganda offensive of the Liberal Fascist Media having proclaimed for months that its the other party that is falling apart. We mean, seriously, right after weeks of hearing how the Republican Party (OK, make that Ted Cruz and Mike Lee since just about everybody else in the Party of Stupid were busy stabbing them in the back, helping the Liberal Fascist Narrative) were bomb-throwing, kidnapping, suicide-bombing, extremist, racist, arsonist raping raper haters for demanding a delay in ObamaCare, we now get to hear about Liberal Fascist Party members threatening the Lying King with rebellion if he doesn’t give them a, wait for it, delay in ObamaCare.
How do you like those chickens, Liberal Fascists, now that they’ve come home to roost?
So we guess that you are the bomb-throwing, kidnapping, suicide-bombing, extremist, racist, arsonist raping raper haters now? Hey, here’s an idea: You can always threaten to shut down the government if you don’t have your way. The Park Gestapo are getting kinda bored now that they can’t make Japanese grandmas piss their pants in Yellowstone National Park anymore or try to keep WWII veterans from taking a walk in the park, so they’d surely welcome the chance to don their jackboots and armbands again.
Either way, it’s downright hilarious watching you begging your lord and master for deliverance from the consequences of what you’ve wrought.
Remember how much of a shit he gave about you back in 2010? Remember how you were whipped into standing with him in jamming ObamaCare down the throat of the American people against their will? Remember how all that you got in return for your blind loyalty and belief in his promises that it was all going to be alright was the biggest electoral ass-kicking in 72 years? You would think that after you’d watched a third of your fellow Liberal Fascist Congresscritters join the ever-growing unemployment lines because of their idiocy in believing a word that that Chicago con artist ever said, you’d have learned something. Such as “he really isn’t all that much into you.”
He’s going to be fine this time too if you fuck up and trust him again. He isn’t facing reelection. He’s facing a lifetime of living off the speech circuit and a fat pension and he doesn’t give any more of a shit about your future prospects than he cared about his “typical white grandmother” when he threw her under the bus. You know, the kindly old lady who looked after him throughout his childhood while his bigamist father was off in Kenya trying to figure out the fastest way of drinking himself to death and his mother was off touring the Third World dick rides of the planet.
You think he gives a rat’s arse about YOU?
Do go on.
You’re ever so much fun.